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lte, that's a very, very important channel for us. it's actually generating at the end of fiscal year '13 which i gave data on last year, that's generatingrs of revenue for us and that's growing rapidly. >> feel like china lte will be an opportunity for you at the become end of the year? >> we do. >> and that is the key. china lte pointing at that as a boost for the end of the year. look, they're not losing the world, those domestic smartphone makers. qualcomm feeling confident. back to you. >> john fortt, good stuff. look forward to more from you in the next hour. up next on "squawk on the street," the former chief technology officer of facebook. also the man who helped create google maps, the very -- brett taylor will be joining us live. coming up remember this. >> you said in the book that's when i knew the markets were rigged. it's disgusting you're trying to parse your words now. you can't say that. >> you are quoted that way if the book but -- >> let's walk through an example. >> do you believe it or not? because you said it. >> let me walk you through an example. >> it's a yes or no question. >> i believe the markets are rigged. >

lte and beyond. are we pushing that far? >> i would challenge you, the next time you are with at&t wireless folks -- ask them what percent of the data streamed on their devices is going over their network versus their wi-fi connection. i will let them answer that question. it is eye-opening. >> i know that, but when i am traveling and i'm on my phone, looking for reliability -- i know i will be able to get to my e-mail. i know i will be able to trust the network i am on. i tend to go to cellular, not whatever wi-fi hot system i can connect to. if i am making calls, i am making them over cellular. i am not making them over wi-fi. at what point are the cable players going to be able to really compete full spectrum with what cellular offers? >> never full-spectrum, because there is parts of that business model that would not be attractive to us. the wireless carriers have a very advantageous position. for the majority of the usage you do on your daily basis, you would be surprised at the availability of wi-fi that is probably very close to you, or you are standing in it and do not even know it. the 250,000 is only going to continue to

lte and beyond. are we pushing that far? >> i would challenge you, the next time you are with at&t wireless folks -- ask them what percent of the data streamed on their devices is going over their network versus their wi-fi connection. i will let them answer that question. it is eye-opening. >> i know that, but when i am traveling and i'm on my phone, looking for reliability -- i know i will be able to get to my e-mail. i know i will be able to trust the network i am on. i tend to go to cellular, not i caner wi-fi hot system connect to. at what point are the cable players going to be able to really compete. to him with what cellular offers? >> never full-spectrum, because there is parts of that business model that would not be theactive to us will stop wireless carriers have a very advantageous position. for the majority of the usage you do on your daily basis, you would be surprised at the availability of wi-fi that is probably very close to you, or you are standing in it and do not even know it. the 250,000 is only going to continue to grow. >> i think the point is, we are thinking of wi-fi today as availability in a shop, store,