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we have louie anderson and kareem abdull jamar. says tandem like these two. >> one, two,. >> louie and kareem. >> honestly, who comes up with this stuff. the timing was a bit off. you have to love the leotards. i think kareem only counted to two. they got a 5.75 out of ten. it was enough to keep them on the show for another week. louie, sweet lou, well played. for you, meeting celebrities you would think is not a big deal for michelle obama. during a workshop about the new jackie robinson movie, mrs. obama introduced a special guest. >> i want to thank harrison ford. i wanted to say that for awhile. harson ford, you think you trip because i'm here? i'm tripping out because he's here. >> first lady is tripping. he plays ricky in the film, which chronicles jackie robinson and his journey to becoming the first african-american major leaguer in 1947. mrs. obama saw the film with her husband. jackie robinson's wife was there sharing personal stories as well. why are you awake? we keep asking this question. it still doesn't make sense to

you've been watching the show, and you almost certainly haven't, you know that last week comedian louie anderson was eliminated from the competition. and yet tonight, there he was right back on the diving board again. never before, ladies and gentlemen has he even attempted a 33-foot dive. >> jimmy: and by the way, he still hasn't. i think gravity gets credit for that one. i think my favorite part of the show is when the host and judges have to pretend that these terrible dives are actually good. here's what they had to say about louie's death plummet off the high dive. >> steve? >> that's probably a world record. i don't know of any 400-pound person that's ever gone after a 10 meter platform. that's unbelievable. >> jimmy: that's right, guinness is going to have to check the numbers. one of the other contestants got hurt, which according to the rules means the last person eliminated comes back. there are no rules on this show. it's ridiculous. but anyway, he's supposed to have a diveoff because he's in the bottom two with brandi chastain. and if this wasn't a dramatic twist to end up a twists,

tonight, louie anderson, a man who has as much business on a do i having board as a giraffe has on a skateboard tried and tried again, and this time he nailed it. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that was not diving. it's realing off a plank. shockingly, louie was eliminated from the competition tonight. just as he was starting to really get it, you know? next season it should be all fat guys. that should be the name of the show, "fat guys on a diving board." happy birthday to hugh hefner who turned 87 years old today. he celebrated as he always does, by being told he had sex. you know, his wife, he has a wife named crystal who's 26 years old. she was born in 1986. he was born in 1926. what do they even talk about? he served in world war ii. she wasn't even alive when "ghostbusters" came out. but, you know, that's lue for you. it's totally disgusting. this is funny. a very rare instance in which the star of an amazing animal video is not the animal. in this case, it is the woman recording the animal. >> that's a racoon walking from one side to one side using the telephone anticipate the electr

there is louie anderson. there is kim jong un. there is his kitty.

because she was afraid to dive off the 23-foot platform. [ light laughter ] even worse, when louie andersonent to jump, the pool quit. i don't -- [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you guys so much. hey, guys, we've had kind of a big day around here, and i just want to say a few words about it. there's rumors lately. that i want to let you guys know that, as of today, it's official. starting in february, i'm going to be hosting "the tonight show" here on nbc. [ cheers and applause ] a lot more emotional -- >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: it's a lot more emotional for me than i thought it was going to be 'cause i didn't know when anything was happening or if we were going to say anything today. and then, you start thinking of everything, and you realize all the people that you have to thank for all this. so, i want to thank everyone here at "late night" -- the staff, the crew, and, of course, the roots right there! [ cheers and applause ] so much fun. i'm just so excited just to keep working hard and trying to make the bes

con, watching abc's "splash" and seeing louie anderson do the same thing after jumping in a pool. [ laughteruse ] you know he's a comedian. he would say the same thing. >> steve: he would be the first guy saying it. >> jimmy: he would be the first guy saying it. >> steve: first guy saying it. >> jimmy: pro, coming downstairs and seeing the easter bunny left you a basket full of toys and chocolate. con, it would be less terrifying if you didn't live alone. [ laughter ] that is a little creepy. a little "donnie darko" there. yeah, yeah, yeah. pro, it is the best time to buy fake eggs. con, besides breakfast at mcdonald's. well, that's good. [ laughter ] they do taste good, better for your cholesterol. >> steve: thank you. >> jimmy: i'm looking out. pro, surprising all the kids in the backyard by putting on a giant bunny costume. con, immediately getting attacked by the neighbor's rottweiler. [ laughter ] pro, eating a chocolate bunny and finding out it's hollow inside. con, looking in the mirror and realizing it's not the only thing. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] >> steve: do you want the -- ♪