writer, median, michael loftus. finally, she's like botox. toxic, in your face and has a lot of fans over 50. kat timpf. dagen, welcome to the program. always a pleasure to see you. >> i'm nervous. >> greg: don't be nervous. >> slop sweat coming. >> greg: let's say a ben and jerry's was robbed. should their employees call the police or would they be worried it would upset the owners of the business? that's what you call a brain twister. >> yes. they should -- [laughter] well, i will -- so i lived in new york city, which you know. we live not very far from each other. >> sometimes i look in your window. >> i see you! the epicenter of the anti-crime movement, the "new york post" calls it. it's the no bail for you if you get arrested, get out of jail free, good luck getting to work without getting punched in the face by some lunatic. that land. so if i cross the street to the drugstore to buy some ben and jerry's, it's locked in the freezer. >> greg: it is. >> you have to go to the manager to get the key to get some craptastic ben and jerry's be

writer, median, michael loftus. finally, she's like botox. toxic, in your face and has a lot of fans over 50. kat timpf. dagen, welcome to the program. always a pleasure to see you. >> i'm nervous. >> greg: don't be nervous. >> slop sweat coming. >> greg: let's say a ben and jerry's was robbed. should their employees call the police or would they be worried it would upset the owners of the business? that's what you call a brain twister. >> yes. they should -- [laughter] well, i will -- so i lived in new york city, which you know. we live not very far from each other. >> sometimes i look in your window. >> i see you! the epicenter of the anti-crime movement, the "new york post" calls it. it's the no bail for you if you get arrested, get out of jail free, good luck getting to work without getting punched in the face by some lunatic. that land. so if i cross the street to the drugstore to buy some ben and jerry's, it's locked in the freezer. >> greg: it is. >> you have to go to the manager to get the key to get some craptastic ben and jerry's be

writer, comedian, michael loftus live.plause] finally, toxic in-your-face and has a i lot of bands over 50. [laughter] fox nation, kat timpf. [cheering and applauding] welcome to the program. always a pleasure to see you. >> i'm nervous. greg: here's the thing, let's say a ben & jerry's was robbed, should their employees call the lipolice or would they be worrid it would upset the owners?f that's what you call a brain twister. >> yes. [laughter] >> i live in new york city, which you know, not very far from each other. greg: can i look in your window? [laughter] >> i see you. [laughter] the epicenter of the anti-crime movement, the new york post calls it. it's the no bail for you if you get arrested, get out of jail free, good luckd getting to wok without being punched in the face by a lunatic so if i cross the street to the drugstore to buy ben & jerry's, it's locked in the freezer. [laughter] greg: yes, it is. >> you have to go to the manager to get the key to get some crack tactics sale ben & jerry's because people aren'

thank you, loftus.ell you, michael, a lot of people gave you grief because you said it's deja vu all over again. a quote that most people attribute to yogi berra but he told the "new york times" he never said it. so -- because yogi berra had early onset of dementia and can't remember his own quotes, i think -- >> they have it on video from back in 1938. >> if you're going to believe him you have to believe hunter because both of them didn't know what was going on. >> never did it. never said it. >> but the bigger thing is that you're still not an ombudsman because he never mentioned yogi berra. >> i'm defending him. >> you know what? i appreciate that and i celebrate you. >> all right. all right. all right. what else have you got? i'm running out of time. >> are you going to be back next week? >> i will, greg, if would you like me to. i can raise my hand. >> greg: all right. i'll meet you back at the house. we'll settle one of life's great questions once and for all. >> greg: is there such a thing as fr

thank you, loftus.ple gave you grief because you said it's deja vu all over again. a quote that most people attribute to yogi berra but he told the "new york times" he never said it. so -- because yogi berra had early onset of dementia and can't remember his own quotes, i think -- >> they have it on video from back in 1938. >> if you're going to believe him you have to believe hunter because both of them didn't know what was going on. >> never did it. never said it. >> but the bigger thing is that you're still not an ombudsman because he never mentioned yogi berra. >> i'm defending him. >> you know what? i appreciate that and i celebrate you. >> all right. all right. all right. what else have you got? i'm running out of time. >> are you going to be back next week? >> i will, greg, if would you like me to. i can raise my hand. >> greg: all right. i'll meet you back at the house. we'll settle one of life's great questions once and for all. if you love them enough to re-learn math so you can teach them mat