this is the story about love, man. love, finding love, losing love and then getting it back again.i am. i'm in love. >> you've never lost love? >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> you never wanted to find love again? [ laughter ] you've never wanted to find love again? talk to me, man. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. >> tell the truth. >> jimmy: i love you. i'm sorry. no, not you. you're getting it out of me like dr. phil. this is awesome. >> we'll have time for that. you know, we have time in the next couple of months to get in the "last train to paris." but it's coming. it's a new sound. it's a new vibe for me. >> jimmy: yeah, you said it was something like -- >> watch out for it. >> jimmy: electric? >> electro, hip-hop, soul, funk. it's like really all the different sounds that i've been hearing throughout the world in my travels. and, you know, my strength is as a producer. and, you know, and i really took a lot of time producing this album. and i'm in the studio every day. >> jimmy: i mean, you are one of the most legendary producers of all time. biggie, mary j., right? >> yeah. biggie, mary j. the l

. ♪ stop in the name of love before you break my heart stop in the name of love before you break my hearthink it over >> ♪ somebody somewhere tell her it's unfair somebody is it right to be treated so bad ? >> ♪ ask me to ask me to help myself i really love you sugar pie ♪ >> ♪ got nowhere to run to baby nowhere to hide ♪ tavis: still sound good to you? >> oh, yeah. i don't listen to it all the time but when i hear it, i really wrote that, didn't i? it still gives me a boost. tavis: when you say you don't hear it anymore it's kind of hard to hear it on the radio. >> or not hear it. tavis: the minute you hear it you hear just a couple of notes you must recognize it immediately. >> oh, yeah. you know what i used to do -- i'm the cook if the feavement when i'm in the grocery store and i'm hearing something i used to have that feeling i want to tell somebody, i wrote that. but then i did that a couple of times and people -- yeah, ok. they think you're crazy. tavis: so you stopped doing that. >> yeah, i stopped a few years ago. tavis: have you written so many hits over the years that you have

and i love you. thank you. >> thank you. >> prince. ♪ blessing ♪ when you lay me down sleeping ♪ ♪ my heart is aching ♪ because i'm sleeping ♪ one for all >> where's your rhythm? come on. ♪ wishing you well >> daddy, thank you for my birthday cake and i love you so much and, and, and -- i love my daddy so much. you're the best daddy in the whole world. >> i love you more. i love you too. why don't you stand back with paris? >> okay. daddy. >> yes? >> i have -- thank you for giving me ice cream. you're best dad in the whole world and i love you. >> aw, sweet. >> good evening. i'm jean casarez of the legal network "in session" in for nancy grace tonight. just hours after grandmother katherine jackson gets custody of michael jackson's three children, we obtain private home video. and for the first time exclusively you will see the entire video right here. >> daddy, watch -- >> you'll get -- >> why? >> i have a watch! i have a watch! i have a watch! see? see? see? see? see? >> prince. >> you got to do a

and i'm glad she can soul and i'm glad so glad to make love oh, why oh, why love that girl i'm thinkingould this be feels like a dream to me then she kissed me a kiss that gave my whole body a twist so i said girl you give my heart indianapolis she's been so she is so >> so sweet and tender >> ♪ and i'm glad oh, i oh, i love that girl uh-huh darling i'm so glad we found each other holding hands making love and all that stuff she is so >> ♪ so sweet and tender so glad we made it through so sweet and tender >> ♪ when we're making love, baby i'm in love with you baby i'm in love with you baby ♪ [applause] >> for more information on today's show, glad you've joined us for a about the u.s. auto industry and edie falco, coming up right now. >> there are so many things wal-mart is looking forward to helping us doing, like helping you live better. with your help the best is yet to come. >> nationwide insurance proudly supports tavis smiley. tavis and nationwide insurance, working to improve financial lite literacy and the economic empowerment that comes with it. >> and by contributions to your

♪ ♪ love hurts love hurts without love i won't survive ♪ ♪ love hurts love hurts without love i won'tof august. we'll be right back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ more than an ordinary wipe. that's why there's lysol dual action disinfecting wipes. they go beyond ordinary wipes because they have two different sides. a scrubbing side with powerful built in fibers that easily lifts tough messes and a wiping side that cleans and kills 99.9% of germs. lysol dual action disinfecting wipes. lysol. disinfect to protect. you'll love it so much, you'll send your old duster packing. ♪ love stinks! ♪ yeah! yeah! ♪ love stinks ♪ [ female announcer ] swiffer 360 dusters cleans deep into hard to reach places and removes allergens, feather dusters can leave behind. the thick all around fibers trap and lock on contact. swiffer gives cleaning a deep new meaning. exact change, buddy. ♪ love stinks! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. my thanks to marlon wayans, judd apatow, incubus and the greatest band in late night, the roots. stay tuned for "carson daly." thanks for watching. have a good

they love you. they love you. >> i'd love to. the roots, oh my god, this is great. >> jimmy: we're happy you're here. you are a canadian boy, right? >> i am indeed. sir, yes i am. >> jimmy: i love canada. what part of canada? >> vancouver, british columbia. >> jimmy: okay, i've never been there. >> it's a beautiful city. it's gorgeous. it will be home to the olympics very shortly. >> jimmy: that's right. are your parents still out there? >> yeah, they are. >> jimmy: are they going to get mobbed? are they renting their lawn as parking space? >> um, yeah, pretty much. it's -- you can rent your own mouth out, i think, at this point. >> jimmy: that's interesting. that's a new thing. they just passed that law. >> it's a whole canadian thing. >> jimmy: is your family proud? >> yeah, they are. they're very proud. >> jimmy: cops in your family, police officers. >> my dad was a cop and my older brother is a royal canadn mounted police man. >> jimmy: is he really? do they like the term mountie or no? >> i think they like th

they loved his laugh. they love to spend time.ladies and gentlemen, i am here today because i love my uncle so very much, so very much. he did so much for me and my brothers and sisters and my mother when we needed a hand. and i tell you, ladies and gentlemen, there are thousands of others who lost a father or mother or sister or a brother or someone else in this life that turned to ted kennedy. we have lost such a human being. but you know, ladies and gentlemen, he is going to want us to continue. he is going to want us to live as he lived. he came back after so much tragedy. because of that heart, because of that drive and determination, i ask each one of you to rededicate yourself to the same goals and ideals that senator ted kennedy lived his life for. he lived to make this world a better place and our country and this world is a better place because of the lives of ted kennedy. thank you. [applause] >> you get a chance to cheer again when we welcome senator kennedy's very good friend from a neighboring state of connecticut wh

i love comicon. i'm going. i love comicon.r, as hospitals inan diego are calling it, asthma-fest '09. [ laughter ] "it's an emergency!" fun fact. the first comicon was held in 1970 and only 300 people attended. okay, 600 icount their parents picking them up. [ laughter ] but still -- some interesting news. the worls rst chocolate made from camel's milks about to go on sale in the u.s. in response, chocolate lovers said, "yay?" [ laughter ] disgusting. and more bad news in the economy. the recession'hitting england. 52 pubs are closing there every week. sad news, because they do love to drink over there. one of their top economists said, -- [ faking british accent ] "52 pubs closing a week, that's total of six months, four weeks per month, which is 24, so multiply that by 52, then carry e two, then add another -- oh, bollocks, i need a drink. this is ridiculous." [ laughter ] hey guys, some sad news, the chihuahua from the taco bell commercial diedesterday at the age of 15. [ audience aws ] the dog's final wos were "yo quiero m

got to love that one. >> you do got to love that one. i love exxon for the long term, but also, why not sprinkle a bit into bp? a great dividend yield, a great balance sheet and two for the price of one. the exposure for both are excellent. exxon, premier name, no doubt. there's the cisco, there's a google, they're everything. they're the best there is. go for bp as well. >> i'll tell you why, because i love american and i love american companies. >> amoco, you know, standard oil. >> all right. coming up next, some stocks just can't handle their rallies. we've got the names that overdid it on the up side and may wake up tomorrow with a giant hangover. how many washes did it take cheer brightclean to get this from dingy to bright?

they love you, they love me, they love liza. they love richard simmons. i mean, it goes on and on and on. why do they love us so much? what do you think -- >> i think because in a way we're on the outside looking in like they are. you know, i kind of identify with gay people because they have a struggle and uphill battle. i feel like you and i have had that our whole careers. >> yeah. okay. because i -- who found you first? did the gays find you first? >> oh, no, i found the gays by mistake which is that my first boyfriend, tom, now has a boyfriend named david. so i don't know if it's the chicken or the egg. which came first? either i turned him gay. or i found him gay and i liked him because of it. the gay audiences are so fantastic. i call them my unshockable gays. there's nothing you can say that will shock them. they've heard everything. >> they'll laugh at everything except barbra streisand. if you say anything -- if you dare to say she's cross eyed, they'll go, what? i have one joke in my act, if she can cross the street without looking to the right

. >> but i love -- i love -- i immediately loved the idea of playing the two lives off against one anothere that i immediately thought about was the hours which is a movie i loved that meryl was. in and which is really about one book. and how -- how, you know --. >> rose: one book by phillip roth. >> no, no, that was by virginia woolfe. >> and how her book mrs. dellway reached years and years into the future. >> to other people's lives. >> rose: yeah. >> and so i started out really thinking this -- this a movie about a book. and then of course i realized it was a movie about 18 other things. and depending whom i'm talking to, i change the thing. if you were a food writer i would tell you was about food. and last night i was at the smithsonian museum where they dedicated a whole wall of julia's pots. and i informed everyone there that it was a movie about america. >> rose: by the way, the smith sonia has a lot of her stuff. >> it has her kitchen. >> rose: as well as her momento. >> it had her kitchen minus one wall of pots and yesterday they arrived there. so that is why i was there. >> oh,

they loved his laugh. they love to spend time.y much, so very much. he did so much for me and my brothers and sisters and my mother when we needed a hand. and i tell you, ladies and gentlemen, there are thousands of others who lost a father or mother or sister or a brother or someone else in this life that turned to ted kennedy. we have lost such a human being. but you know, ladies and gentlemen, he is going to want us to continue. he is going to want us to live as he lived. he came back after so much tragedy. because of that heart, because of that drive and determination, i ask each one of you to rededicate yourself to the same goals and ideals that senator ted kennedy lived his life for. he lived to make this world a better place and our country and this world is a better place because of the lives of ted kennedy. thank you. [applause] >> you get a chance to cheer again when we welcome senator kennedy's very good friend from a neighboring state of connecticut who served his state with honor and dignity and we are glad he is back

, love, love, love ♪ they call her love, love, love, love, love ♪ they call her love, love, love, lovehe is all i need. ♪ she is l

- you love your new jetta. - and the suit? - you like it? - nah. i love it. jetta for only $99 a month through the government cars program. do you want to go to my apartment? what?! what... need a moment? i thought you were a believer. someone who wanted to blog about their ideals. i love blogging! chew it over with twix guy 2: dude, did you get the new madden? guy 1: no, not yet. i gotta get to walmart sometime. guy 1: (cou) somebody said they have a bunch in stock? guy 2: oh yeah, there your can just get it and go. guy 2: i mean, you know, that's what i heard. guy 1: you're totally playing right now, aren't you? guy 2: no! i don't know what you're talking about. guy 2: making a sandwich... a turkey sandwich, so - guy 1: yeah, cool. i was, i was mowing the lawn. guy 2: oh really? 'cause it's, uh, dark out. it's midnight. guy 1: it saves gas. vo: get madden nfl '10 at walmart. vo: it's the fastest way to play. rated e for everyone. save money. live better. walmart. for fresh deli taste, ( scanner beeping, music ) why pay for the whole deli? ♪ ( laughs, beepin

i love men. i loved my daddy.and he' just a good old redneck guy, you know? but i know how they... how they think. >> rose: you know how men think? >> yes, and i always felt like that i... i alws say i look like a woman but i think like a man. so when somebody thought they really maybe had me right where they wanted me or thought i would be, i would... like i've often said this joking but it's sort of the truth, i would just have the money and be gone. or i would just say, look, i think that.... >> rose: this is great! >> i'm serious, though. >> rose: you are great! >> i would say i think i've got a lot to offer. i think i can make us both a lot of money. so i'd just go in selling my goods, not myself, you know? myself was part of the goods but i wasn't... i never slept with anybody to get ahead. i slib with somebody, it's because i wanted to, not because i was doing it to make any point for somebody. i'm a very professional dolly parton. i can't tell somebody else how to be a professnal but i know who i am, i kno

and my dad loves you. and i love you. my whole family loves you. america loves you., everybody. we'll be right back with director/comedian neal brennan. come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ (announcer) there are engines... and then there's the twin-turbocharging, 365-horsepower-generating, ecoboost™ engine in the all-new ford taurus sho that has the thirst of a v6 with the thrust of a v8. we speak car. we speak innovation. introducing the all-new taurus sho from ford. drive one. that's a-- tiny netbook. yeah, it's-- good-looking, lightweight. generally awesome. and you could just-- go online, video-chat with my cousin. this is un-- under $200. are you some kind of-- mind reader, visionary ? no, i have them. huh. the new lightweight hp mini netbook with windows and america's largest and most-reliable 3g network built in. only 199.99 with mobile broadband plans from 39.99 i am-- speechless, envious. wanna be me right now. getting one. ♪ ♪ shine, shine, shine on [ male announcer ] your life has more than one dimension. ♪ oh, won't you shine, shine on? ♪ [ male announ

and my dad loves you. and i love you. my whole family loves you. america loves you. be right back with director/comedian neal brennan. come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ when morning comes in the middle of the night, [ rooster crow ] it affects your entire day. to get a good night's sleep, try 2-layer ambien cr. the first layer dissolves quickly... to help you fall asleep. and unlike other sleep aids, a second dissolves slowly to help you stay asleep. when taking ambien cr, don't drive or operate machinery. sleepwalking, and eating or driving... while not fully awake with memory loss for the event... as well as abnormal behaviors... such as being more outgoing or aggressive than normal, confusion, agitation and hallucinations may occur. don't take it with alcohol... as it may increase these behaviors. allergic reactions such as shortness of breath, swelling of your tongue or throat may occur... and in rare cases may be fatal. side effects may include next-day drowsiness, dizziness, and headache. in patients with depression, worsening of depression, including ris

gh, i didn't think you could love a pson more. betty white is my favorite. i love her.n, daily, radio program "the opie & anthony show." exclusively on sirius xm radio. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome opie and anthony! ♪ ♪ the rao whoa ♪ ♪ the radio whoa ♪ [ cheers anapplause ] >> we got the good double seat going here. >> jimmy: yeah, you got the uble seat. the love seat. betty white, she split. shgot wasted off that one cup of beer. [ laughter ] and she had to say no. >> she would've beat you at whiskey pong, i think. >> jimmy: whiskey pong, i can't play. >> wow, what a pistol as they ll older people when they're rambunctious. >> she had a posse. she was backstage with a bunch old ladies behind her. yeah, like an old la posse. with walkers. >> the walkers with the hand brake. >> jimmy: i love those ones. >> in case you see an errant old lady walking by, she can stop herself. >> jimmy: i love those walkers with the tennis balls on the bottom. >> it's like, "hey, i'm still athletic." >> what about the ones with the brakes? hand brakes, it's wonderful. >> jimmy: shi

tender loving caltrate. give tlc to somebody you love. >>> the energy, the fifth, the devotion, which we bring to this endeavor. will light our country and all conservatives. >> you know, you try and remember at least the more hopeful times of those who you loved, impressed you with. >> larry: it's not generally known. nancy reagan, former first lady joins us on the phone. but you and your husband were quite friendly with the kennedys, were you not? >> we were very friendly with them. yes, we were. most people didn't realize the friendship, or didn't accept, or didn't know about the friendship. you know, ronny was so identified with the republican party and teddy obviously with the democrat party. but that doesn't make any difference, larry, really, shouldn't make any difference. i'm afraid it does now but it shouldn't. >> larry: i remember you tilling me the story you and ronny went up to the kennedy home in mclean for an evening of fun and frivolity, right? >> that's right. what happened was that teddy add

we love each other. i respect him and he respect me even though sometimes i have to say that's not respectful. i think we're committed. there's a deep love. a deep support system. >> larry: that was 15 years ago. do you agree it was a deep love? >> i do believe at first. i do believe at first they loved each other. i really do. but my dad, you know, he was very hard to love. he was hard to love. >> larry: she wasn't lying, was she? >> no, but you could see she was hesitant. i'm not sure she was sure. they had a son together. now you're locked in. >> larry: i'm going to ask about him when we come back. [ male announcer ] preparation h cream. burning, itching, plus maximum strength pain relief, on contact. the most complete relief, from preparation h. pain relief on contact. you know why i sell tools? tools are uncomplicated? nothing complicated about a pair of 10 inch hose clamp pliers. you know what's complicated? shipping. shipping's complicated. not really. with priority mail flat rate boxes from the p

>> i really -- oh, i loved it. i absolutely loved it.for us but a great threshold for challenges and for guest judges and the weather was perfect. it was so perfect, i was begging for a cloud. begging for a cloud. >> jimmy: yeah, weathermen got it easy over there. >> well, there was one saturday when there was cloud cover and a couple of drops of rain. and all over the news it was "storm 2008." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: people are driving 2 miles an hour. >> they weren't driving at all. >> jimmy: "we've got to get home, honey. we've got to get home." [ laughter ] but you know what i love about -- and i know you agree with me here. when you live in new york for a long time and you go to l.a. or another place, grocery stores. >> oh, i fell in love with a grocery store called ralph's. [ cheers and applause ] you all know ralph's? it's amazing. it's amazing. >> jimmy: it's just basically a basic grocery store. >> no, it's not at all. we have nothing like it in new york. absolutely nothing like it. >> jimmy: that's true. >> it was one-stop shopp

now that we're in the mood for love, say hello to the love burger and the love shake from tim love from here. can't wait to find out what is in that burger right there. apparently that's an unhealthy aphrodisiac. coming up, we join our "second cup cafe" and our guest, will hoge. [ announcer ] soy has been a part of healthy diets throughout history. in ancient china, soy was such an important food... that the emperor declared it sacred. in japan, buddhist monks believed eating soy... was healthier for the body and spirit. for thousands of years, cultures around the world... have eaten soy for its health benefits. which is why today, we take whole soybeans, in their natural state, and bake them with fruit into soyjoy. can add up fast. so i'm packing my own lunch now-- for less than $3. thanks to walmart. just two times a week saves my family over $500 a year. save money. live better. walmart. crunch time, wheat thins. you and your tasty whole grain. this can only end one way. (crunch) wheat thins. toasted. whole grain. crunch. have at it. ♪ there's only one word for this ♪ ♪ it's bliss ♪

no, they love it. >> i get it. >> jimmy: they love the love. >> it's good to see you. >> jimmy: yeah, it's good -- i'm happy you're here. lot of people don't know that we did a movie together. >> yeah, you're damn right. >> jimmy: what does that mean? >> i don't know. why did i get aggressive all of a sudden? >> jimmy: well, it's good, i like it. it's the new you. >> it was the best -- it was the best work i've ever done. >> jimmy: no, explain this to me. 'cause i kind of didn't know this. >> it's kind of like "apocalypse now" except i got cut out. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you were in a movie called "taxi." >> jimmy: yeah. >> i turned out to not be in a movie called "taxi." but i showed up. [ light laughter ] i was cast as bike messenger number three. >> jimmy: okay. >> yep. and i love how you said it. like, "oh, yeah." but, no, you don't remember. >> jimmy: i do. i remember the scene you're talking about. >> and there was a big chase scene. and i was supposed to be one of the bike messengers talking to queen latifah about here comes the lamborghini

>> well, everyone loves this photo. children, and spent a lot of time in palm beach, he's in palm beach about to take his little son patrick for a ride and he's just, it could have been any father in in photograph and it shows such a tenderness he had with the children. >> and he had a few favorites, also, of the photographs? >> yes, usually they were photographs with his mother. bob actually took the last photograph of rose and there's a photograph of the family, mostly the schrivers, ted, his children, and rose. and you always see him right next to his mother. he was always photographed in the final years with his mother rose, he adored her. >> how much input did the senator have when you were putting this together and what photographs are selected to be included? >> i really didn't. he gave his free rein. he trusted bob, bob was a friend of his, that meant so much to us, he also did the forward and really, that was his only involvement with us. he really gave us no instructions, and what was wonderful, was to be able

i love that.to know what to say about that o, really. >> jimmy: yeah. >> the work of a madman. and that is actually the isle of man, and initially, we speculated thaitik was le the primitive attempt of somebody on the isle of man to figure out what a propeller was. but actually turns out it's the symbol of the isle of man, which is even weirder. >> jimmy: is that right? >> it is, yeah. >> jimmy: it looks like those things you used to put in the middle of s. yeah, exactly. my audience is like -- they have no idea. [ laughter ] you lost us on 78 records. but you were taking -- you just go around the airport and just take pictures of carpets? >> you just -- yeah, you walk around like this until you find a good piece of carpet -- >> jimmy: do people just make fun of you or think you're crazy? >> you get some odd looks, yeah. it's kind of obsessional, after a while. i find myself adding in bits to my itinerary, you know? >> jimmy: i love it. >> and i was thrown out of a lounge in boston trying to take

they loved his laugh. they love to spend time.adies and gentlemen, i am here today because i love my uncle so very much, so very much. he did so much for me and my brothers and sisters and my mother when we needed a hand. and i tell you, ladies and gentlemen, there are thousands of others who lost a father or mother or sister or a brother or someone else in this life that turned to ted kennedy. we have lost such a human being. but you know, ladies and gentlemen, he is going to want us to continue. he is going to want us to live as he lived. he came back after so much tragedy. because of that heart, because of that drive and determination, i ask each one of you to rededicate yourself to the same goals and ideals that senator ted kennedy lived his life for. he lived to make this world a better place and our country and this world is a better place because of the lives of ted kennedy. thank you. [applause] >> you get a chance to cheer again when we welcome senator kennedy's very good friend from a neighboring state of connecticut who

we love each other.e although sometimes i have to say that's not respectful. i think we're committed. there's a deep love. a deep support system. >> larry: that was 15 years ago. do you agree it was a deep love? >> i do believe at first. i do believe at first they loved each other. i really do. but my dad, you know, he was very hard to love. he was hard to love. >> larry: she wasn't lying, was she? >> no, but you could see she was hesitant. i'm not sure she was sure. they had a son together. now you're locked in. >> larry: i'm going to ask about him when we come back. ked arter, another heart attack could be lurking, waiting to strike. a heart attack caused by a clot, one that could be fatal. but plavix helps save lives. plavix, taken with other heart medicines goes beyond what other heart medicines do alone to provide greater protection against heart attack or stroke and even death by helping to keep blood platelets from sticking together and forming clots. ask your doctor about plavix, protection that

that was a man that had love in his heart. he loved his wife. really stood by him courageously throughout this last episode. his children, his family, he loved the people who were less fortunate than he. he stopped to look back through his work in the senate. he was always to try and take care of those who needed health care, whether they needed educational benefits. always thinking of those less fortunate than himself. a man who was born into wealth, but never stopped thinking one day in the senate about those less fortunate. >> larry: well said. ted kennedy cast votes on most of the crucial issues in the second half of the 20th century and many of those in the 21st. you called iraq the overriding issue. you voted to go there or not? >> no. the best vote i cast in the united states senate was -- the best vote i cast in the united states senate was -- >> larry: in your life? >> absolutely. >> larry: was not to go? >> yes, not to go. >> larry: why did you vote against? >> well, i'm on the armed services committee, and i was inclined to support th

but i love -- i love -- i immediately loved the idea oflaying the two livesff against one another. that immiately thght about was theours whicis a movie i loved that meryl was. in and whichseally about one book. and how -- how, yo know --. >> re: one book by phillip roth. >> no, no, thawas by virginiaoolfe. >> and how her book mrs. dlway reached yrs and ars into the future. >> to her people's lives. >> rose: yeah. >> and so i started out really thinkg this -- this a mie about a book. and then of cose i realized it was a movie about 18 oer things. and dending whom i'm talking toi change the thing. if you were a foodwriter i would tell youas about food. anlast night i was at the smithsonian meum where they dedicated a whole wa of julia pots. and i infoed everyone ere that it was aovie about america. >> rose:y the way, the smith sonia has a lot of her stuff. >> it has her kihen. >> rose: as well a her mento. >> it ha her kitchen minus one wallf pots and yestery they arrived the. so that is why i was there. >> o i didn't know that. >> yeah, so >> great. rose: were you a devotee of juli

love it!, a man in florida was arrested after he attacked his roommate with a coconut, a porcelain bowl and a wooden carving. the man was charged with assault and shoplifting from pier one. [ laughter ] some of the awards at this year's emmys -- [ laughter ] thank you, higgins. some of the awards at this year's emmys will be taped ahead of time so that the show doesn't go on forever. because the main thing about these award shows is that -- ♪ >> jimmy: no, oh, my god. i want to thank my agent and -- [ speaking indistinctly ] -- and, of course, the man upstairs, lorne michaels. thank you, bye. [ laughter and applause ] the san diego zoo announced that its 17-year-old panda bear, bai yun, who is already a mother of four, is now expecting twins. slut. [ laughter ] and finally, a tow truck driver in upstate new york drove into a swimming pool because he was texting on one phone while talking on the other phone. police said the text he was sending simply said "cannonball!" [ laughter ] ladies and g

tavis: do you love this? >> i love recording and performing live. i love to get back with music.is: what is your process for writing and recording? >> i don't write a lot, but ten months before i let the songwriters know when i'll be recording and here are the demo tapes and cds and people listen at valerie and starstruck and we find what we can. at one time i had 200 songs on hold. many other people are looking, and it isn't right to hold on to all. i had 20 or 15 and i had two producers, tony brown and mark bright. we went to the studios and laid down the tracks. tavis: i want to ask about your process. -- process. every author has a way to do this. some people do their own stuff. there is a greater balance and you said clearly, you record other people's stuff. >> i want the best song. i will listen and if i like it, i will ask my husband, and he will say, who wrote it. i don't want to be swayed. i have my favorite song writers. i want the best what is a good r you? >> one that touches my heart and gives me chills. if i can be touched, hopefully you will. tavis: tell me about w

my father loved other old things. he loved his classic wooden schooner, the myia.aught me to treat everyone i meet, no matter what station in life, with the same dignity and respect. he could be discussing arm control with the president at 3:00 p.m. and meeting with the union carpenter on fair wage legislation or a new bed fered fisherman on fishries policies at 4:30. i once told him that he had accidentally left some money. i remember this when i was a little kid. on the sink in our hotel room. and he replide, teddy, let me tell you something. making beds all day is back breaking work. the woman who has to clean up after us today has a family to feed. and that's just the kind of guy he was. he answered uncle joe's call to patriotism, uncle jack's call to public service, and bobby's determination to seek a newer world. unlike them, he lived to be a grand father and knowing what my cousins had been through, i feel grateful that i have had my father as long as i did. he even taught me some of life's harder lessons. such as how to like republicans. he once told me he

you love your new jetta. and the suit? you like it? no...i love it! >>> the first family prepares for vacation, and the president of the time away will be the focus of a political advertisement. >> it will be greeted by $100,000 in advertising making fun of his vacation. the ad is being bought by conservatives for patients' rights that has spent more than $4 million on the health-care debate so far. the beaches nice this time of year, but while his president -- the group is buying time between the red sox and the president's baseball team, the white sox. the white house as a video of his own. it is the same play that president obama used when it got tons of coverage for filling out his march madness basketball bracket. the white house video shows the president and mmy johnson checking out the no. 48 car. jimmy ducts into the driver's seat in a suit. the president says, that is an engineer. -- an engine there. for the first time since the iowa causes, he is actually taking a vacation. it is his last chance to keep alive for a health-care bill this year

. >> do you love it? >> i love it. >> she loved it. >> i love it. >> tell us what you think. hold that mike up. >> you look gorgeous. >> thank you. >> you look so -- >> oh, beautiful. beautiful. tell us about the hair. >> maria has sallow skin. she has yellow highlights in her hair.

her, loves oklahoma.ts to play air hockey. so we play air hockey for two hours. he finishes up, calls his driver who disappeared the night before, are the two girls still there? yeah. all right, he's gone. >> wow. >> that s my -- >> that's crazy. >> thank you very much. that was my -- >> now, david, did you ever spend the night with keith moon if your bedroom? >> sadly, i did. >> on your bunk bed? >> no. >> david, when you were really like at the height of your cover of rolling stone and the caused believe it or not quite a commotion with this cover. which seems pretty wholesome now. >> now. >> but at the time, girls had not seen men's nipples before. >> i haven't seen them. >> the context of which that article and those photographs ich annie leibovitz took, a fabulous photographer, and all of the other teen stuff that, you know, making dolls and lunchboxes and pillow cases with his name as well as mine, although his came a few years later. the article -- >> much more expensive. >> actually, he got paid.

i love this.ut kind of that younger, fashionista, who's really fresh and dewey, she has sublime on her lip and really simple shadow. and with that look, pairing it with a flat. this is very everyday. >> this is everyday. >> which i love. >> really anyone can pull this off. >> yeah. >> and simple, clean. >> thank you. >> okay. our next look is -- >> i think our next look is probably the most '80s you can get. >> the most '80s. >> yeah. >> this is kind of that downtown, younger '80s fashionista. and we really went all out with this. this is totally a trend. i don't know what trend it is. with the makeup we really were like, let's just go. all over the lid, that blue, punk color. metallic is such a trend. >> are those jelly bracelets? >> jelly bracelets. >> i love it. yes, i did have them. i love all of the looks. we should have them all come back out. those are great looks. it's really about the makeup and the outfit, not one or the other. it's the whole thing together. >> who joined our fashion sho

i love blogging!engine in the all-new ford taurus sho that has the thirst of a v6 with the thrust of a v8. we speak car. we speak innovation. introducing the all-new taurus sho from ford. drive one. ( meows ) ( meows ) cats everywhere are using fresh step because it doesn't just mask odors, it eliminates them. so don't be surprised if your cat needs help finding her litter box. fresh step with odor-eliminating carbon. it's almost like not having a litter box. and replace your old mayo with the full flavor of kraft mayo with olive oil. with half the fat and calories of hellmann's real mayo, kraft mayo with olive oil is the new standard in mayo. those are new. oh, yeah i got the env 3 she has the env touch from verizon wireless. the one thing i do not need is a new phone. ok, that's hot. the apps are really cool. you got twitter... "need for speed" i like "need for speed". i make calls, that's it. show him the "gpsgolf" thing. oh, yeah, this is really sweet. see, i'd never use that stuff. do not set tha