[laughter] as louie gohmert's logical argument has proven, any liberal policy eventually leads to sex with animals. [laughter] it's a little game i call "six degrees of humping bacon." [laughter] just take the liberals' favorite cause: climate change. you put a cap on carbon emissions, that's like putting a condom on a smoke stack. [laughter] and what were condoms originally made of? sheep intestine. the next thing you know, you're saying "hey, let's cut out the middle man" and hello dolly! or take raising taxes on the rich people. okay? those poor rich people will have less disposable income. that means less donations to things like museums, parks and zoos. those zoo animals aren't properly guarded and they escape into the city, where to get by, they have to turn tricks and suddenly you're doing the no-no with a bonobo. [cheers and applause] that's what i'm talking about. point is, haven't we spent $t$t6;j1p),x@au0@f"áa2$ir$r$,xqx [cheers and applause] >> stephen: welcome back. thanks so much young nation, you know i get you, with your vine-ing and your vampire diaries and your linco

that guy. >> i'm louie gohmert.unds is the same as having sex with a dog. >> stephanie: gomer pyle got a drive by hairdressing and they shaved his head. >> well, that's what they do in the marine corps. >> stephanie: keith in milwaukee, you're on "the stephanie miller show." >> caller: good morning mama, mooks and all of the ships at sea. about the security thing with schools, this is a sense of false security and in fact, it probably is nice as a feel good for people but you look at the fact -- it comes down to the concept of the drop. the fact that if someone is going to be the -- i think the good example of that is if you go to -- if you go to "esquire" magazine, they've got a great story with tim o'brien, the cop that showed up. >> stephanie: we'll go to that immediately. actress melissa fitzgerald, do it. next on "the stephanie miller show." [ ♪ theme ♪ ] >> stephanie: all right. hour number two, hot brie in the city coming up. nurse jacki -- [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] >> yes? >> stephanie: you sent us a bull

xenophobe islamophobia are paid to represent us and pass bills in our name so thank you congressman louie gohmert for example fine why a radical overhaul of the political system is desperately needed so if he's the villain then who is the hero when the chaos that's ensued since monday it's important that we highlight the quick response from so many good samaritans and paramedics and first responders to marathon runners who ran all the way to the hospital to get blood and the people of boston who open their doors offering food water and shelter to total strangers despite the her vent many heroes that day deserve recognition however today i want to highlight just one. carlos arredondo a peace activist who happened to be at the boston marathon and within moments of the bombing the ran toward the disaster zone to help those who were injured carlos the story goes back much deeper though you see the reason he was there at all was because he was supporting friends in the national guard who were running an honor of carlos's son one fallen soldier who died in iraq almost ten years ago and another who we l

really calls into question how these people are even elected i mean how is it that louie gohmert an elected representative spewing such nonsense as ok to dressing up in sombreros crossing the border to infiltrate and attack this country i mean it's the point of just such absurd and of course let's talk together a new story that's making headlines the opening of the bush presidential library centrally a giant museum glorifying his presidency i mean is it just me or does this historical revisionism terrify you to. i mean i think that everybody in america pretty much appreciates the irony of the least illiterate president we've ever had opening a library it's like the mel gibson center of you know racial sensitivity but apparently the library has like it has a decision theatre where you go in and you try and see if you can make the decisions bush made and i was just trying to picture what that looks like you know like hurricane katrina hits people or drowning in new orleans do you fly overhead in your helicopter and then put a horse trainer in charge of fema is that how you deal with it becaus

really calls into question how these people are even elected i mean how is it that louie gohmert an elected representative spewing such nonsense as ok to dressing up and sombrero crossing the border to infiltrate and attack this country i mean the point of just such absurd and of course let's not go gather news story that's making headlines the opening of the bush presidential library centrally a giant museum glorifying his presidency i mean is it just me or does this historical revisionism terrify you to. i mean i think that everybody in america pretty much appreciates the irony of the least illiterate president we've ever had opening a library it's like the mel gibson center of you know racial sensitivity but apparently the library has like it has a decision theatre where you go in and you try and see if you can make the decisions bush made and i was just trying to picture what that looks like you know like hurricane katrina hits people or drowning in new orleans do you fly overhead in your helicopter and then put a horse trainer in charge of fema is that how you deal with it because it i

xenophobe islamophobia are paid to represent us and pass bills in our name so thank you congressman louie gohmert for example fine why are radical overhaul of the political system is desperately needed so if he's the villain then who is the hero in the chaos that ensued since monday it's important that we highlight the quick response from so many good samaritans and paramedics and first responders to marathon runners who ran all the way to the hospital to get blood and the people of boston who opened their doors offering food water and shelter to total strangers despite the her vent many heroes that day deserve recognition however today. i want to highlight just one. carlos arredondo a peace activist who happened to be at the boston marathon and within moments of the bombings he's selflessly ran toward the disaster zone to help those who were injured carlos the story goes back much deeper though you see the reason he was there at all was because he was supporting friends in the national guard who are running an honor of carlos's son one fallen soldier who died in iraq almost ten years ago and ano

xenophobe islamophobia are paid to represent us and pass bills in our name so thank you congressman louie gohmert for example fine why are radical overhaul of the political system is desperately needed so if he's the villain and who is the hero in the chaos that's ensued since monday it's important that we highlight the quick response from so many good samaritans and paramedics and first responders to marathon runners who ran all the way to the hospital to get blood and the people of boston who open their doors offering food water and shelter to total strangers despite the her vent many heroes that day deserve recognition however today i want to highlight just one. carlos arredondo a peace activist who happened to be at the boston marathon and within moments of the bombing the ramp or the disaster zone to help those who were injured. carlos the story goes back much deeper though this is the reason he was there at all was because he was supporting friends in the national guard who are running on or are carlos and son one fallen soldier who died in iraq almost ten years ago and another who he lost

some lawmakers tried to link it to immigration i wanted to just paraphrase what representative louie gohmert said who said radical muslims are posing to spandex to cross the border and terrorize the u.s. so we should be worried about care dressing up as muslims next of kins oh my god we should this is the al qaeda is finally figured out if they just wear a sombrero and eat it taco that's all it takes to get through i mean is this really the respect he has for our f.b.i. all you have to do to. commit an attack on the u.s. is where literally break t. shirts you know before that before they came out with this hispanic threat all the f.b.i. was looking for was t. shirts that said bin laden is my homeboy. really question how these people or even elected i mean how is it that louie gohmert an elected representative spewing such nonsense as al qaeda dressing up in sombreros crossing the border to infiltrate and attack this country i mean it's the point of just such absurd and of course let's talk together a news story that's making headlines the opening of the bush presidential library centrally a

we welcome back texas congressman louie gohmert.pponents keep preferring to traditional marriage as between one man and one woman. i have. a newly released audio from a february conference call of gohmert, the congressman describes a link between that one man, one woman stuff and gun restrictions. >> i had this discussion for some wonderful, caring democrats earlier this week on the issue of, well, they said surely you could agree to limit the number of rounds in a magazine, couldn't you? i mean, what -- how would that be problematic? well, and i pointed out, well, once you make it ten, then why would you draw the line at ten? what's wrong with 9 or 11? it's kind of like marriage when you say it's not a man and a woman anymore, then why not have three men and one woman or four women and one man? why not, you know, somebody has a love for an animal. there is no clear place to draw the line once you eliminate the traditional marriage. >> he hit it all, didn't he? bestiality? polygamy? thanks for tying it all together for us, congressm

. >> that's louie gohmert from texas saying the muslim government is in our government and the soundnce from the republican leaders. thanks for being here, angela. >> thank you, rev. >> don't you think more moderate republicans would want to denounce this kind of rhetoric? it can go over well with voters. >> well, rev, the interesting thing is this rhetoric is not new. we've heard this from the very beginning of president obama's first election. from 2008, this rhetoric is so old, you begin to wonder whether the silent strategy really works. there are a couple of things that folks do hopefully it will go away if you ignore it or to address it head on and dim it. perhaps it is now that time. louie gohmert is a public official and clearly he does not take the oath he's required to take in the constitution, according to article 6, to heart. there is some obligation that you have to act in good faith and he continues to display that he doesn't have any ability to do so. i want him to name one muslim brotherhood in the president's administration. >> a right wing blogger -- and it's amazin

yesterday i told you the latest from texas congressman louie gohmert, a frequent star of the sideshowruary gohmert suggested putting limits on gun magazines would be similar to allowing same-sex marriage and the slippery slope that follows. let's get a quick recap of his comments. reaction from jon stewart. >> the problem is once you draw that limit, it's kind of like marriage. when you say it's not a man and a woman anymore, then why not have three men and one woman? or four women and one man? or why not, you know, somebody has a love for an animal? >> aside from the fact that you're justifying not limiting one thing by pointing to the need to limit another thing, what is it with you people and the animal [ bleep ]? i don't understand how your mind always go there. is that the only thing that's been holding you back? because i don't have -- oh, wow, look at that goat. if only i wouldn't get in trouble. >> well, you know, republican outreach isn't having a banner week when warnings about bestiality have entered the mix. >>> next, another blow for the birthers. christopher earl strunk

texas republican congressman louie gohmert, the big birther down there in texas, and sarah palin, of first, congressman gohmert is back to his favorite topic, the takeover of the united states by muslim extremists. now he's linking that to the boston marathon attack. gohmert said president obama's not doing enough to combat american islamists because he says the muslim brotherhood has infiltrated the obama administration. >> it's very clear to everybody but this administration that radical islam is at war against us. and i'm hoping either this administration will wake up or a new one will come in at the next election before irreparable damage is done. this administration has so many muslim brotherhood members that have influence that they just are making wrong decisions for america. >> in another interview, gohmert said he doesn't think the president personally is rooting for radical islam, it's just the people around the president that are the danger. here he is. "i don't ascribe any ill motive to obama. he has advisers around him that do not have the same goal as he does. he has peo

i don't like him or louie gohmert, all of the right wing -- >> john: louie gohmert exploiting this off of -- >> we live in a hyper partisan world right now. americans were brought together. within an hour, two people are fighting on twitter about this, accusing things. it is a false flag operation. domestic terrorist? foreign terrorist. i was attacked for saying something about the bush administration it was not intended to be political. it is not partisan what i meant in it. we live in a hyperpartisan world. any moment of goodwill and us coming together are gone within hours on twitter. barney frank steve king, left or right we live in this cloudy mate. >> you said both sides. >> john: i was appalled by what a lot of so-called liberals were saying. in the case of steve king, i was disappointed in this him because if one misbehaving gun owner does something you can't tarnish all gun owners but if it is one misbehaving student on a visa -- >> we'll have to answer for that sin. >> let's be fair. congressman king was responding to a report. it was a report from the "new york post" that th

that was louie gohmert. that is the slippery slope. you can't have 30 rounds, you may end up legalizing sex with horses. >> we could spend all evening trying to untangle the logic behind that statement. but what louie gohmert ignores is the realities of what happened like the gifford shooting. the massacre in arizona where the gunman was finally tackled, brought to the ground when he stopped to change magazines. he was carrying about 17 rounds in each clip. that's how many people got shot. it was remarkable -- a remarkable example of how smaller clips can lead to fewer casualties. that gets ignored by the side that doesn't want smaller magazine clips. why do they want larger clips? for the convenience of sportsmen. i think that's a small price to pay for the big, heavy cost that those big clips take. >> clarence page and david sorito, gentlemen, thank you so much. >>> next, a comeback sealed with a kiss. stay with us. >> i thank you, i guess, to my fiancee right here behind me for her long suffering as she put up with me being on the r

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will cost american gilly if we legalize people. , you areublican caller on the air with tungsten louie gohmertrepresentative gohmert, i wanted to tell you you have quickly become my most favorite representative. guest: you are the one. thank you very much. just drove through your town. guest: east texas? caller: yes, marshall. regarding immigration, i agree 100%. i live in southern california. i have seen what it does to our town. i find it highly insulting that the government has tried to sell us on the fact that we need more workers when we have more than 20 million out of work. we are going to bring in workers and pay americans not to work. i find that highly insulting. you are right. these people, bless their hearts -- i understand they are coming for a better life, but what will that do to our welfare system question mark they will automatically be -- welfare system? they will automatically be eligible. guest: there are people right now. sign are people paid to them up for food stamps and get them on federal programs. host: under the proposal by the gang of eight, these people would not b

louie gohmert today. i hope you find this funny i. go mark is convinced that if you're walking down the street you see a guy who's dressed like he's like you know freshly from mexico or maybe is proud of his hispanic heritage that he's actually here's the quote he says you know al-qaeda has camps on the mexican border we have people that are trained to act hispanic when they are radical islam it's when you have the greatest liberties you will draw people that want to destroy right so next time you see a hispanic guy walking down the street who is like is like trying to look like a you know. it's clearly a thing or it i think is an unfortunate statement for the congressman to have made this somehow imply that any person who happens to be hispanic in somehow with their appearance that they're secretly al qaeda it however is not the case that it isn't true that there are networks that operate near the border that support al qaeda and are trying to use either drug shipping drug trafficking or other kinds of mechanisms so i lived on the ea

budget congressmen louie gohmert says it is not fair and that means what?> whe people hear the word fair share it should be a flat tax the only way to truly make things fair so that if you make more you pay more make it a flat tax the president -- president has talked repeatedly about warren buffett not payng their rate as the secretary. fix it. make capital gains 15 or the income tax 15. we can work out a number but make it flat to make it fair you hear people say i want it fair but they cannot tell you what the fair share is. you give them the numbers of the top 1 percent making 13 percent of the many that paying 39% of the taxes the eyes crossover but is it fair with everybody paid the same rate across the board? they say yes. i think americans are ready. john: i am skeptical providing most would say warren buffett has billions of dollars, he should pay more than i do. >> that is absolutely right to. he should pay more. john: i need a higher percentage. >> that would be progressive and that plays into people's jealousy. i don't want to go after millionai

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budget congressmen louie gohmert says it is not fair and that means what? >> when people hear the word fair share it should be a flat tax the only way to truly make things fair so that if you make more you that if you make more you . the president -- president has talked repeatedly about warren buffett not paying their rate as the secretary. fix it. make capital gains 15 or the income tax 15. we can work out a number but make it flat to make it fair you hear people say i want it fair but they cannot tell you what the fair share is. you give them the numbers of the top 1 percent making 13 percent of the many that paying 39% of the taxes the eyes crossover but is it fair with everybody paid the same rate across the board? they say yes. i think americans are ready. john: i am skeptical providing most would say warren buffett has billions of dollars, he should pay more than i do. >> that is absolutely right to. he should pay more. john: i need a higher percentage. >> that would be progressive and that plays into people's jealousy. i don't want to go after milli

>> can i get your reaction to what we heard from steve king and louie gohmert earlier this week, tying what happened in boston to the immigration debate saying we need to be careful here because of what happened in boston of how we open up our borders or we do some sort of immigration. >> you know, doing nothing, which is exactly what happens under their proposal, allows america to be less safe. i want to make america safe. on end $18 billion a year immigration enforcement. that's more than we spend on the f.b.i., on secret service, on the a.t.f. come on. if you legalize 11 mem people you take a whole bunch of folks off the table. now there's a smaller group of people to use that $18 billion to go after. i want to use the money to go and to be, how can i say it? smarter about getting after the -- so i say comprehensive immigration reform secures our border. as long as i can go to a street corner in just about any major city in the united states of america and get myself a social security card and buy myself a driver's license and buy myself i.d., and it's happening as we speak, how sec

comparing same-sex marriage to bestiality, leave it to the far right texas congressmen louie gohmertinclude it in a conversation about how capacity gun clips. >> once you make it ten, then why would you draw the line at ten? the problem is, once you drop that limit, it's kind of like marriage when you say it's not a man and a woman anymore then why not have three men and one woman or four women and one man and -- or why not, you know, somebody has a love for an animal? >> why would you ever make that leap? i mean, it's so ridiculous, it's almost funny. actually, here's funny. >> he's right. once you start putting limits on magazine size, where does it stop? 9, 11? blah, blah, blah, orgy in the barn. >> what is it with you people and the [ bleep ]? i don't understand how your mind always go there. >> but they still haven't figured out that comments like this make them the stupid party because it isn't just gohmert. just listen to what newt gingrich said when someone made the same argument to him. >> when is it going to be, i want to marry a dog or i want to marry a cow. that makes as

>> stephanie: here's one. >> his name is louie gohmert. >> stephanie: he's a gohmert. >> hal: tell meat ted nugent defers to a guy like wayne lapierrre with that hairdo is amazing because he's like a villain from a warner bros. cartoon. >> peppy le pew. he's at least the mass you on a lynn. -- the masculine. our good friend, fellow sexy liberal john fuglesang invited him on his show and -- >> ate his lunch. >> stephanie: the two men getting married is one of the most bizarre idea because marriage is not about love. [ whatever! ] >> obviously speaking from experience. >> stephanie: right. i would book mrs. donohue. >> your husband says marriage is -- that love is not necessary to marriage. what do you say about that? mm-hmm, tell me about it! >> stephanie: because it sounds fun. he says the purpose of marriage is to make a family. do it! it is not about making people happy. it is not about love. i'm guessing mrs. donohue could confirm that. he still believes heterosexuals have the right to be married claiming they're anatomically equipped for children. >> what? >> wait a minute. becaus

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i mean, louie gohmert goes to bed every night dreaming about, what, having sex with donkeys?i have to scrub that image out of my head. i don't know how i'm going to do that. it begins with a religious descent to same-sex marriage which makes them say this is immoral, which makes them link it to other immoral things. >> there's no way in the old testament or new testament where humans are having sex with donkeys. i don't understand what you're talking about. >> i haven't read the whole thing. >> i have. >> when you talk about if this is immoral, we're going to say let's link it to other immoral things. the nation has moved fairly quickly on this issue over the past ten years. things they're saying now 10, 15, 20 years ago would have been acceptable. people like us would have been disgusted but been in the minority. now americans come over to this side, and now it sounds ridiculous. >> here's eric cantor, house majority leader appearing very comfortable about being behind the curve on this issue. take a listen to him. >> i think that we all are part of a very diverse country an

i'm sure we have six members of congress crazy -- i mean, louie gohmert has to be on the list. >> yeahmembers of congress. but, you know, the thing about o'reilly that's so cynical, i mean, roger ailes had the good sense to get rid of glenn beck to realize glenn beck was becoming a terrible embarrassment to fox. and o'reilly brings him back, because i don't know, he's having an issue with his ratings and he's got to gin up the islamophobia and now give glenn beck another fox platform to spew this stuff? i mean, it's just so cynical. >> there's voters at home who will buy it. so there are senators who will push it. >> of course. toure and joan walsh. thank you so much for joining us. much more ahead. >>> first, we'd like to say good-bye to a legend. country music superstar george jones passed away this morning at vanderbilt university medical center in nashville. known as a purist of country music, his songs about heartbreak and heavy drinking seemed to echo his own life. when he reflected on his early career, he once said this, "in the 1970s, i was drunk the majority of the time. if yo