right now the only invitation i'm getting is for another loofah at o'reilly's and i'm the only person who ever shows up. nation, regular viewers know that last night i defended texas governor rick perry for last weekend's tongue-tied debate performance. but in reviewing the footage, folks, i have to admit, he did make one major gaffe. one talks about college tuition subsidies for children of illegal immigrants. >> if you say that we should not educate children who come into our state for no other reason than they've been brought there by no fault of their own, i don't think you have a heart. >> stephen: boo. boo to you, sir. that's not... that doesnot play well with the base. jim? >> rick perry made a big mistake on the issue of immigration. >> conservatives got mad at him. >> conservatives are offended when you suggest they don't have a heart. >> stephen: yes, because conservatives and liberals, all americans have hearts. there's just no room in there for immigrants because the ventricles are filled with nacho cheese. [laughter] but folks, there are ten million illegals in this count