americans who donate on my crawl of heroes down here, an we've had some impressive ones lately, like lord sauron. [laughter and applause] no surprise there, considering my staunch opposition to elf-human marriage. if... it's adam and eve, not adam and arwen. of course, colbert's super pac is all about building bridges, that is why i was truly dwrat... gratified to see even after the things i've said about muslims, i received a contribution from arab-american viewer suq madiq. [cheering and applause] [laughter] i trust i'm pronouncing that correctly. you've made your parents proud. your father, liqu madiq, and your mother, who still goes by her maiden name, munchma quchi... [laughter and applause] [laughter] [applause] i'm going to warn our affiliates, we might be going long tonight. now the internet wags over on the reddits have suggested that these names are pranks intended to ruse me by giving me the business. well, i just want to say to these web imps. you got me by giving me your money. you totally hacked our system with your credit card, but i am on to your game, and i bet you couldn't do i