[laughter] >> areas the lorax, he speaks for the trees. >> that's what i do. >> to come here often? >> officer invited jessica and i for a ride along. >> should we be out of the car right >> michael. >> bill. >> check out this video to add to the mix of people doing hilarious things while on anesthesia after getting there was some teeth out. layla was leaving the dentist when she saw a fish tank and she burst into tears. >> why are you crying? >> it's drowning. >> who's drowning? >> of course layla's mom took the time to record her and humiliate her and try to calm her fears. it's fine. layla, it's okay let's go. >> if your parent you parent you know the pain of something called hatchet malls which is the number one toy this year. it's an egg that hatch and every single little girl in the world wants one. my daughter got one, but there's a group of people saying that there there hatchimal did not hatch. even if your christmas tree caught on fire and i rather that happened in your hatchimal not hatch. here's some hacks one is just spin it, the other is to use a spoon to crack the she

is it a clitoris or lorax? ( laughter ). >> trevor: the clitoris is the one in the forests? >> oh, yes, sometimes. ( laughter ) ( applause ) it depends. the point is, this is my body. i choose what happens to it. how would men feel if women wrote the laws about how you guys jerk off? how about, men can jerk off, but they can't (bleep). and if they do, they have to ask their mom, in writing. they need a signed permission slip. >> trevor: no, no, no, no, no. don't applaud. no, no! ( cheers and applause ) no, no, no! no! no! no! ( applause ) no, that's not fair. hey, that's not fair. what if-- what if the guy doesn't have a mom? >> oh, don't worry. i've thought this through. ( laughter ) first off, find a horny little offan. and second, if you can't get your mom's permission, you have to drink your (bleep). >> trevor: oh! >> oh, so swallowing is disgusting when you guys have to do it? >> no, no, michelle, no. ( cheers and applause ) no, no, michelle, i'm sorry, i'm sorry. that is really gross. >> oh, not as dproas as what they're doing in ohio. so, ladies, we have to be done ta

. >> jimmy: plus the lorax's hair, it equals donald trump. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: almost. >> jimmy: if you take mitt romney -- >> steve: mitt romney! >> jimmy: plus two sips of beer. >> steve: two sips of beer! >> jimmy: it equals lit romney. [ laughter and applause ] whoa, whoa, whoa. [ applause ] >> steve: macarena? i understand the macarena. >> jimmy: if you take an office party -- >> steve: office party. >> jimmy: plus mistletoe. >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: it equals the hr department. [ laughter ] it's just a bad idea. just don't do it. it's a bad idea. no. >> jimmy: plus a bakery. >> steve: ron weasley, bakery. >> jimmy: it equals a ginger bread man. [ laughter ] a gingerbread man. >> steve: that's making a a little more sense. the fog is lifting. >> jimmy: if you take kevin james >> steve: kevin james. >> jimmy: plus snoop dogg. >> steve: snoop dogg. >> jimmy: it equals james blunt. do you see what i'm saying? [ cheers ] do you get the idea of it, at least? >> steve: i at least get it's some sort of mathematics without numbers. >> jimmy: if you tak

. >> that's right, ama, they are called the lorax camera system and you're right. you can buy them in stores. they are basically controlled by a server and you have to download it to some kind of hard drive to view the video. they are not hard wired like the regular surveillance cameras you would expect in other jails and at the airport, for instance, where somebody is actively monitoring the camera but, you know, again, these will be replaced down the road by that kind of camera system, but in the meantime it's better than nothing. back to you. >> all right, vic. thank you. >>> preliminary hearing is set for next month in the case of a 41-year-old man accused in a fatal crash outside of san jose city half. ricardo gomez is charged with vehicular manslaughter and suspicion of felony dui. authorities say gomez ran a red light at north for the and east santa clara streets last month and hit and killed a 61-year-old pedestrian. gomez's car collided with two other vehicles including an abc 7 news van. two others were injured. >>> vallejo police have launched an investi