i'm, i'm this is the louis schaefer. this is the channel that louis schaefer is on. he's he's he's not in this basically , tice his guy this basically, tice his guy called this election the immigration election. right. and that's what it is. because what's going to happen is after the tories lose, this is my prediction. you can bet on it if you want to. if it's legal after the tories lose the second party, the reform party, which will hopefully have more votes than the tories will, will form the new conservative party. what do you say about that when he says, shelving? >> does he mean he's taking a pause? as i say in showbiz, in the us, or does that mean his show here is over @gbnews? well i don't know, but i know from my media career, every time there's been a pause of me doing a show, i've never been allowed back to it. >> yeah. so yeah, yeah, that's the way things go. well, with me, it's always goes with your fired. that's. yeah. well at least they tell you. >> yeah. we are easily replaced. but when he says that about immigration this mr rice is that his name? tic

louis schaefer . little nuts.s schaefer. >> oh, don't worry. >> oh, don't worry. >> apparently you got that nickname. not because of anything to do with your attitude or mental state. >> do you want to know something? >> i'm not even going to respond to what you're saying right now. i i eat meat and i want you all to eat meat. that's what you should have said. you said, and he eats meat. >> and that's what everyone would have been expecting me to say. that's why what i did is i set up an expectation at the end of it didn't pay. i think it's one of freud's categories of humour. yeah, it is, but these people don't understand these people don't understand these people . people. >> the right. >> the right. >> we love you. whoever you are, we love you. >> we're in a room. >> put it away. put your hands up . up. >> there's just the three of us here. that's the problem with this show. there's nobody out there. there's nobody in our audience. yeah, this. >> this will come a point where they just lock us in a room and let

louis schaefer . i who causes agreement. louis schaefer.ay agreement when i hear women in comedy talk about him, they always say, me too. how are you both.7 yeah brilliant. >> all the better for that joke. i'm lovely. steve, how are you.7 >> i'm lovely. steve, how are you? >> i'm a bit warm, but i think we come on to that later. >> i really loved your opening, though, in baritone as well. hello. >> i've been watching. well, because the kids. i'm watching a lot of mr tumble. something special. so hello is very much the. yes, it's true. i like the way he's called. paul is called the people's gam. and he's just. you're just a gammon. the people's gam. and he's just. you're just a gammon . i mean, you're just a gammon. i mean, there's no people to it. i have rashes , there's no other kinds rashes, there's no other kinds of gamma rashes. >> please unite on twitter and attack lewis. >> lewis as a as a meat fan, there's literally another type of gammon out there. the meat one. if you were the pigs gammon, you're literally gammon. i don't understan

and louis schaefer joined co—joined conjoined. >> not like a glued kind of. >> not like a glued kind y, beginning with the daily mail, louis has kia been a bit hasty with his plans? >> that me up the rwanda scheme? >> that me up the rwanda scheme? >> that's big. keir starmer. josh says we're the same person. really? keir starmer. says left wing activists who call for open border migrations are wrong . big border migrations are wrong. big deal border migrations are wrong. big deal. this is a big deal. so i guess the thing is nowadays that people who are voicing concerns about illegal, migration, you can't call them racist . you're can't call them racist. you're like, no, the keir starmer says that we can finally talk about it. this is him somewhat growing a backbone, standing up to the far left rump , of his party or far left rump, of his party or of the political movement and it doesn't. i know the world. he's he doesn't sound team worldy to me. that sounds like someone who's actually willing to have a, someone who's more conservative than the conservatives know. someone who's willing

i'm still here with steve n allen and louis schaefer .e are hosting a night with the headliners live. it's stand up. it's not this show. and you can join us for this evening of stand up comedy with andrew doyle, simon evans, josh howie and me, leo kearse. for more information, scan the qr code on screen or visit gbnews.com. and now back to the show. we've got the guardian with news of compensation for victims of the infected blood scandal. i think they're still going to be some bad blood, though. steve. >> yeah, in fact, the blood victims could get compensation payments of over 2.5 million. terms and conditions apply. one of them is they've still got to be alive, which is part of why this is so bad. so we'll go through the details. i mean, what they can't get is rid of the diseases. is the whole point about perspective. how much is this money worth? it seems like a big figure. this was announced the day after the damning report that blamed the nhs, and the government called them culpable. culpable is not quite covering it though, because

. >> okay, next on free speech nation, jonathan kogan and louis schaefer will be back with me to takedience. see you shortly. welcome back to free speech nation. later in the show, i'll be turning agony aunt with the help of my panel, jonathan kogan and louis schaefer, to help you deal with your unfiltered dilemmas. these two solving people's problems. what could possibly go wrong? >> lawsuits . >> lawsuits. >> lawsuits. >> brilliant. message us @gbnews dot com. forward slash your essay and we will help you deal with your issues. imagine that. now let's get some more questions from the audience. our first question is from jane. all right . right. >> do you like the new portrait of king charles the third? do you like it, jane . you like it, jane. >> i'm undecided. >> i'm undecided. >> you're undecided? >> you're undecided? >> yeah . i >> you're undecided? >> yeah. i think >> you're undecided? >> yeah . i think that, it looks >> yeah. i think that, it looks like. sorry. sorry to me. it looks like it's been, tampered with, you know, from, like, just stop oil with all the paint splashed o

i mean, 90% of those women had met louis schaefer, i understand, but yes , schaefer, i understand, butell in these polls. we never the uk, we never do well in any eurovision. it's against does this happen in the states? i mean, do you see these states? no. >> americans are more aspirational. they would never admit to being sad. it would just be like it make them seem as though they'd failed. they'd say that they were having a low day or something, but they never say they were set because isn't. it's sad. a medical condition is that a lady is a winter condition. >> but yeah, she's not active disorder. but look, i mean, one thing they're blaming is the nhs, which no one can blame them for that. i mean, the massive waiting list. i'm also blaming feminism. it's not in the article, but you know, these days, women, they've been told they have to compete with men in they have to compete with men in the workplace. so on a lot of women just want to have a family. that's very hard. now, financially. >> it's weird because boobies are so fun. i think just being able to flick your boobies around, t

steve van allen and louis schaefer. steve.s first and the tories are determined to implement some far reaching policies before they fade into the sunset. what is a lanyard? >> yeah, good question, but common sense minister bans rainbow lanyards. you know, the things that go around your neck with a little safety clasp. >> oh, i see those losers . yeah. >> oh, i see those losers. yeah. where? yeah. we don't need lanyards. just get rid of that. that's how hardcore we are. >> we're even more hardcore than the common sense, minister, this is esther mcvey, minister for common sense, which is not a job. so actually minister without portfolio, but call it common sense to make it a bit more, you know, culture war ii, she used to work for some outfit called gb news, whoever they are. as a little side note , i are. as a little side note, i never look up when i walk in buildings. she's really stepped down the. yeah but this is the kind of thing you just want to mock, right? minister for common sense. as if you could own common sense. you

years younger after spending 93 days in a pod at the bottom of the ocean, someone please tell louis schaeferh. that's it. >> yeah. so that's exactly it. he spent this, 93 days bottom of the atlantic. joseph josh howie, andifs the atlantic. joseph josh howie, and it's made him ten years younger. his cells, the ends of his chromosomes have, which normally shrink. they've actually become 20% longer. so, his his sleep is better. his cholesterol levels, like, plummeted, his inflammatory markers, whatever they are, they're slashed in half. so basically, it's an amazing thing to do, but it's. which is like the bromwich chambers , which the bromwich chambers, which rich people are like michael jackson. he had one of those. >> okay, we got to go. sorry leo. we got to go. show's pretty much over. thanks. i really want to talk about a look at the monday's front pages. so the telegraph has pms horror and regret over blood scandal. the express has least we can do. apology to blood scandal victims . the guardian iranian president feared dead after helicopter crash . the times labour plan for crash. the ti

let's just remind that the next time louis schaefer . schaefer. >> he must be fuming. are the front pages dealt with in the front pages dealt with in the next section. prison overcrowding. chinese data breaches , sectarian voting breaches, sectarian voting blocs. will we make it through the commercial break even? and welcome back to headliner. so, leo, we have bad news in the times now about prison overcrowding. i can't help wondering if we've been a bit too hasty to demand that trans women be put in these male prisons. it seems like there's maybe not enough room for them. yeah, yeah, so, yeah, apparently fewer saw some prisoners will be freed up to 70 days early after ministers quietly extended an emergency early release scheme to alleviate the prison overcrowding crisis. we've got fewer than 1400 spaces available in adult prisons across england and wales, which sounds like a lot, but we've got a lot of, a lot, but we've got a lot of, a lot of criminals here. and obviously this, you know, reduces the deterrent. if people's sentences are being shortened and there's les

are you like the new louis schaefer? are you slightly, have you have mixed feelings about this?aras, you know, labour, you know, taking over scotland wouldn't be great. on the other hand, it's quite nice the idea that the snp's grip, their one party grip over scotland, will finally be obliterated. >> tricky one for me. it's like who do i want to win the league? liverpool or man city? it's one of those yeah, i hate the snp, i hate labour, i don't hate scotland . no i'm joking guys scotland. no i'm joking guys joking about that. i just thought it'd be suddenly you set fire to that kilt. earlier i saw your scottish cousins love scotland. great people. but, the thing is great golf courses. the thing is great golf courses. the thing is great golf courses. the thing is . yes. and it'd be great thing is. yes. and it'd be great to obliterate the snp. they would deserve it . their would deserve it. their weakness, though, will allow this crushing labour majority. i mean, i don't think tony blair in one of his landslides even needed scotland. they won't need scotland , as you say. he just

there we go, go, go go to my website, louis schaefer. by i think this is sensitivity readers nearly killed me. this is, this is, usually these are like articles that you read and you read and read. it says the same thing over and over again. it says that some people don't. they that their books have to be read by an editor. >> this is an author who's got a deal with a publishing house, and the publishing house has got sensitivity readers to go through the thing. >> and he should have said, instead of waving your i know because i'm not good at this stuff, someone's gonna say something bad, but you didn't know better . know better. >> super, super. so he said in his book sukh he that he that he he did something so fast , it was he did something so fast, it was like super fast. he had a super fast broadband to christ. like super fast. he had a super fast broadband to christ . and fast broadband to christ. and they said, you can't say christ because there are people out there who don't believe in christ . so you can't you got to christ. so y

time, of course, we'll be mocking the week live in the studio with the fabulous one and only louis schaefert the sky. did you see them? all the best pictures coming up in click bait. but before we get started, let's get your latest news with sophia wenzler. >> thanks, nana. good afternoon. it's 3:01. i'm sophia wenzler in the gb newsroom. the dutch act has been kicked out of the eurovision song contest. grand final. the european broadcasting

time, of course, we'll be mocking the week live in the studio with the fabulous one and only louis schaeferbut before we get started, don't forget spectacular scenes as well. the northern lights . they well. the northern lights. they lit the sky. did you see them? all the best pictures coming up in click bait. but before we get started, let's get your latest news with sophia wenzler. >> thanks, nana. good afternoon. it's 3:01. i'm sophia wenzler in the gb newsroom. the dutch act has been kicked out of the eurovision song contest. grand final. the european broadcasting union says used klein won't compete while swedish police investigate a complaint of inappropriate behaviour by a female member of the production crew. meanwhile, security has been tightened ahead of tonight's show as pro—palestinian protests continue. demonstrators are already gathering in malmo, rallying against israel's participation in the event after the country's eden golan qualified for tonight's show. she's among the leading contenders to win, but bookmakers have placed croatia's baby lasagna as favourite . baby lasagna

welcome back to headliners i'm nick dixon, still here with steve allen and louis unemployed soon. schaeferst i ripped that one out. he's fine. he's staying. don't worry. let's do the times with a tragic story that shows us how urgently we need to solve this small boats problem. steve. >> exactly. yeah. the sea was the only choice i had, says father of girl who died in channel. you're right. a reminder that the people traffickers are the worst type of criminals. not only because we know the rules and the laws that they're breaking, but they're allow situations like this to happen. when this dinghy was so crammed full of people that it led to to the several deaths, including this, this quy's deaths, including this, this guy's daughter. and it's so sad. and he says, i couldn't protect her. i'll never forgive myself. totally understandable emotional response . and this is a response. and this is a difficult situation. it's when a family goes through a tragedy, you feel like you don't want to knit , pick you feel like you don't want to knit, pick some of the details. but he said it was their on