lou daabs on his new drink, mountain lou. and does the vice president love to go skin me -- dipping? >> yes, i do. >> and finally is having to use a robot as your dancing partner sad, romantic or the creepiest of all time. none of these stories -- wait, we should probably do the biden one. one of these stories on "read eye" tonight. >> and now let's welcome our guests. she wears her heart on her sleeve and hatred in her hand. and she hates all of you. i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. we call her emac because she is like an apple computer that loves ecstasy. liz mcdonald. she is also the author of "skirting hair raw see." it is a best seller. his eyes are as blue as his soul is black. it is tv's andy levy. and he is richer than a chocolate moose sorbet and mouth watering delicious. lou daabs host of "lou daabs" on the fox business network and co author of the tremendous book" border war." >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> they found him rude by going nude. a new book claims to have the skinny on vice president

past winners is fox's own l ow ow -- lou daabs. here is tape of lou. >> you can't get them to bed after that. other events include an interactive pleasure workshop. should we finance their fetish? the illinois state minority named tim bivens told "the blaze" that lawmakers are aware of the funding because they are afraid of being labeled. to discuss this once again we brought in a studio audience. thank you for joinings. how many of you think i am made of cheese? oh wow. okay. slept. excellent. i just want to make it clear that i am not made of cheese. >> it is your favorite food. >> it is my favorite food. when rob emmanuel was mayor they got more than $2 million in taxpayer money. is it too much or not enough? >> there is no funding of any fetish anti-at the time -- anti--fetishist. >> i had a joke about the rubber fetish and i said they were bouncing off the walls over there. i had a good joke, but it wasn't going to work. >> tell me the good joke. >> the lgbtq, have you ever had to put in your reservation code on a flight? that'

lou daabs on his new drink, mountain lou. does the vice president love to go skin me -- dipping? >> yes, i do. >> and finally is having to use a robot as your dancing partner sad, romantic or the creepiest of all time. none of these stories -- wait, we should probably do the biden one. one of these stories on "read eye" tonight. >> and now let's welcome our guests. she wears her heart on

coming up tomorrow we have lou daabs and liz mcdonald. adults. >> e block. last story. story. >> is your father a bother or someone at work a jerk? now you can tell them without the annoyance of having them know it is coming from you. a new website called leak lets you send anonymous e-mails to who ever you wouldn't -- you want as a family, co-worker, friend of a friend or plain old someone. why? be kind and respectful which is pointless and everyone will follow. bad idea or horrible idea? >> i think 99% of anything anonymous is coward's work. >> that is true. >> haters will be on here and say co-worker, go to hell, i hate you. xerox machine, hate you. >> there is enough hate in this world. >> anonymous? top -- stop it. own it. >> i will look you dead in the eye and say you need to cut that hair around your nose. every time i see you you have stuff in your eye. i will tell you straight to your face. >> that's my coke brush. >> i don't know what that means. you used it. >> no, i was the victim of an e-mail today. >> oh you got one? >> by someone in the office. there aren

. >> i wanted a sculpture of butter of lou daabs. ill don't think that would be as smooth as the man himself. >> lou is always smooth. >> was he made from salted or unsalted? >> that is nonof your business. we have to go. joe app -- joanne, sherrod small. that does it for me. i'm greg gutfeld. what did you say? race wars. >> race wars, baby. every week. sound cloud and itunes. there is white people in there too. geico's been helping people save money for over 75 years. they've really stood the test of time. much like these majestic rocky mountains. which must be named after the... that would be rocky the flying squirrel, mr. gecko sir. obviously! ahh come on bullwinkle, they're named after... ...first president george rockington! that doesn't even make any sense...mr...uhh...winkle. geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. perino along with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, greg gutfeld and eric bolling. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." >> secretary of defense chuck hagel made an

before we get started how many are sticking around afterwards for the line dancing seminar with lou daabs? all right. i will order more clam ato. clamato. aren't they maniacal creatures ? >> this is all because of gay marriage, greg. this never used to happen. he had one family and he was stuck to that family. the sank tau tee of -- the sank tau tee of marriage is gone. >> guess that is progress. i guess that's what progressives want. >> my cat has two mom -- mommies and two daddies. it is disgusting what is going on behind closed doors. >> there has never been a monogamous cat. >> it is baked into the fur cake. >> i hate that cliche, and you used it so well. cats only love you because they want you to feed them. >> it is transactional. >> same thing with dogs. dogs are the same way. >> a dog's love is real love. >> how do you know that? >> i live with a lot of dogs. tell him being in love with dogs is weird. >> if you gave me a dog over a cat i would take the dog. i hate cats. i don't want to be asleep and wake up with a cat in my face. i have done it before. it is a sad cat because i pu