i love it.ing here. thank you very much. we have a big show for you guys tonight. this guy is one of the stars of the giant movie opening next friday. it's called "the fate of the furious," the one and only dwayne johnson is in the house! [ cheers and applause ] dwayne -- he's the best guy. dwayne and i are going to play a big orlando version of phone booth later on in the show. it's a fun -- [ cheers and applause ] it's a fun game. we also did something fun in the park earlier today that your're going to want to stick around for. it's pretty weird and fun. also, from the new nbc comedy "great news," nicole richie is here! [ cheers and applause ] and we have music from flo rida! [ cheers and applause ] that's good. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: it's a great show. also guys, we have some other fun news. we have our very own set of "tonight show" emojis. just came out. [ cheers ] they're called -- they're called "jimojis." [ cheers ] this is what a "jimoji" looks like. [ cheers and applause ] yeah.

i love you!ter his dui conviction. >> i'm going to give you some time. >> reporter: at that time the only headlines bobby was grabbing were for less than stellar behavior. his multiple arrests ranging from marijuana possession to drunk driving and various parole violations solidify his bad boy image. >> bobby brown. >> reporter: but whitney stands by her man. >> happy to have your husband back, ma'am? >> uh-huh. >> reporter: they recorded their first duet. ♪ we have something in common yes we do yes we do ♪ ♪ yes we do >> reporter: sadly, they also share escalating drug use. bobby says they would lock themselves in one wing of the house getting high while daughter bobbi kristina was cared for by nannies. you all were in the throes of drug use. did you ever do it in front of her? >> no, never. never. >> but she probably had to have known. >> never. i always made it a point to not let her see me or my wife in that type of situation. i mean it's hard when you're doing it every day, you know. it's re

we love you. come on! they love you. look at the love. come on. that's the love you get!t there for you, pal. >> all new york. all bronx baby. >> jimmy: yeah bronx! come on. [ cheers ] thank you for coming back to see us. >> always. >> jimmy: yeah you know i love you. last time we were here -- first of all -- know what i'm saying -- notice anything different about me or anything? >> what? >> jimmy: i mean you smell gorgeous. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you always do. >> you smell like oranges. [ laughter and applause ] am i right? is that what it is? >> jimmy: i guess. i don't know. yeah. i guess so. it's no big deal. i'm a little -- >> you have a new cologne? >> jimmy: yeah, i just have kind of this citrus vibe around me tonight. want to see if people notice. every time you are here we always play around. we do something silly. i just love you so much. last time you were here we did "ew." we played two little girls -- ew! >> ew! [ inaudible ] >> jimmy: but, doing ew! it was really fun. thank you for doing that. >> it was fun. actually i was so terrified because, he's so funn

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always love hearing legendary artists like johnny mathis... ♪ it's not for me to say ♪ you love me nat. ♪ mona lisa, mona lisa ♪ men have named you and dean martin... ♪ return to me ♪ ♪ o my dear, i'm so lonely the '50s introduced us to one of the greatest vocal groups of all time. the legendary platters... ♪ they asked me how i knew ♪ ♪ my true love was true ♪ what a difference a day makes ♪ ♪ 24 little hours ♪ many a tear has to fall ♪ but it's all in the game i'll never forget the first hit by connie francis... ♪ who's sorry now? ♪ ♪ who's sorry now? ♪ all alone am i ♪ ever since your goodbye ♪ at last ♪ ♪ my love ♪ has come along peter, that has to be the most beautiful wedding song of all time. you are so right, debby. in a minute, we're going to tell you how you can own all these beautiful songs. but right now, let us get back to the music. ♪ moon river ♪ wider than a mile ♪ someday ♪ when i'm awfully low ♪ and the world is cold ♪ i will feel a glow ♪ just thinking of you ♪ i saw the harbor lights ♪ they only told me ♪ we were parting ♪ sometimes i wonder ♪ why i spend ♪ the lone

somebody, you love them. >> bottom line, and i loved lex.nd lex loved me, i don't need to explain that to anybody. that's how love works. >> luke presented alexis' sister patricia arquette an award. >> i remember the height of the 90210 craze, they all said alexis arquette is secretly dating luke. i'm not going to say it's not true, we are best friends and that would be to say there's something wrong with it, there's nothing wrong with it. >> i'm so happy to be in this room, where i feel the love of alexis, and i feel alexis' reach, and it's comforting to me during a time of grief, i'm grateful for that. >> very sweet. so sweet, patricia. >>> empire star jesse smoliet, we asked him, do you want the job? no, give the gig to kelly's husband, mark consuelos. >>> mama june's new body reveal. her new confessions today about keeping off the weight. >> country's biggest night gets super chic. the stars secrets behind their red carpet look. >>> kim kardashian looked ready to walk down the aisle again. in a sheer white gown. it was at the los angeles

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the love.e kid. >> thank you so much. he's backstage. >> jimmy: how old is he? >> he's a year. >> jimmy: a year old? >> he's a year old. >> jimmy: a year -- gosh, he's so cute. is he walking? i know you were helping him -- >> almost, almost, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's cruising, he can walk assisted, he's not quite walking yet. party for him? >> i mean not like big, you know, i think it was -- i hope it was nice. [ laughter ] well, like, you know, we -- >> jimmy: do you remember it? [ laughter ] >> honestly, like some of it -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> but no, i think we did -- i think we did a good job. we had cake and sandwiches and corn -- cornhole. so that was good. but i don't know because i think people have crazy expectations nowadays. because i was looking for a a birthday present for him, don't laugh, in an antique store, but anyway -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow, oh man, kids love antiques. babies loves antiques. >> oh my god, you know what goes great with babies, dust. so -- so i'm in the store.

>> jimmy: many times. >> he didn't love comics, but he loved you too. around, i was like keep the comics away, but slowly he started to really love bob, and you could make him laugh. >> it was just really hard for me. what you did the other night is how i feel right now, because i just -- and i don't like doing it in front of people, but i just love third down guy. >> jimmy: i don't want to upset you. >> no, you are. you are. >> jimmy: i do want the say about the two of you, john stamos and bob saget between the cookies and the hot dogs, killed don rickles. we'll be right back with these murders after this. hey frankie, whatchu got there? it's an italian hero from subway. that's a lotta meat on that sandwich! well yeah, it's got mortadella, spicy capicola... capicola, niiice. genoa salami, provolone... is that mediterranean oregano i smell? yeah... that thing is loaded. that's a nice sandwich. you did good, frankie. tony, come see what frankie did. subway has the authentic taste everyone loves. introducing the italian hero. it's our better italian flavo

i love, we love your movies. obviously i love the capital one. i love that. >> now you know what? love both those guys. >> yeah, but every year we do this like road trip. it's like we're on our way to the final four. all happening. i didn't realize that was your job for a minute. >> jimmy: capital one? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i put them on the map. >> yeah, i heard. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> i used to actually sit at home and after you finished, or alec baldwin was finished i would say to myself, what's in your wallet, what's in your wallet. >> jimmy: yeah. >> see how i would say it. >> jimmy: i can do that, yeah. >> all of a sudden it's like somebody says you want to do that? i'm like, sure! you know. >> jimmy: i miss those -- >> no, it's a great gig, man, we have great time doing it. >> jimmy: they're really nice guys. >> me, spike and charles, you know, we're all like ball fans. so every year we get this really great opportunity to hang out together and do -- >> jimmy: how fun is that? >> really, really wacky kind of road trip thing -- >> jimmy: why not? right? >> and ch

i mean, i love it!out a little bit. >> they go on a south american vacation and end up kidnapped. it's 71-year-old goldie's first film in 14 years. >> where are we? every seen looks a little insane and out there. the stuff we're doing, you look at it and go, it works. [ cheers and applause ] >> you know she's not coming back unless it's damn good, so her choosing this project and saying yes, i feel really honored that she trusted me. >> i'm going to count down. i'm going to do it. 100, 99... >> for me to get up there and be funny with maybe the funniest woman in the world is incredible. >> let's not forget, goldie made some pretty funny movies in her day. now, "a league of their own" is celebrating their 25th anniversary now and "e.t." was there back in the day with the all-star cast on the set where we heard for the very first time one of the most unforgettable lines in history. >> there's no crying! there's no crying in baseball! >> so we know, there's no crying in baseball. but here are some things y

i love to perform, i love to make people feel good. that is my whole game.elp people feel good while i am on stage. >> where or how did you develop this appreciation for the audience? in the way you have it? every audience appreciates a fan base, you have a sort of kenetic connection with your audience, how did that develop? >> when i came out of the army in the second world war, i joined the american theater wing. it was a wonderful experience. they told me never to compromise and only stay with kwaultd. it had been a personal war to do quality music. every producer wants to sell music immediately. i believe their attitude is wrong. don't give them anything too intelligent, i am the opposite of that. i found out my mom was my biggest influence. i remember clearly one day, she was making dress says, to feed three children, my father died. she said, don't have me work on a bad dress. that sentence changed my career. i decided i would never sing a cheap song just to get a hit song. i decided to stay with quality. by doing that, i ended up falling in love with

orange julius, i'm a huge orange julius guy. >> jimmy: i love it. >> i love it too.nd of stuff. i wrote them down. you can see here. i just wrote a few things down. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, those are them. >> those are them, you can take a look at them. and i thought i would do a little mental trick. but not with you because we're both hollywood bigshots. >> jimmy: right. >> and i thought, well, the audience and people at home will think jimmy and eric set it up because they're best buddies. >> jimmy: that's not true, we did not set this up. >> we did not set this up. that's where you come in. i threw an aluminum foil ball into the audience. anyone could have caught it. right? but you caught it. so with your permission, jimmy, i'd like to go talk to this lady. >> jimmy: go ahead, all right. [ cheers and applause ] microphone for her? >> hi. how are you? ma'am, did you know you were going to get this view, sir? [ laughter ] i saw you on camera before you're like, i don't want to be on tv anymore, i'm done! >> jimmy: he's a p.e. coach. he's seen it before. [ laughter ] >> y

me out, illegals, they love me ♪ - love me. - ♪ what it do ♪ these veterans love me ♪ protestors lovet back! [cheers and applause] - boo-- [coughs] - the results are still coming in. it's still a close race between hillary clinton and this damn hot wing, man. [laughter] he look like a plate of hot wings, brah. and he gon' win, man. now tell your mom to get off the phone and plug in your modem. it's @midnight. ♪ (cheers and applause) ow! ow! spank me once, shame at you. spank me twice, now we're talking. clinton and trump are at it again. the apple doesn't fall far from the pc. and damn it, janet, animal planet. holy moly, it's @midnight! (applause and cheering) i'm struggling actor kato kaelin. and now, here's your host, a man whose tips are so frosted, you'd think they were flakes! chris hardwick! chris hardwick! (applause and cheering) what's happening?

i love it, it is what philly is the city of brotherly love and sisterly affection, i love you guys, thank so much. come check out my boys, friday. >> that's tomorrow night, right? >> park avenue banquet hall tomorrow night. >> yep. doors open 8:30 p.m. >> okay. >> thank you, vivica. >> your welcome. >> grand pa, we will talk to grandpa. >> when we come back. >> jelly beans. he is hanging in here. >> oh. >> that's grand pa there. >> hey, grandpa! >> daddy. >> daddy, high glenn. >> and dad. >> fresh from his performance here on "good day" philadelphia. >> hype, grandpa. >> hi, alex. >> i love you. i love you too. good to be here. >> great to have you again. >> we love when you come to philly. >> yes, i love philly, because thanks to you. >> the city loves your granddaughter, that's for sure. >> that's great. >> yes. so where did you take him last night? >> we went to talulas garden. >> oh, i love that police. >> did you like it. >> did you like the food. >> oh, yes, it is wonderful. >> he liked the greens. >> like old southern greens, collard greens. >> they have collard greens there? >> th

. >> steve: oh. [ cheers and applause ] love that show. >> jimmy: i love her too.great music from 2 chainz and gucci mane. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: a little later in the show aaron, keri, 2 chainz and gucci mane are all going to play a game of password. >> steve: ooh. [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: yeah, i think -- i think that's gonna happen. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: guys, as you know i love music here at the show. we really do. and the number one song on the charts right now, is "shape of you" by ed sheeran. you know that? [ cheers and applause ] well, earlier today he actually stopped by "the tonight show" music room. so the roots and i grabbed some classroom instruments and we did our own version of "shape of you." check it out. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> uno, dos, tres. ♪ ♪ the club isn't the best place to find a lover ♪ ♪ so the bar is where i go me and my friends at the table doing shots drinking fast and then we ♪ ♪ talk slow you come over and start up a conversation with just me and trust me ♪ ♪ i'll give it a chance now take my ha

what you used to throw away, now you're gonna love. >> i love saving money on food. >> all right. now we're gonna add the carrot in the inner chute. just the color combination of the orange and the green is beautiful. and broccoli stems are great 'cause they're high in vitamin k and folate, really healthy. all right. so, we have the scallops searing on the outside, noodles in the middle. we're gonna add a little bit of soy and hoisin sauce. >> that looks amazing. >> we're gonna give that a quick toss to mix the sauce in and get it all together. and then, that's what you have. >> wonderful. >> dinner for two to four people in seconds. >> so much! >> now, one of my favorite things in the ribbon blade. look at this. we are gonna make lasagna. >> that's my kids' favorite is lasagna. >> exactly, and now it's gonna be their favorite, and it's gonna be good for them. because instead of high-glycemic, starchy pasta... >> right. >> ...we're using zucchini. >> then you're probably not gonna be as sleepy, which is really important. >> exactly. >> i hate feeling stuffed after a little pasta.

i love you, girl. >> baked potato. >> oh, ya. >> oh, my god! >> oh, i love that.as soon as i get off the plane i go to fred's barbeque in irving, texas, that's a potato that you saw and all of the stuffed piled on there, queeny, thank you so much. what a great surprise. she is so sweet. every time i walk in she goes how you doing, baby? >> thank you, you guys have all sorts of surprises this morning. i really appreciate it. okay, i'm excited for this, too, mike isn't here because he is -- oh, this will be good, because getting your baby to sleep is something a lot of parent struggle with. right, baby mike? >> ya? okay. like adult, sleep is important to your baby ace overall health. but it is so difficult so local monday and philly contributor, katie, you've been here before. >> yes. >> i'm happy you're open to your struggles, they're a handful. >> the best kinds of hands full but yes, yes, being a parent is wonderful, joyous, but it is also stressful specially when you're not getting your baby to successfully nap or sleep through the night. >> last time were you h

i love that. are all grown up now so i wanted to hear rob's take on having the talk. ♪ ♪ >> let's face it. today the kids get the birds and the bees talk from google. >> that's true. >> they've been on the internet since they were 4 and are seeing things that never have been seen by human eyes and don't kid yourself. all of the kids are doing that. >> rob's two sons are now in their 20s, but still seek out dad for love advice. >> you don't say ask your mother? >> no! ask your mother. >> in his new movie "how to be a latin lover," he seduces a 37-year-old played by raquel welch. >> how do you capitalize on your looks while you still have them. >> everyone should be using whatever they've got every moment until you don't got it no more. >> rob had competition from eugenio derbez. >> i wanted my dad to be alive again and come back to earth because my dad was bigger than me. >> that on-screen kiss wasn't exactly passionate. >> i hope you don't mind, i am not going to really kiss you the way i would re

um yeah, i love coming up here. because it is beautiful.. i find it pretty reassuring to know that no other gas can beat the cleaning i get from chevron with techron. it's engine cleaning that you really can't top. no gasoline cleans better than chevron with techron. care for your car. i'm sorry. am i in your spot? >> jimmy: welcome back. look at that dirty floor. tonight he is the star of "the night of" on hbo. he is also the one who knocked hannah up on "girls." the multi-talented riz ahmed is here. then, their new album comes out friday. it's called "l.a. divine," cold war kids from the mercedes-benz outdoor stage. tomorrow night we have a great show tomorrow. tomorrow night adam sandler, nathalie emmanuel, whom you know from "game of thrones," and we'll have music from starley. please join us for that. our first guest tonight is the two-time emmy-winning actor and hero to clowns around the world. starting friday night he serves as host of a new show called "the toy box." from "modern family," please welcome eric stonestreet. [ cheers an

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you don't actually fall in love with them. it's pretend. >> sometimes you do. >> show us one example. all right, so it's happened once or twice. that doesn't mean it's happening during this film. >> they're using a coachella stage to shoot. >> that's so cool. >> if you could see that or lady gaga performing at coachella, which would you rather see? >> a makout session. >> it's so creepy. >> it's so awesome, i like it. >> and just like, a perv is born. suck us out of here, guys! >> how are you? >> smokey robinson, he is like the coolest, nicest guy. i ask him three questions, two of which come from eric, one of which comes from me. i wonder if you can tell which. so i say to him, kendrick lamar just released a socially conscious album. >> eric. >> is hip-hop the new motown? >> i can't answer that. good music is good music no matter where it comes from or p>> then i say do you think if marvin was around today he would have been a wrapper? >> eric. >> we'll reveal the answers at the end. >> no, marvin gay has one of the greatest

and they make some of the biggest records of all time. ♪ ooh love to love you baby ♪ ooh love to loveights off, made sure the tape is running, and i said, okay, let's do it. and i think she did it in 10 minutes. ♪ oh >> the donna summer records were some of the biggest records of all time. and they kicked off a revolution. ♪ i want to do it with you >> unless you have been living in a sealed cage you probably noticed that america's latest craze is disco dancing. that's dancin' without a g. >> what's disco? >> snuffy, where have you been? ♪ i want to but on my boogie shoes and dance with you ♪ >> what they generate with the records, we are talking about an estimated 4 billion, with a b, $4 billion a year. >> i remember really being upset about this word disco. it was r & b music to me. i felt like they stripped it and gave it a new name and weren't giving credit where i think the credit was supposed to go. >> do it again top of the chorus but bring that sound in. it's great. one, two, three, four. ♪ tragedy >> the bee gees always liked r&b. they always liked soul. i always thought it w

that is the love. that is the love. i feel the love. i give it right back to you.me, everybody. welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, baby! [ cheers and applause ] guys, thank you all for being here tonight. how many of you are here on vacation? [ cheers ] now, how many of you are congressmen hiding from trump because you couldn't vote for his healthcare? [ cheers ] my happy audience. that's the big story today. the republican healthcare bill was pulled after they didn't have enough support to pass it. [ cheers and applause ] or as trump would say --e >> it's going down the tubers. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: going down the tubers. [ light laughter ] that's right, this bill was not well-received at all. in fact, nancy pelosi called the republican healthcare bill "a moral monstrosity." then trump said, "okay, put her down as a 'maybe.'" [ laughter and applause ] "she didn't say no." actually, get this. i read that just 13% of women supported the republican healthcare replacement bill. when he heard that, paul ryan was like, "women, i knew we fo

[ cheers ] >> so much love for you, so much love for you. >> jimmy: good, you're a good man.he new movie as well, but i also -- i also want to say, you're at universal studios. this is a theme park. >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you a theme park guy? [ laughter ] you can be honest. you're not. what -- what don't you like about them? [ laughter ] do you get mobbed? is that what it is? >> i'm not a real roller coaster kind of guy. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: what -- are you talking -- vin! why would you say this, on national television? [ light laughter ] >> i don't know why i'm doing this. >> jimmy: really? >> because you've -- you asked the question. and i got the be honest. i'm not a -- i mean i -- i do stunts for a living. >> jimmy: yeah, you're one of the most -- biggest -- you are the biggest. what are you talking about? you're afraid of roller coasters? >> i just don't do roller coasters. >> jimmy: you jump out of planes and stuff. [ laughter ] you know like, blow -- things blow up wherever you show up. >> i would rather ride a gsxr with a loose screw, 150 -- maybe 170 miles an hour,

who doesn't love fireworks?> i have to be honest, in this part of the world, this is how they've been trying to solve their historical differences. it hasn't gone so well. >> one person was slightly injured. >> one slight injury from this? >> yes. this is bizarre. and as beautiful as it is, nick, we got to do better. >>> it's an announcement 65 million years in the making. welcome to the jurassic hospital. you can see this t-rex is doing well. walks through the revolving door of the hospital. makes its way through the door. looking for a particular one. this is the room he's looking for. makes its way inside. hold onto your butts. because you can see that momma t-rex. >> after her young! >> not after our young. but about to see, a dino egg. life found a way. >> wow. this really is a lesson in history and anatomy. >> right. after they clean off the egg, it hatches. you could see a daddy t-rex walks up. >> wow. this is incredible. how did they get the hospital to agree to this? >> that is a question that i, myself

we love you. i mean, i love you.l you look sensational. [ cheers ] no, really. i've never noticed this before but you -- in person, you look like a slightly older version of kim jong-un. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes. >> just -- just a little more moody. that's all. [ laughter ] no really, i mean you got -- you got donald jr.'s face and works on you. >> jimmy: oh, thank you so much. [ laughter ] i appreciate it -- 'cause i know you watch the show. >> kylie jenner lip plump is working. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, it is, a little bit. thanks, i appreciate that. >> yeah, no, really, your whole vibe is very -- you know, honey boo boo's mom after the weight loss. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> steve higgins. i love you steve. >> jimmy: you love steve higgins. >> oh, my god. he looks to me like the world's most jovial undertaker. >> steve: oh. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: so nice and thoughtful. >> steve: oh, my gosh, how sweet can you -- [ talking over each other ] oh, my gosh. >> well, anyway i'm -

>> i love it. >> jimmy: what do you love about it? >> nothing. i hate it. >> jimmy: huh. mark -- no. maybe it is mark that's the father. mark, i'm going to guess mark. you are not -- are you the imposter? >> no. >> jimmy: oh. all right. well, if you are the imposter, raise your hand. okay. i thought it might work, but it didn't. no. all right. we have jack. we have hannah. nolan, i'm going to guess that you are the imposter. >> yes. >> jimmy: you are the imposter? wow. very well-done, nolan. nolan, are you -- do you have a family? are you a run away? >> no, i'm not. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> cottage grove, minnesota. >> jimmy: so you don't even know these people? >> well, i don't know. >> jimmy: okay. >> trying to get in on the free braces. >> jimmy: all right. nolan, we have prizes for all of you. >> for the real family, we have a gift certificate to the sizzler. and for nolan, a unicycle. >> jimmy: all right. there you go. i don't know. i guess that's it. all right. i think i won. did i win? i guess i didn't win. guillermo, did i win? >>. >> guillermo: no. >> jim

sending love from iceland. go. >> for four weeks, crews braved frigid temperatures filming in remote parts of the country. >> not only was it 23 below zero but we were on a frozen lake. all it became mental torture. >> and this 90-mile-an-hour showdown with a nuclear s submarine. >> take the wheel. >> what? >> this is crazy! >> all right, on the yet another huge franchise, "pirates of the caribbean." it had been six years since we have seen jack sparrow. but it has hot new stars on board and only we can take you there. >> this film is exciting. there is something huge every day. it has an energy and force behind it that i have never experienced before. >> action. now filming. we only get one crack at this. >> seeing the craftsmanship and the details it's easy to lose yourself and feel like you are in another world. >> action! >> with the budget rumored to top $300 million, the fifth "pirates" looks as epic as the original but will the new costars match the chemistry of orlando and kira? >> this has gone far eno

. >>. >> people love that there. >> they love their despair like their love their perfection, it's a great excuse for not doing anything. >> i love that image, teddy bear of despair because the teddy bear is probably like sort of alec baldwin sort of impression of trump. with the teddy bear of despair and you are kind of, it's a security blanket, right? >> and i wrote hope in the dark and i felt very evangelical, i went on the road all over the country for a few years after that. and i met amazing people and i heard amazing stories and overall the reception was great but i got this kind of grumpy person, usually middle-aged, middle-class white who was really angry at me and it was partly that there was a stake in theory and i'm inversely so maybe this is worth saying that being miserable is a form of solidarity. >> and you know what? >> starving people and people in war zones are not actually buoyed up with the comfort that people living in splendor in the usa are sulking over there you know, their organic arugula, their sandwiches and it's not actually, but people, people thought th

i love you. i love you too. let's move to new york and live together. >> not a great idea. >> well, maybe they were just more afraid of losing the friendship. >> now they're starting a relationship after being friends in a brand new city living together, lots of things to juggle. it wasn't easy at all. >> when we got together, she would -- >> i would start yelling. >> and i didn't know what to do. i assumed, my god, the world is crumbling. >> and he would put up a wall. >> oh, yeah. i couldn't even -- it was weird. >> how are you guys feeling so far? >> daseeing a friend is differe than being in a romantic relationship. things turn dramatically. >> are you in love with me? >> look at her face. >> maybe it's a dramatic talk. >> yeah, i'm in love with you. >> cool. >> cool. >> i love you too. >> so one thing i could say, right, about their body language that might be throwing us off. people get very uncomfortable when they're put in front of cameras. >> because they're pregnant? >> they are also pregnant. >>> that

your dad loves somebody, you love somebody. with steve buscemi, 25 years ago or something. sitting at d'antana's eating. rickles comes over to us. oh my god, this is happening right now. he says to buscemi something like, maybe 23 whatever years ago, he says something about, i saw your movie. mr. pink. more like mr. stink. [ laughter ] something like that. buscemi's like, ha! he laughed and goes, oh, maybe get some braces. something like that. [ laughter ] then he sees me and he goes, oh, and you, wow. i go, hey, how are you doing? he's like, i think it was "happy gilmore." he says, watched the whole thing, amazing how no talent can get you a movie. [ laughter ] i'm like, yes, yes! but he was -- he was the best. >> jimmy: he kept up with everything. he knew everything that everyone was doing, it was crazy. people are shocked that this old guy would know their movies. and what's happening. you said your dad was a fan. >> yes. >> jimmy: did he ever see him live? >> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. atlantic city. and i think -- i saw -- i sa