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spencer ludwig is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] so, look forward to that.rward to all of that. but before we get to it, we are just about two weeks away from the presidential election. and as donald trump continues to lag behind in the polls, he's lashing out at everything from the media to the election process itself. for more on this, it's time for "a closer look." ♪ [ applause ] >> seth: as his campaign sputters to a close, trump has launched a series of increasingly paranoid attacks on a host of perceived enemies, from the media to pollsters to banks. in fact, he's so paranoid that last night in florida he even told the crowd that as he flew over the everglades he was afraid he'd get eaten by an alligator. >> i just flew over -- and let me tell you, when you fly over the everglades and you look at those gators and you look at those water moccasins goin', you say, "i better have a good helicopter." [ light laughter ] i told the pilot, "you sure we're okay?" >> seth: and i think -- i think trump's fear of alligators solidifies his role as 2016's captain h

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>> seth: spencer ludwig, everyone! download "diggy" now. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: my thanks to elijah wood, ana gasteyer, spencer ludwig, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] fred armisen, allison miller, the entire 8g band. stay tuned for "carson daly." we'll see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] ? ? >> carson: hey, everybody! it's your buddy, carson daly. thank you so much. tonight, we'reom from 97.1 amp radio. we got a great show. we're gonna start with the music. we're gonna have the tv debut of moving units. we'll do that live nation's wiltern. also, tonight, the spotlight is gonna be on the man behind "adam ruins everything," adam conover. but first, jon glaser is a writer and a comedian who's responsible for some of the weirdest shows on tv, like "delocated" and "neon joe, werewolf hunter." he recently stopped by skylark nyc to talk all about his newest project entitled, "jon glaser loves gear."

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by spencer ludwig] >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. sarah jessica parker, daveed diggs, music from dan and shay is on the way. if you watch regularly, you know aunt chippy is a very, how would you describe her? >> guillermo: bossy. demanding. >> jimmy: bossy and demanding. angry, she yells. >> guillermo: and crazy too. >> jimmy: crazy too. so we decided we wanted to help her learn to relax. so cousin sal, guillermo, and meditation. here's how that went. >> everything requires stairs. doesn't anybody know what an elevator looks like? >> jimmy: aunt chippy's already mad. >> does anybody have an escalator in their building? >> jimmy: she doesn't like stairs. she gets very upset. >> everything in california is uphill. even downhill is uphill. >> guillermo: it's good for you. >> jimmy: you see why we're here? >> yes. >> jimmy: this woman is >> we're going to come in, learn meditation, center in the breath, calm ourselves. >> jimmy: all right, let's try it. come on let's have open minds here. >> when i first met the students i was a little n

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by spencer ludwig] >>> >> jimmy: >> jimmy: tonight on the show, music from gary clark jr. from ?westworld? luke hemsworth is here. let's get back to judge james. >> this defendant promised payments in parsh. judge james is about to rule. let's listen. >> jimmy: excuse me. >> guillermo: sorry. i was looking at the pictures. >> jimmy: everybody is supposed to stand when i come in. >> guillermo: oh. stand up for judge james. >> jimmy: okay. you can all sit. >> guillermo: sit down. >> jimmy: well, i'll be honest. i didn't even have to think about this case. i actually just went outside to take a little walk around. it seems pretty clear to me you paid the money whether it be get the purses. i award the plaintiff the full amount of $3239. >> guillermo: now we can go. >> jimmy: yeah. everybody can go. >> let's speak to the big winner. congratulations. >> thank you. >> who do you think you are, paris hilt snn. >> no. something close. >> and now the defendant who verdict. what do you think? was judge james just a little too parsh? >> just a little. >> what kind of purse diouf? >> a coach

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by spencer ludwig] vo: small businesses line main streets all over new hampshire - providing the products, services and jobs families depend on. that's why, as governor, to help our local economy grow. but kelly ayotte helps big corporations. she voted with out-of-state corporates interests like the koch brothers - 90% of the time. billionaires and big corporations get tax breaks and she takes the campaign cash. kelly ayotte: taking care of billionaires, hurting new hampshire families. senate majority pac is responsible >>> welcome back. >> jimmy: >> jimmy: tonight on the show, music from gary clark jr. from ?westworld? luke hemsworth is here. let's get back to judge james. >> this defendant promised payments in parsh. judge james is about to rule. let's listen. >> jimmy: excuse me. >> guillermo: sorry. if they were original, no? >> jimmy: everybody is supposed to stand when i come in. >> guillermo: oh. stand up for judge james. >> jimmy: okay. you can all sit. >> guillermo: sit down. >> jimmy: well, i'll be honest. i didn't even have to think about this case. i actually just went outside

["diggy" by ♪ ncer ludwig] prop 64 makes marijuana legal in california for adults 21 and over. else it does: bans marijuana use in public. permits sales only at licensed marijuana businesses, not at grocery or convenience stores. and prop 64 generates a billion in new tax revenue for california to fund after-school programs and job training and placement initiatives. learn more at yeson64.org vote yes on 64. >>> welcome back. >> jimmy: >> jimmy: tonight on the show, music from gary clark jr. from "westworld" luke hemsworth is here. let's get back to judge james. >> this defendant promised payments in parsh. judge james is about to rule. let's listen. >> jimmy: excuse me. >> guillermo: sorry. i was looking at the pictures. if they were original, no? >> jimmy: everybody is supposed to stand when i come in. >> guillermo: oh. stand up for judge james. >> jimmy: okay. you can all sit. >> guillermo: sit down. >> jimmy: well, i'll be honest. i didn't even have to think about this case. i actually just went outside to take a little walk around. it seems pretty clear to me you paid the