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. >> this year the arm american will work until april 24 until they pay off the state andnd lol taxesthe year. we have to r remember those sors of things when we hear about the rich need to pay their fair share. kennedy: you point out the top 20% of income earners get less than 20 cent on the dollar back in benefits. by contrast. this is from you. the bott 20% of income earners get $18 in benefits for every dollar they pay in federal taxes. >> our tax code is so progressive. it's already very progressive. the transfers of wealth are good. is t government the right entity to transfer and spend this money? is it better in their hand and private citizens' hand? i have serious questions about that. kennedy: of course. your head is filled with doubt when you read these numbers. what are you getting for your tax money. thank u very much, brian bren berks rg. coming up. you're mail. thanks so much. that's next. kennedy: time for drinky. if you have got a bathtub full of salamanders, tweet at me and i'i'll make fun of you on natiol television. it's time for viewer mail. toby, i don't understa

but you u will need lol allies to take raqqa and moususe as we.e d raqaqqa and mosul s well. and it won't be enough. charles: you are sayin it's evitable any gains we have made we'll give back at some point? >> clely this president has not learned the lesson of the iraq surge. he slow dripts it would leaderip without clarity on the mission. our trps are demoralized beuse they don't have a mission and tells the amican people we don't have bos on the g ground. for representative blackburnrn d the troops she represesents. they are frustrated. >> let me ask you out is 9/11 report. many people are speculating e role of saudi arabi should we see that -- should the american pubc have a chance to see what's goingn fun iteans saudi arabia is somehow plicated in the 9/11 attacks? >> this is 2 pages of the reporthat congress did. s, i think it's time for us be able for the americaneopl to look at this and gets the full picture. and, you know -- arles: fun it means our ales played big role in 9/1 thehe american people deserve to kw the truth. we a 15 years pa

smiley face, lol. okay, this restaurant respects women. i like that. let's move to number six.ice, no exception. women no clothes and more service. he does respect women. numero8, due to increase for amo, do not expect a warning shot for those who want to act a fool. look, i don't act a fool, mister, i be a fool and i will be there. the sign also notes, extra cost, extra. free is a french word. we speak english. the owner signs it as da one who runs the mf, mohamed. peace be upon him, i should say. alley, i like this guy. he will make america great again. >> i don't think free is a french word. i don't agree with that. >> they speak english there. >> and they have graw grammatical errors. >> was it offensive? he wants to run his own establishment. the people most offended, this man is a muslim, is other muslims. does that surprise you? >> isn't that what mr. trump just said? most muslims are offended by the fact that some are crazy? >> tom, would you go to this place? is it a cheese establishment? >> it is for high people. when it is called muncheez it is for high people. >> oh

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the controversialto punish a lol father gave his son for skippi school.all day went bikes he didn't h call. so now it's discipline time. d and thisis is the discipline. the father posted this video of him boxing his son on social media. tonight he's facing charges. we're go to tell you what the dad told fox5 about his actions coming up next. a popular snap chat app is at is the center of a lawsuit after a young woman chased her car. the apps link to the accident next at 10. you know what to do here. a prince william county fatherty is in trouble with the law aftew he posted this video of himself becoming with his teenage son.ea the father says he was teaching his son discipline and how tod h defense himself at the samehe s time. the question is is it tough discipline or is it abuse? it depends on who you ask. sarah simmons is following the f story and she is here with it's gone viral.. plenty of people have seen it and plenty of people have an opinion about it. take you digs he was told himself to turn himself in to the prince william shear after after he

>> she captioned it "at it again, having more fun than my kids, lol." can you believe her kids are 10 and nine? she has a 10-year-old and a nine-year-old. is when your kids reach an age and they give you a muzzle and a gag order. >> you had that? >> i've got it now. i'm dying to tell you a couple things. >> you have so many gag orders. >> i hate them. >>> we're going to try to identify this celeb coming up. >> no, these aren't the lips. this is something else. all right, this is a celeb in disguise. we have no idea. this is the photo. >> you guys, i'm old and you don't care. >> show us a closeup. >> oh, it's a man. >> who is that? >> it's a man -- look at the hands. and it's -- um -- >> is it -- um -- >> will farrell? >> no, it's not. is it -- what's his name? the bald guy. >> i don't know. can we see? >> that's who i thought it was! >> patrick stewart. >> you know why i should have known that? >> why? >> it was in the pain they are morning and i saw it. [ laughter ] that's bad. lee is losing it. >> he's promoting his star sit come -- sitcom called "blu

you hear about it a lol.as surprised it didn't continue as a campaign issuer other than that one day. he talked about it and then largely backed away from it. in tend i think this is a national race about big national issues. i don't think that's going to be the decider. it did give cruz headlines for a while. but i don't think it will be the thing that decides the race. >>> next, president obama's new push to push -- because my dentus fit well. before those little pieces would get in between my dentures and my gum and it was uncomfortable. even well fitting dentures let in food particles. just a few dabs of super poligrip free is clinically proven to seal out more food particles so you're more comfortable and confident while you eat. so it's not about keeping my dentures in, it's about keeping the food particles out. try super poligrip free. ♪ everything your family touches sticks with them. make sure the germs they bring home don't stick around. use clorox disinfecting products. because no one kills germs b

. >> lol, joey. >> and next. >> pxd is approaching the levels of when ira sohn talked about it being, and earnings were solid. >> it is either the mother fraccer or the father fraccer and i don't remember which one. >> and it is recovering back up to that level. this is an interesting level and it is going to be the level of resistance, and if you are long on the stock, take some off here. >> and pete, the scoop here on lily? >> well, year over year, a little impressive at least i thought, and the driver is up 16%, and strong numbers from there, and a lot of the new drugs which means the money goes after the drugs to put it out there, and they are spending and having to spend right now, but i think that the stock off a couple of bucks is too cheap and i think it is going higher. i owned it in january and now depressed it towards the $90s. >> there is a note that says you sold out of it. >> no, i did not. >> wrong name. >> it is down $2 but i am hopeful it is going uch. >> okay. glad we cleared it up. >> procter & gamble, steph? >> well, it is mixed quarter, and the operating margins

hillary clinton literally lol, laughing out loud, during an interview earlier today. why?linton was responding to what the campaign manager of her rival, bernie sanders, said to me in response to the clinton campaign may start becoming more aggressive towards sanders. both campaign been, especially pulling their proverbial punches, knowing that whomever wins will need the other's supporters. starting today, secretary clinton is raising more pointed questions and launching tougher attacks on whether sanders even understands the basics of one of his fundamental campaign promises, for example. joe johns is traveling with former secretary of state hillary clinton. he joins us now from philadelphia. joe, just in the last few hours clinton seems to be really taking on a tougher tone. >> reporter: definitely a tougher tone, jake. but reprising some of the themes she has touched on in the past, the clinton camp making it clearer than ever that they'd like to close this thing out if they can and start spending their money on the republicans, but it's also evidence of something else

difficult lol on her comments. she said dag we had to turn the heat back on this morning.he lets take you to another would go, further east we will go out to 37 degrees. that came in from alex, has a nice clear sky in mays landing. he says we always get chillier in the deep woods of mays landing. clear skies, calm wind, absolutely right. we have micro climates around the delaware val that i come into play when we have wooded terrain or near shore, up in the mountains or urban areas they all play into how you see temperatures drop, perhaps throughout the course of the night. thirty-seven from kyle, he is in hatboro, one of the youngest eyewitness weather watchers and he is off to a chilly start as well. we will see these temperatures rebound. it will take sometime. high pressure is on our side here for yet another day. we will track another storm system, bringing in some very heavy rain, lots of moisture sources to work with in the open waters of the gulf of mexico but once it the gets to us it will track east and reach us by friday, and it does look like it will have a lit

>> lol. let me tell you something.ny time you see a company get downgraded, because there's really nothing bad to say, but it's had had a big run, that's one of the all time best times to put a name on your radar. not necessarily pull the trigger, go long. but that is a signal. these guys have nothing new to say. and, in fact, i don't think i've ever seen anything like this. they downgraded, but raised the price target at the same time. they went from 33, 34. let me tell you what's really going on. sell side firms employ analysts so they can generate trading on the desk. that's the business, not a public good. they're not doing it for fun. they want people trading ge to trade with them. so here's a comment. i don't particularly think the analyst dislikes the name. >> no, he said he was on the earlier program on this network. i don't know if you saw the interview or not, but anything but a hate fest on ge by any stretch of the imagination. it was, look, it's a premium multiple. the catalysts to take it further are lacki

you look at your work and your most important work is being welcome, local >> you say lol doesn't stand for laughing out loud. it stands for little old lady. why do you do that? >> the truth is and i find this myself you don't become old when you're a grand parent. they don't make you older that. mang you younger. is it never too late to have the best day of your life like your heart was on a trampoline. >> oh, yeah. >> what makes it so great? >> everything. there's not a downside. the first thing was just the emotion of holding that baby for the first time. it was so explosive and unexpectedly so and total body and i -- when someone suggested i write the book, the first thing i did was try to find out what that was. so there's a whole business on the biochemistry of it all. there's a reason we do that. i had an epiphany. we never hug, except in sex but that's different. air kiss, a man hug. but the center of us is never touched until we have these grandchildren and then we hold them. i guess if you're a mother, it's the same thing. but as a grandparent, you hold them and you hold on ti

lol. referring to hope solo, stopped last january while driving an official soccer van. charged with dui. this twitter spat not the first sign of tension between the men's and women's u.s. soccer teams recently. just last week, five soccer stars filing a suit, alleging they're paid four times less than the men's team. portland police describing her polite and they released the star on her own recognizance. but a lot of controversy she's facing now. >> good for her to step forward and apologize. >>> the mortician whose life and crimes are portrayed in the jack black film "bernie." the real life bernie is headed back to court this week nearly 20 years after he was convicted of murdering a wealthy widow. linsey davis is here now with what the new evidence the jury will consider. >> reporter: what's the appropriate sentence for murder? that's the question bernie's peers will attempt to answer. after hearing new evidence how he was sexually abused as a child and how that may be linked to the abusive relationship he says he had with the woman he murdered. it's the 2011 dark co

. >> it's like somebody presenting an an tlo poll lol cal study.ore, this instagram effect, there's a constant running record of what you looked like when and this impulse not to actually have it be too redundant all the time. >> i think i heard people make the case for ulta beauty salon on that basis. >> a lot of students like shopping and like shopping in the store. they still like the human interaction. as much as they like digital aspects of their life from facebook to snapchat to instagram, they like that interaction, they explained to me saying we're very social people. we don't want to live in a world where robots are serving us in retail stores. >> that's refreshing i guess, courtney, thank you so much. out in sunny tucson. allergan and pfizer backed away from a $160 billion deal after the treasury announced new tax inversion rules. up next, we'll look at how they'll impact m and a bills on the horizon. the kitchen...that's home. i know that's like my grandma cooked, my mom cooked... ...i cook. chocolate bread pudding, and soufflés, and...

these te custom guitars and played pla different ones during differente periods of his career says a lolit's interesting having guitars that made the sound he wanted aa well as looked great on stage.ne >> is this the only piece off prince memorabilia that t smithsonian has? >> actually at the, i believe ae the portrait gallery they haverv one of his portraits that was in the american cool i believe itel was called exhibition. but as far as i'm aware this ist the only piece that we have inaa our collection here at then t american history museum. meu >> so you've had this since thee '90's i believe you said '93 or somewhere in there.here where has it been all this timem has it just been back in room or... >> yeah, smith zone yas you knok has millions of objects in its collections. and we rotate all of our objectc as much as possible. we had this big exhibition 20ib years ago. i had the opportunity to co c curate a show called from fryinn pan to flying b the rise ofe electric guitar, and it wasndt featured in that exhibition forf about a year.r. and then it has been onon occasionally tempor

sun is up and a lot of bluea lol sky and that's going to beue the trend.en more clouds tomorrow.peratures tomorrow upper 80's. so we're mid 80's at a. today. today. upper 80's tomorrow. torro >> i feel bad. feel i set out pants.ants. i put short sleeves and pantsnd because it's chilly in theit morning. >> it's okay. it's all good. >> look -- loo >> you're make meg feelou'r better. >> you set his clothe out so s that's a pretty good thing.d thg >> well, he's four. f >> i understand. i didn't do that.di i was just like yeah, pick up, those clothes over there, thatrt will be fine. fin >> not fun is the traffic this i morning, erin, right. r >> no, not fun at all unfortunately. big delays all over the dmv at 7:16.. 95 north moving slowly dalewl d city to woodbridge. average speeds under 20 miles an hour. once you get closer to the springfield interchange youeld slow towards the bottom of thehe beltway. south of this point by 610 and stafford delays as you can canan um from falmouth. falmout inbound traffic delayed. delay but beltway to king streetway 15 miles an hour with congestion.

le a lot of temperatures in the lol 20s.20 manassas 21 degrees. 24 in culpeper. 23 -- >> editorial review.aliewn 23 in martinsburg.burg 32 in leonardtown.nardto 32 as well in annapolis this morning.ing. >> it will be a bright sunnye bt beautiful day for the most part. clouds this afternoon.fternoon. high presse air slipped further east thatfu allowed the southerly breeze an southwesterly breeze to set upy thbrat means warmer temperatures on the way. upper 50 today's and a dry a d afternoon. so that's great news.great n clouds get in here late thisates afternoon ton night.oon to nig that's our next weather makererm that will be rain showers forwes tomorrow morning's commute. comu it will come through in a couplc different ways.fferenway the official wave gets in here r think for the morning commutemou tomorrow and then we got to beo concerned about tomorrowmorr afternoon.tern of course, we have the nationalo home opener.per got to be concerned aboutcernedt tomorrow afternoon we'll getnool additional rain showers. s i'll show what the set up here.h front number one that's tomorrom morning w

response, wretched lol. for those of you who don't know, that's an urban slang term for trashy that has heav had the ral connotation. and then there's my favorite. the employer takes a photograph of an elegantly dressed african-american man in distress jeans, a gray scarf and long brown coat. the employer sends out a message that african-american malecompany just left headed towards 29th street about six-foot, tattoos. very suspicious looking everywhere. fortunately, suit supply employee responds, he was just in suit supply, made a purchase of several suits and some gloves. ladies and gentlemen, this is the story of everyday surveillance. it's not just about the fbi. it's not just about the nsa. watching or tapping our phones or reading our e-mails. it is about the ways in which black boys are monitored and watched and regulated and marginalized in society by police officers who searched them in their schools, follow fd them in the stores, harass them on the street. pull them out of their cars and solicit ci

. >> congressman mica you hold lol of cards in this situation. this out betweeb the jurisdictions involved andc congress when it comes to future funding? >> well, congressman failed togm mention that we havee unprecedented transit subsidiesi too for federal workers. so we're contributing on the the operational side but we're contributing 66% of the money tm for capital which isch is unprecedented in any system in s the country. so i do think, n virginia, vgi maryland and the district couldu step up to the plate on thee operational side.na the federal governmenten doesn't -- doesn't provide't p operational subsidies.sidi only in rare cases we did that when we had the fiscal melt d for some communities.niti but you can't do that. we just cannot operate. ope and they have plenty of money in their covers so on the the operational side, they need tod continue to step up to the pla plate. >> congressman, one thing wegres haven't had in the past forhad n metro and i think you'll agreeor with this the new general manager paul wiedefeld is takink this app

lif >> in our business we move a lol friends.heof e movement that happens a hot butt i think you're right when it's ' an old friend or something youot can share those things or youngu may not talk in millennium, you talk again you pick up likep l nothing went wrong. >> sometimes witness old friende you got baggage, too. t remember when you did -- okay. >> exactly. >> how long are you going toar remind of the time i did that? ime regret that tattoo.. >> yeah. yea. >> okay. >> any way. >> right. r >> we got one more, right? >> finally, the wrap this up nep study has found in yes, women do talk for longer times on the o t phone.ph they're on the phone longer thae men. researchers at oxford university women rack up around 130 years3e in calls.al 30 hours more than men.. researchers say this is because of the difference in the way mey and women maintain friendships. >> why do we need an oxford study. stud >> what's interest bowing thattn study last line the difference e in how women and men maintain friendships that men tend toendt ju

lol. it's an urban slang term for trashy that has heavy racial connotations. then my favorite, the hughes wear employee takes a photograph african-american man in distress the jeans, gray scarf and long brown coat. african-american male just left headed to 29th, 6 foot tats on neck and hand. very suspicious looking everywhere. the employee responds he was just in suit supply made a purchase of several suits and some gloves. ladies and gentlemen, this is the story of everyday surveillance. it's not just about the fbi. it's not just about the nsa. watching our tapping our phones or reading our e-mails. it is about the ways in which black boys are monitored and watched and regulated and marginalized in society by police officers who search them in their schools, follow them in the scores harass them on the street pull them out of their car, and solicit civilian tip ss that have a color of surveillance. this is a story of everyday surveillance. thanks. >> yeah it's on. i've thought about this several times today, and let me try it on you for a response and i say t