we lovchocolaty, creamy... with a little something extra. mmm deliciousness. cookies or almonds.is mine, yours, our chocolate. [ applause ] >> jon: welcome back. sexism. does it still exist? many men say no. jessica williams explores. >> people complain a lot about sexism these days, but thankfully there are those who know the truelgt. >> i'm not buying this inequality business. i'm not inequality business. i'm not. >> it's not the women who are victims, it's the men. >> in the feminized atmosphere we exist, the old fashioned tough guys are in trouble for saying something and getting in trouble for being sexist. >> look at me, i have a high powered job in new york, and i get benefits men will never see. spend a day in my fun world. let's go. now let's take my walk to work. for most guys it's a calm, but for me, it's like i'm competing in a beauty pageant every day. to men get super nice things said to them when they walk by an open construction site. i'm fine, how are you? thanks. or walking by a random security guard on lunch break. >> thank you. yes, i do have nice hair, mr. re

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