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they know that there's croydon. there's an office in croydon. >> louis schaefer in >> see, louis schaeferobably at the home immigration home office of immigration people almost ever. >> the immigration >> it is it's the immigration office. the home office does a lot of things. they're working out of their home. no wonder they're efficient work home. >> t show. home. >> show. proper t show. proper from . >> good show. properjoke from. that's why paid. not very that's why he's paid. not very much, computer much, it's basically computer says no on a massive scale. i mean, what do you think, paul? i do want to get to this next story, but anything because, i mean, you know, for all my mean, look, you know, for all my little there before little rashes out there before i became gammon, became the people's gammon, i was real person. was a real person. >> i had a job that basically tested this is tested these systems. this is the in the it the biggest cash cow in the it market. you create a system, you say it's going to save the world. you being you build in obsolescence and loads of faults. someo

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i'm still here with louis schaefer and joe romero. nday times and pro—palestinian activist groups accused of bullying louis, what have you got? >> i've got good news. uh, gaza demonstration reveal trend for bullying tactics. and this is this is basically about the, uh, psa , which is the palestinian psa, which is the palestinian solidarity campaign. and they're the ones who are organising a lot of these things. this is it's not even a news story. it's just a list of everything that this group has done in all the different harassments that they've had, all the all the, uh, the mps that they've been protesting in front of and the things they've been shouting and they've been particularly going after labour mps haven't they. >> been breaking into >> they've been breaking into various meetings various sort of council meetings and thing . so what and that sort of thing. so what the here, louis, is, at the question here, louis, is, at what point does raucous protests, which of course is legal. yeah. across the line into intimidation and hara

you can find out that i'm on louis schaefer boring twitter pagein on louis schaefer boring twitter pagees of raw meat, of raw meat and it's done amazing for my jawline. >> and it's made me i know i was talking about your jawline. >> yeah, really. >> yeah, really. >> it's made me the i am the most. i'm not saying i'm good looking but i'm much better looking now, but i'm much better looking now, but i'm much better looking i to be. looking than i used to be. >> oh gosh. yeah. i mean, >> oh my gosh. yeah. i mean, you're and after photos. you're before and after photos. yeah yeah. yeah a shocking yeah yeah. wonderful yeah. so that's what you're saying. you are you're saying. so you are literal this article. literal proof of this article. i'm n1 as that's what you're i'm an n1 as that's what you're saying. well saying. okay. wonderful. well that's inspiring yeah, big that's inspiring. yeah, the big word course, refined word here is of course, refined carbs that they don't chuck in until the third paragraph. anyway, moving to on the daily mail story stop mail and a story to stop a doomsday gl

i'm leo castille, here with louis schaefer and jonathan kogan. is section off with the times. and the government is going to stop giving gender transition drugs to children. lefties must be raged , louis. lefties must be raged, louis. >> they're probably not going to be because it's not going to have no effect at all. this is what out. nhs bans what i figured out. nhs bans puberty for kids and puberty blockers for kids and this is part of this whole thing. there 5000 kids thing. there were 5000 kids wanting , puberty, puberty wanting, puberty, puberty blockers, sex change. now, now there are. ten years ago, it was 250. so it's been a huge pandemic. pandemic epidemic of yeah, huge explosion. >> it's become a it's become almost a social contagion. >> social contagion . so what >> social contagion. so what they're doing is they're saying they're doing is they're saying the they're not on the nhs , the they're not on the nhs, they're not going to give they're not going to give they're not going to give puberty with an puberty blockers with an asterisk

.co.uk at the at louis schaefer .co.uk at the merch this is a new this is a new this is a new law. this is we're involved in this thing is a new law cancelled? it says telegraph cancelled joking hamas cancelled forjoking about hamas y cancelled forjoking about hamas y hate hate speech y hate hate hate hate speech zealots are killing comedy. and what is that's coming what happened is that's coming in on april 1st. scotland which is in the which is an occupied territory of england . territory of england. >> it's not it's a come on. it's a provincial economic zone . a provincial economic zone. >> okay. >> okay. >> england. >> england. >> yeah. well, you thought about it more than i did. and they basically say, no more hate and they want the police to go in and police comedy clubs and acting things to prevent hate from spewing out. and this station is just spews hate . yeah. >> well, this i mean, this hate speech law, hate crime law is i mean, it's just shocking, jonathan. and it says that, you know , if anybody perceives that know, if anybody perceives

guiding you through monday's newspapers with the help of comedic chum cresta wetton and associate louis schaeferoh, no. ho. >> no. >> it started already. >> it started already. >> you know, rage aslef. i stole his tie again. he >> you know, rage aslef. i stole his tie again . he doesn't know. his tie again. he doesn't know. he didn't notice. i keep on i found where he isn't much headune found where he isn't much headline found where he hides his and i'm in there. his ties. and i'm in there. right there. how are you both doing? >> if you were nicer to me, i'd give you ties. i got millions of them. >> oh, what? like you give me a mug? one. there's a big online furore about you not giving me a mug. i'm sure that you bought the mug right? today i'm going to give you mug. to give you a mug. >> okay? >> okay? >> okay, i appreciate that. anyway, had nice weekend. anyway, you had a nice weekend. i like your tie. i love your i do like your tie. i love your dress. am allowed to say that nowadays? >> i think your earrings. >> i think so, your earrings. i'll ask them at the. >> your n >> i really like your

louis schaefer then get a man. told me to say that i didn't want to say that, but he said to me, he said, no, i'm with miriam cates on this. >> she said that if the company is it, it's way to is doing it, it's a way to exploit women to in the exploit women to stay in the workforce promises workforce with false promises because insurance because it's just an insurance policy, right? ideally, if you do still don't want do it, you still don't want to use it. that's a good outcome. you money's you don't want your money's worth. up plan worth. it's just a back up plan for people who could afford for rich people who could afford it. it's time break. it. okay, it's time for a break. come back for the frivolous final we'll final section. we'll be discussing fixes for daddy discussing quick fixes for daddy issues, a hot potato story, and why cool in spain costs why being cool in spain costs extra. welcome back to the final part of headliners if you want something said, ask a man. if you want something done , ask a you want

and i'm joined by birthday louis i'm joined by birthday boy louis schaefer .es, it's his schaefer. yes, it's his birthday. it's going to even birthday. it's going to be even more him and new boy adam more about him and new boy adam koumas. thanks. hello for doing the show again. adam. it's your second time. thank you. >> having back? second time. thank you. >> yeah,g back? second time. thank you. >> yeah, yeah.back.7 second time. thank you. >> yeah, yeah. you're welcome. and just we and by the way, just before we start, a start, louis, i did get a present for you. doubled up present for you. i've doubled up with birthday, and with easter and birthday, and i've. you a. oh, my i've. and i've got you a. oh, my god. yes, i've got your special easter to open easter egg. do you want to open it.7 yeah, i want to open it it.7 yeah, i do want to open it even louis. even to even says louis. i even wrote to louis how is louis on the top. how nice. is that says? people louis on the top. how nice. is thatnot says? people louis on the top. how nice. is thatnot nice says? pe

louis schaefer.ech the week much for joining us for free speecthe the week much for joining us for free speecthe bbc the week much for joining us for free speecthe bbc said the week much for joining us for free speecthe bbc said you the week much for joining us for free speecthe bbc said you can'tweek when the bbc said you can't state biological facts. willy state biological facts. a willy wonka experience reduced children to tears, and the nafion children to tears, and the nation as after years nation celebrated as after years of trying his best, louis schaefer finally cancelled. schaefer finally got cancelled. but you to my panel. louis but thank you to my panel. louis and cressida wetton, and to and cressida wetton, and also to all of my brilliant guests this evening. and the way, if you evening. and by the way, if you want us live the want to join us live in the studio and be part of our audience, just go to sro audience, just go to sro audience . com don't go anywhere audience. com don't go anywh

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my name louis schaefer , was chosen louis james schaefer, was chosen because it was a white name that> no, i understand the point that you're making. >> i used to go shop in brooks brothers to be to be white. i'm dressing like a white man now. and i'm just i'm trying to pass. and i'm just i'm trying to pass. and i'm just i'm trying to pass. and i picked a losing team . and i picked a losing team. >> okay, you heard it here first. whiteness is losing . first. whiteness is losing. let's get a question from joe. where's joe? hello. hello hello. >> hi, my question is, do you think the scottish police are trolling jk rowling and will that impact us? let women speak on the 6th of april. >> interesting, joe, well, let me explain that very quickly because there was a there was a we've talked about this hate crime that's coming in in scotland, and police scotland held a hate crime event. and at the event they were given this fictional scenario and they said, look, there's this gender critical campaigner joe, critical campaigner called joe, but saying who is, but we're not saying who it is, but

. >> but again, that's what louis schaefer had before the diet .ronym for american >> is the acronym for american african football association. >> is it? oh, i'm sure it probably is a disease . mine was probably is a disease. mine was funny, but they've they've looked at it and i tried to care. i don't even care if under 17 have 21 year olds playing in it. i don't know, i should, but it's football, so i already don't care. and then it's just they're lying their age. they're lying about their age. >> referenced luke >> well, you've referenced luke littler, reference littler, but the real reference here fans was roger littler, but the real reference here in fans was roger littler, but the real reference here in the fans was roger littler, but the real reference here in the 19901ns was roger littler, but the real reference here in the 1990 world; roger littler, but the real reference here in the 1990 world cupjer miller in the 1990 world cup italia 90. he was so good. the dance was amazing, he scored so many goals and he was about 60 and it was incred

because louis schaefer is stage three, a chronic kidney disease. >> sorry to interrupt. >> sorry to interruptinterrupting. he's just sharing his medical history. sorry. he says die, and says he's about to die, and you're oh, i know people you're like, oh, i know people are thrilled to hear that again, but by question. >> you guys, you're jewish, question. >> tesguys, you're jewish, question. >> tes. we're'ou're jewish, question. >> tes. we're on re jewish, question. >> tes. we're on re you sh, right? yes. we're on a, you know, in live situation, know, in a live situation, a desert island a snowy drift desert island or a snowy drift with guy, he's a with this guy, he's had a bikini. you eat or bikini. could you eat him or not? got the pig kidney. >> you're not allowed eat >> you're not allowed to eat human you could . oh, sorry. >> say, you could. oh, sorry. >> say, you could. oh, sorry. >> either way, if you're dying , >> either way, if you're dying, neither are kosher. is there an exception? i don't know how you do it in christianity land. if you're eat. you're just allowed to eat. >> know a

and the enigma that is louis schaefer.king eye rolling at me even though he knows it's true. let's do the times. and keir starmer us he'll have let's do the times. and keir stémoney us he'll have let's do the times. and keir stémoney in he'll have let's do the times. and keir ste money in public ave no money to invest in public services. to services. so i was supposed to vote purely on charisma vote for him purely on charisma alone. keir starmer tells >> nice. keir starmer tells councils there is no magic money tree , so this is a kind of tree, so this is a kind of expectation management piece from keir starmer saying , hey, from keir starmer saying, hey, just because labour's getting in doesn't mean we're going to spend money. and of course, spend any money. and of course, lots of councils the lots of councils are on the verge , and they're verge of bankruptcy, and they're even the councils have rejected this said, no , that's not this and said, no, that's not credible. how could it not be credible. how could it not be cr