goodtime house of balls-out kickin' it. [ laughter ] the whole wrecking crew is gonna be there: lou dawgl-face tommy, eddie pants-pleats, and vinnie the dentist. [ laughter ] we call him that because he's a dentist. i do a basement tailgate. let me tell you, after three or four breezies and 20 minutes indoors with my idling chevy tahoe, no one walks out under their own power. you have to love people that applaud brain damage. like nfl fans. [cheers and applause] of course, people come for the signature snacks, like my world-famous eight meat chili. this year i even have a vegetarian version, with only six meats. [ laughter ] but the party's in danger of missing out on the main meat. >> guess what? shortage of chicken wings. >> your super bowl chicken wings are going to be more expensive this year and harder to get. >> last year's severe drought led to fewer chickens and therefore fewer chicken wings. >> $2.52. that's what a pound of chicken wings will cost you this year - a record for super bowl sunday. >> stephen: $2.52 for a pound of food? where are they raising these chickens? in a pl

and by it, i mean a lovely spinach dip bread bowl, courtesy of lou dawg. [ laughter ] woof woof! the dog is loose! the dog is in the house! and wants his serving tray back at some point! [ laughter ] it was a superbowl for the ages. a photo finish, squeaker at the buzzer, aaaaand who won? who won? the ravens. the ravens won. [ laughter ] good, good. perfect. [ applause ] sounds great. bonus! now ray lewis has as many superbowl rings as murder indictments. [ laughter ] evens it out. but of course, the real winners were american consumers, because the ads killed it this year. they had it all: a doritos-eating goat, [ laughter ] a man outrunning a cheetah, [ laughter ] a guy who lost weight 15 years ago. [ laughter ] but the tearjerker of the night was the touching story of a man's love for a horse. and that's not just love in the horse's eyes. it's also gratitude that it works for budweiser and not burger king. [ laughter ] but there was one part of the game i didn't care for-- the halftime show. beyonce. was she great? of course. but a young, vital singer at the top of her game is