. >> lookie here. very excited. >> i love this show.s great. >> take a look at the tan lines. >> wow. >> i've never had a tan >> stephen: tonight, president obama has a plan to create jobs: so far, just in the job plan creating industry. (laughter) and my guest is former vice president al gore... unless the supreme court decides it should be someone else. (laughter) anderson cooper's daytime talk show started. either that, or he's reporting from the disaster area known as daytime t.v. (laughter) this is "the colbert report." captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: yes! yes! (cheers and applause) thank you. (crowd chanting "stephen") ) (cheers and applause) >> thank you! i want to thank you. i want to thank you for unintelligible argle bargle. thank you for joining us at the "report." we have a lot of show to get to, folks. tonight i have not one, not

. >> lookie here. very excited. >> i love this show.s great. >> take a look at the tan lines. >> wow. >> i've never had a tan captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme music playing] [cheering and applause] >> stephen: welcome to "the report." good to have you with us. thank you. [audience chanting "stephen"] thank you very much. thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

. >> lookie here. very excited. >> i love this show. it's great. >> take a look at the tan lines. >> wow. >> i've never had a tan captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme music playing] [cheering and applause] >> stephen: welcome to "the report." good to have you with us. thank you. [audience chanting "stephen"] thank you very much. thank you, ladies and gentlemen. it is... [cheering and applause] that is good. that is good. good. folks, please, we've got to get to the news. nation, unfortunately it has been... [cheering and applause] nation, it has been two days since president obama inflicted his jobs bill on america. now, i know this plan is terrible, but i also know it's 200 pages long. so i don't know why it's terrible. [laughter] luckily the friendly friends at fox and friends put their research team on the case, and they zeroed in on the fatal flaw. >> president obama's jobs bill hot off the presses. >> at kinko's? hundreds of billions in tax hikes and new spending bound together with a chintzy clip. look at that thing. >> s

here since probably the early part of may. 67 on monday. monday now is looking dry. extended forecast coming up. let's get a look at traffic is danella sealock. >> good morning. we're looky pretty good in our area. >>> the overnight construction in the process of getting picked up. so it's been a nice commute for you so far. starting at the beltway in maryland, this is colesville road. inner loop and outer loop, no problems here. earlier, there was construction pl blocking the right side. looks like the cones are up. and in virginia, gw parkway, clear commute for you. and i-66, the view from sully road. both inside and outside the beltway on i-66, not seeing any sha issues in either direction. >> 4:43 now. 62 degrees. still to come, the new privacy complaint against facebook getting attention on capitol hill. >>> in mt. rainier, maryland, an ambulance explodes. it happened while the crew was responding to a call. fortunately, no one was inside at the time. a volunteer fire crew from bladensburg put out the fire. investigators are looking into what caused the ambulance to catch fire. >>> this year d.c. marion berry's turkey giveaway comes with a few strings. if you're wan

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