and louis is dragged up to be just louis. really? but you know what?elled. >> but, scott, look what scott is. you can't see what scott is wearing. he's not wearing. he's he's wearing shorts. what do they call it? they call it in this country. shorts >> well, louis, whatever happens to the waist down with me is none of your concern. actually, i'm a married man. >> well, you should have. can we maintain a professional relationship? >> for god's sake? >> for god's sake? >> let's move on before it gets too graphic, let's take a look at friday's front pages . the at friday's front pages. the daily mail goes with tories to cut green levies on fuel bills. the guardian says sunak begins election campaign by abandoning flagship policies at the times. energy bills tumble in first big election battle. the express pm's plan to take down starmer in tv debates. the metro , in tv debates. the metro, rishi's bumpy takeoff and finally the daily star got to be careful about saying this one general ejection i think i got it right. those are your front pages. all right. t

louis. >> please do. louis. >> it's stupid. you're going to regret it.g to happen, but it's not going to happen, but it's not going to be good, so please don't do it. and it's also a bit. it's. it's sort of anti—racist. why would you why would what colours would you add to it. red. well orange maybe. >> maybe people with brown hazel eyes. maybe they want to be blue i don't know, i mean but it's the white that you get tattooed. >> is it. yeah. >> you just get like i love mum. it's really small love and hate written in there. >> yeah. it's got to be really close to see. >> obviously this is mental, and if you've had it done, you are mad. good night. yeah. unless it's, it's been done on a lot of people from some other place where we don't care. yeah. this is a cultural thing. and i've totally messed up the rest of my career. we've already done that tonight. >> don't you worry, paul. the sunday telegraph, someone copyright ed some cockney rhyming slang. what a load of pony. >> oops . >> oops. >> oops. >> what a lovely bit of work there. dishoom is a in in le

. >> louis. >> yeah.iar. okay. >> yeah. potential liar. okay. >> all right. give him that. >> all right. give him that. >> staying with the telegraph, jeremy hunt thinks the conservatives are losing their nerve, but aren't they just coming to their senses, louis? >> well, that's another that's the exact same thing. tory mps losing their nerve because of dire polls. as jeremy hunt, who is the councillor or chancellor of the exchequer. he's the guy who handles the money. he's that guy very skinny. a lot of these guys have very, very skinny and he says that the tories have, they because there's a 30 point lead over the over the, over the tories by labour that a lot of the tories are thinking, you know, or whatever. and they're right to think that because they're going to lose, they're going to lose . yeah. going to lose. yeah. >> he says that divided parties don't win elections. that's true. also parties that have destroyed a country over 14 years, they tend to not win elections as well. >> they tend not to.

thank you very much. >> what do you think, louis? >> what do you think, louis?sting point. i hadn't thought about that. are people getting angry at fat people? i'm getting less angry at fat people because i see just how much food is around . it's not like it's almost not. when i was fat, i wasn't thinking, oh, i'm doing a bad thing. i don't i'm not angry at fat people, but once you tell a fat people, but once you tell a fat person, you do not need to be fat and forget about this ozempic i'm just saying the kind of food you're eating, you do not need to be fat. >> okay? all right. steve, the times. and who wants our kids to be a different kind of thick, give children less homework to keep them active. >> study says limiting their homework means they spend 45 minutes less a day sitting down, but it's the good sitting down. it's the homework . it's very it's the homework. it's very much feels like because the study they did, they looked at onune study they did, they looked at online gaming homework and tuition. and this story just goes, well, let's do less homework

i went to see the jerry louis telethon, but i was never on the jerry louis stella thon. >> i have to the greatest moments of my life. one time i did it like '92 or '93. my series was on. wasn't very popular. i went to do the telethon and he said, "why don't they introduce us --" ed mcmahon was the announcer. "ladies and gentlemen, here's jerry." you walk out from one side, i'll walk out from the other." and we do that. it's on youtube. >> jimmy: that's great. did you socialize with jerry at all? >> no, he did "comedians in cars." >> jimmy: right. >> that was his last interview. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> he died a couple of months after we did that interview. >> jimmy: what kind of shame was he in? >> not good. >> jimmy: not good is it. was it hard -- no, listen -- >> he was great, i was being -- [ laughter ] in the episode, he orders bacon. he orders a pile of bacon. like a football of bacon. and i go, "you know, that's not the greatest thing for you." >> jimmy: yeah? >> and he went, "really? i didn't know that." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, turns out you were right. >> yeah. >> jimmy: w

louis, everybody over there, happy mardi gras. >> louis: happy mardi gras. >> stephen: we've got to pickright now because tomorrow is lent. 40 days of sacrifice. are you going to give up anything? >> louis: ehhh, probably tv. >> stephen: except cbs? >> louis: except for cbs. >> stephen: because we've got one of the stars of "ghosts" out here, danielle pinnock will be out here in just a moment. have you seen "ghosts"? >> louis: haven't seen it yet. >> stephen: it's very spooky. is it scary? not really scary. after that, we have a man we greatly admire, wonderful actor, oscar winner. matt damon will be out here. listen, does tv include streaming or just broadcast? can you stream if you're going to give up tv? >> louis: i think it includes streaming. >> stephen: well, don't do that. our dear friend taylor tomlinson's new netflix special "have it all" just dropped today. it's fantastic. after you watch this, watch it again. watch taylor in "after midnight" after the show coming up. just about half an hour. folks, i love space. we've discovered so many amazing things up there: stars, moons, c

well, i thought that 80 would be. >> maybe louis can tell you. >> maybe louis can tell you. >> well,want to destroy his career for this. you know, you don't want to just, like, stop, stop. i feel bad for the guy because women talk a lot. if anybody if anybody has ever chatted with a girl at a text message, maybe you have a wife or something and she's not feeling that well, and how many words she just instead of saying, i'm not doing that well or i'm okay, they never say the word okay. they have to go. women go on and on. yeah, and this is just a couple of days after he was accused of homophobia. >> i mean, i'm starting to think that the catholic church isn't the progressive organisation. i was told it was. anyway, we've got the times now with a look at sensitive readers. these are the people hired by publishers to go through books and make sure they don't offend or entertain anyone. louis. >> yes, well, this is more war and i'm selling. i'm selling mugs. you can get a mug that says the death of love. this is the death of love. >> nobody can see it because we've got the headline up. b

louis, louis. >> louis: oh, stephen. >> stephen: this is the last show of the spring before we rocketmmer. please tell everybody who you've been graced with joining you on stage this week. >> louis: oh, my gosh, we have angie swan and three-time grammy nominated lakecia benjamin. >> stephen: lakecia, tell me what's going on here. >> that's my new record coming out july 12th. [applause] 's view on the album is called "phoenix reimagined" out july 1. lakecia benjamin, everybody. and angie swan. thank you for being here. folks, if you watch the show, you know i spend most of my time right over there harvesting the finest jalisco news agave from the atotonilco story highlands which i distill twice in the most topical copper pots, then have it gently matured in french limousin oak casks by multi-generational agaveros to create for you the complex and refined cierto reserve extra anejo tequila that is my monologue. but sometimes, sometimes, folks, i am fished out of a canal by a one-eyed garbage scow captain where i scrape apple cores and trash juice into a discarded bike helmet, then let i

louis, tell us more . us more. >> hey, scarlett johansson shocked and angered over chat gpt sound alike. and that's the openai. i don't know how this thing works. i actually have one, but can they open ? i one, but can they open? i confirmed that the actress behind the sky voice was not scarlett johansson, but pulled the voice anyway . she they the voice anyway. she they pulled. the point is, is that, okay, openai has been using her voice and she's upset about that because she would like to be paid, but they have to use her voice or it sounds like. are you interrupting me? >> well, in the story, because, you know, i just want to get to the facts. >> it was a bad thing. >> it was a bad thing. >> it was a bad to get to the facts. >> basically, what happened was they wanted scarlett johansson to do the voice. scarlett johansson said, no, they got somebody who sounds like scarlett johansson. is that the same as copying scarlett johansson? >> no, i think she just needs to get over this. as much as it might soun

blame the scientist louis. it's pure science. it's the it is the science.ale football is six times likelier to get injured before a period , and the injured before a period, and the penod injured before a period, and the period is, you know, the bloody thing down there. i think the viewers probably know. i think they do know. and i don't know that much about it. i'm finding out more and more about it when i get older . out more and more about it when i get older. i'm a bit too. i never paid attention to it when i was younger, and i don't want to pay attention to it now, but i'm constantly told by that, by some woman that her period and everything but it says basically that women, women get periods and then they get injured during the periods. and if they didn't get periods, they'd be a lot healthier. >> word for word . >> word for word. >> word for word. >> so yeah, well, that's what the science says. it's the science that's your business. it's not. yeah. okay. so they get injured more the far more likely to get injured during this premenstrual phase. and o

. >> don't interrupt him being sexist , louis. okay. right. sexist, louis. okay. right.the front pages looked at. time for a break. now join us in part two for a story about students getting out of hand and some unhelpfully late news about what you needed to know, about what you needed to know, about what to bring to vote in the welcome back to headliners starting with friday's guardian. paul boris johnson has tried to vote without photo id. who does he think he is? louis shaffer. >> he's not that well known. bofis >> he's not that well known. boris johnson turned away from polling station after forgetting photo id. so this is photo id andifs photo id. so this is photo id and it's something that we all need. now if we're going to vote in person, if we do postal votes, you can just send as many as you like in. right. joe biden at the top, apparently. and that's how you become us president. but in this country, if you want to vote in person, you need voter id and there are forms of voter id that you can use, like driving license, passport and a pass card, which is apparentl

what his relationship with louis the 16th in the french revolution is just on the horizon at this point franklin never really grasps what's happening in france. one of the contributing factors the french revolution, in fact, is how much franklin has managed to extract from the french coffers for our revolution which leaves vesey with the relatively bankrupt. and that's one of the contributing factors to the french. frankly, this strain only blind to that he will have left france by that time. but in the course of those years, it is in his best interest to, maintain the best possible with the court of louis the 16th, the the great mee between them is the moment the colonies are finally officially and franklin appears the king for the first time in a brown velvet suit representing the united province is of north america, as we are then called, and thanks the king for all he has for the country and the king louis xvi basically says, i hope this treaty be in the interests of both of us. and franklin then sort of ad libs, a lovely about if if all the monarchies governed by the sentiments in

louis. louis, my friend.y ears do not deceive me, you have a very special guest sitting with you tonight. please introduce him to the audience. >> louis: oh, we do. sitting in with the band we have 17 time grammy award-winning bela fleck. [cheers and applause] >> stephen: thank you, bela. thank you for being here. not only bela fleck tonight we have two fantastic guests. from "hacks," hannah einbinder is going to be out here in a moment. a man, truly a gift to the art of acting, jeff daniels will be out here in just a moment. [cheers and applause] folks, if you watch the show and i hope you do, you i spend most of my time in the news kitchen, sourcing the day's finest baleada story dough, carefully rolling it into the softest most topical flats, carefully making three fine slits and gently frying it in arbequina olive oil and adding a drizzle of agave to present to you the flavorful yet delicate honduran macheteada breakfast pastry that is my monologue. but sometimes, after escaping an experimental human-anim

louis fed president jim bullard. mike? mike: thank you very much and welcome to the campus of stanford university, to all of our bloomberg viewers and listeners worldwide, and to jim bullard, the former st. louis fed bank president. now a dean at purdue university. when you look at where we are, if you were on the committee today, what would you think needs to be done? james: i think the amount of disinflation that occurred in the second half of 2023 was a lot. 200 basis points on the core pce 12 month inflation rate. so, that is big. that is the kind of thing we have not seen on that variable in many, many years. so, very successful, but, as you know, the january, february, march reports stalled out a little bit. but you are still sitting at 2.8% on a 12-month basis. i think the challenge for the committee is to somehow take that disinflation on board, because it does mean you should have a lower policy rate without signaling that you are giving up on the last bit of inflation, 80 basis points you need to get back to 2%.

louis, on the very grounds where the fair took place. artifacts and a 16 by 25 foot replica of the fairgrounds. it's an attempt to reexamine the complexity of the fair, says adam kloppe, a public historian at the museum. adam: people tend to fall in one of two camps about it when they talk about it. either they want to talk about the wonder of the world fair, the grandeur of the electric lights, the ferris wheel and ice cream cones and all that. or they want to talk about the complexities of the world's fair. in order to understand the true impact of it as an event, you sort of have to wrap your arms around both of those ideas at the same time. gabrielle: the massive event was not without scandal at the time. civil rights organizations pushed back about the treatment of women and people of color. plans for "negro day" were cancelled. some boycotted the event altogether. fair organizers and a local newspaper described claims of racial discrimination as sensational. linda: there should not have in people that should not -- people on displa

louis had killed his son when word of his arrest louis, his coworkers.he hospital collected money to pay court ordered bail, talking to jurors just father. the prosecutor acknowledged a soft spot for the man charged with killing the child. i find it quite difficult to approach the in this case when our minds practically engulfed in the mountain tide of sympathy, prosecutors said he meant sympathy for louis seward. a jury would convicted of manslaughter. but along with their conviction, the jury asked the judge to show utmost clemency son before they commanded so much sympathy because his son was ill. that's what the health problem of raymond had. news reports. you've stated language, neurological problems, but also prevented him from moving around. he was just like dead. all the time, ripley told detectives. whatever was going on with raymond's and mind his father's decision treated as a form of loving mercy from his friends to the prosecutor, everyone seemed to that it was better or least understandable to the boy than allohim"l to continue suffering. r

>> louis: hey! >> stephen: hey!ome really good looking shoes you've got there. >> jennifer: you like them? >> stephen: can we get a shot of them. you look like you can punch a hole in drywall with those of you had to. >> jennifer: i don't want to do that. >> stephen: in a pinch. >> jennifer: thank you so much. >> stephen: you could find james bond with ozan. >> jennifer: i'll be ready. >> stephen: lovely to see you. we do thank you for having me. >> stephen: a pleasure. mother's day was two days ago. here you are right here with your son, david. he is 14 years old. >> jennifer: that's my baby. >> stephen: easy taller than you at this point? >> jennifer: yes. i've been trying to figure out when i was last able to carry him because at this point he's carrying me. he wanted to be super tall, taller than me. he has surpassed my height and his size 14 shoes. he's huge. everyone still think he's a baby. and i'd be like, that man right there is my child. that's little david. a nothing little about him. >> stephen: dizzy ta

louis. louis, my friend. >> louis: yes, my friend.e really important, i have something back here. you all know what that is right there. that's jon lampley on trumpet right over there. jon. tell me. obviously it's always a crowd pleaser to hold up a photo of you but why am i holding up this photo? >> you're holding up that photo because my debut album "night service live" is out now. [applause] >> stephen: that's lewis foucher. >> yes. >> stephen: "night service." jon lampley. go enjoy. folks, being born, it is so hot right now. all the kids are doing it. of course we love our moms, even though we have no idea how they made us. and apparently neither do scientists. because basic understanding of pregnancy itself is full of gaping scientific holes. if you're doin' it right. [laughter] those mysteries range from things like how the placenta forms to exactly what controls the timing of birth. we don't know what starts labor, but scientists can confirm that pregnancy begins by seeing a photo of jeremy allen white. i want to be clear. i'm

featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> stephen: ports 'em up ! offer it out. offer it up. have a seat, everybody, thank you. oh, you lovelies, oh, my brothers and sisters, welcome one and all in here, out there, all around the world to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. donald trump is back in court today. the trial is in session and it continued today with the defenses cross-examination of former fixer and wet sock watching you leave it behind at the laundromat, michael cohen. trump's team went after cohen hard in the cross examination, trying to depict him as a serial liar out for revenge. "michael, we have so much in common: serial lying. lying about cereal. you know, i met the late, great toucan sam. they say he followed his nose, it always knows, but guess where it took him? straight into a windmill. windmills kill, my friends. his friend sonny went cuckoo with grief. they claim, they a

louis schaefer . i who causes agreement. louis schaefer.ay agreement when i hear women in comedy talk about him, they always say, me too. how are you both.7 yeah brilliant. >> all the better for that joke. i'm lovely. steve, how are you.7 >> i'm lovely. steve, how are you? >> i'm a bit warm, but i think we come on to that later. >> i really loved your opening, though, in baritone as well. hello. >> i've been watching. well, because the kids. i'm watching a lot of mr tumble. something special. so hello is very much the. yes, it's true. i like the way he's called. paul is called the people's gam. and he's just. you're just a gammon. the people's gam. and he's just. you're just a gammon . i mean, you're just a gammon. i mean, there's no people to it. i have rashes , there's no other kinds rashes, there's no other kinds of gamma rashes. >> please unite on twitter and attack lewis. >> lewis as a as a meat fan, there's literally another type of gammon out there. the meat one. if you were the pigs gammon, you're literally gammon. i don't understan

i'm louis vonjones, this is bbc news. —— louis vaughn i'm louis vonjones, this is bbc news. —— louising temperatures well up into the twenties. compare that with the scene in norfolk with a lot of cloud, some bits and pieces of rain thanks to this weatherfront, a very slow moving feature. and actually, we're going to see a pulse of heavier rain drifting back along that weather front as we head into tomorrow. tonight a lot of dry weather around, but with some areas of mist and murk and low clouds still plaguing some of these eastern coasts that rain getting going across parts of east anglia into lincolnshire and east yorkshire by the end of the night. so overnight lows, nine to 12 degrees, just a touch cooler than some recent nights. and then into tomorrow, these outbreaks of rain drift westwards across the north midlands, parts of northern england towards merseyside, maybe into north wales. to the north of that, well, a decent amount of sunshine. scotland once again seeing some warm sunshine, particularly in the highlands where temperatures could climb to 23 degrees. but there is the

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what do you think, louis? by the word sorry i just this sounds very bad . just this sounds very bad. >> it sounds really bad. i mean i mean you have to laugh. you have to laugh at the whole thing. i mean, this reminds me of what it was like in the 1960s and 60s, early 60s, early 70s, when i was a young kid, and we were like, against the war in vietnam and the things that we used to say about this, you know, killing, the killing, whatever it is we were against. so this is what this is what they're doing, what what's going to they're going to be in for a surprise when they when they realise how messed up they will be without america and without the belief system of america and britain. because it's happening here, because the people here are imitating it. it's a very bad time right now, which is why i am leaving the country. i'm not going to be here next week. ihave not going to be here next week. i have to go to rwanda queuing up for rwanda plane. >> i feel like rwanda is going to be the only safe country left.

louis, where they had to delay the st. louis it's cardinals game. we've got a couple of tornadoes a little bit farther south in the state, just north of west plains where we've got these discrete sounds that are rotating and they're capable of creating these tornadoes again, that can be very strong and intense. again, close-up of that warning there in st. louis, more than 600,000 people in that warning right now us, we still have this line of storms that's been kicking all day through parts of virginia from roanoke and about to get into north carolina, charlotte, now included in the latest severe thunderstorm watch. here's the risk you see that red bull's eye that's, that moderate risk that level four and five where we can find those intense tornadoes, golf ball-sized hail, maybe even up to baseball in some areas. and those wind gusts up to 75 miles per hour. again, the threat not just for tornadoes, but those long-lived strong and intense ones especially there in the red and the orange areas as we go into the night, then tomorrow the threat shifts

louis rees—zammit there.beaten paris saint—germain 1—0 on the night in the french capital and 2—0 on aggregate to reach their first champions league final since 2013. but the question is, who will they play? will it be an all—german final on the 1st ofjune at wembley? because the other semifinal is played on wednesday night. that's between real madrid and bayern munich. you can follow all of that on the bbc sport website. thanks for watching. hello. the weather has been gradually drying up over the past 2a hours or so, and we've got some more dry, settled weather on the cards through much of the week ahead, really. high pressure is going to be in charge over the next few days. but for the rest of the week, we will at times see weather fronts just trying to topple across the north of that high pressure. could bring a little bit of rain at times across parts of scotland in particular, perhaps the north of northern ireland. but it'll be warming up here. mostly dry elsewhere, though, with some spells of sunshine