. >> jimmy: what's weird when you think of this, when you lookal these records, you realize that probablye just a name on a list. >> that's right. you are, too. >> jimmy: what? >> you, too. >> jimmy: no. >> you're going to be a name on the list. oh. why are you dripping all over me? >> come on back in. >> i'm not coming back in. sal, you're such a slob. >> jimmy: what's going on here? what are you doing? happy birthday, aunt chippy. >> it's almost like when you threw her into the pool. >> jimmy: this is similar to that. >> you have to be kidding me. i don't want to. but i will. no problem. >> jimmy: this is not -- and you, too. and you, you little jerk. >> jimmy: thank you so much for this. >> the pacific ocean. >> jimmy: sal, you slipped some of that. >> [ bleep ]. did i hit you? >> no. [ applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the show, from "dancing with the stars," apolo anton ohno and emmitt smith are here. music from andy allo. and back with another andy, andy garcia. so, stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ well, it's that time of year again. you know, picture-taking season. and with ph