but louann claims she was simply eating a dinner roll out of a cup.inner rolls out of a cup. anyway, she still works at the airline. and the lawsuit is pending. woulda? >> well if i were one of those rats, i would be really upset. i prefer not to sit in cooch. [audience oohs ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: and i'm guessing that's true. [ laughter ] all right. [ laughter ] all right. all right. all right. >> it's not for lack of trying. >> jay: that's right. all right, coulda? >> it's so nice of you to come out today on "the tonight show." you know, listen, a filthy rodent like a rat does not belong on an airplane. all right. she could have used what the rest of us ladies use, right, a a rabbit. battery operated. i call mine ryan gosling. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and he's purple. he's purple. >> jay: okay. >> sorry, too much. >> jay: too much information shoulda? >> i don't understand this one at all. if she wanted something that creepy looking in her underwear she should have hooked up with me. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

i don't know about anybody else out there, but with a head of hair like mine and veronica and louann,t could take upwards of 30 to 45 minutes. >> exactly. now watch how i get that with the perfecter. all i have to do is bring it in and bring it out and get that bend and lift right into the hair-- the same body that you're going to get from that cumbersome blow dryer. same exact volume. >> how easy is that? >> with the perfecter, you have two hands, one instrument. it can't get any easier than that. >> so good. so next we move to the flat iron, which i own and i know a lot of people at home own this as well. >> let's see what we have. i have to tell you, if you're using a flat iron, please stop. it's not good for the hair. i mean, it's so simple to get a crimp because as soon as you move your hand one way or the other, immediately you're getting a mark in the hair. [audience exclaims] see that, everyone? i don't think there's anything attractive about that. >> not at all and i've done it many times. >> but instead, when you go to straighten with the perfecter, you're actually, again, i

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i don't know about anybody else out there, but with a head of hair like mine and veronica and louann,o 45 minutes. >> exactly. now watch how i get that with the perfecter. all i have to do is bring it in and bring it out and get that bend and lift right into the hair-- the same body that you're going to get from that cumbersome blow dryer. same exact volume. >> how easy is that? >> with the perfecter, you have two hands, one instrument. it can't get any easier than that. >> so good. so next we move to the flat iron, which i own and i know a lot of people at home own this as well. >> let's see what we have. i have to tell you, if you're using a flat iron, please stop. it's not good for the hair. i mean, it's so simple to get a crimp because as soon as you move your hand one way or the other, immediately you're getting a mark in the hair. [audience exclaims] see that, everyone? i don't think there's anything attractive about that. >> not at all and i've done it many times. >> but instead, when you go to straighten with the perfecter, you're actually, again, i can go as close as i want.

i don't know about anybody else out there, but with a head of ha like mine and veronica and louann, thatof 30 to 45 minutes. >> exactly. now watch how i get that with the perfecter. all i have to do is bring it in and bring it out and get that bend and lift right into the hair-- the same body that you're going to get from that cumbersome blow dryer. same exact volume. >> how easy is that? >> with the perfecter, you have two hands, one instrument. it can't get any easier than that. >> so good. so next we move to the flat iron, which i own and i know a lot of people at home own this as well. >> let's see what we have. i have to tell you, if you're using a flat iron, please stop. it's not good for the hair. i mean, it's so simple to get a crimp because as soon as you move your hand one way or the other, immediately you're getting a mark in the hair. [audiencexclaims] see that, everyone? i don't think there's anything attractive about that. >> not at all and i've done it many times. >> but instead, when y go to straighten with the perfecter, you're actually, again, i can go as close as i wan