and music from luke bryan. with cleto and the cletones.kimmel live and now check this out here's jimmy kimmel!\e [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >>>>immy: thank you. hi, everyone, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i want to extend a special welcome to those of you who got your tickets on groupon. 20% off is not bad. this has been a rough week for the economy. as you probably know, our national credit rarang got downgraded on friday which caused a nose-dive on wall street yesterday. the dow had its sixth biggest point drop ever. let me tell you something, if i had any understanding of any of this, i'd be very nervous right now, i reaeay would. fortunately though i don't. today the market bounced back and gained 430 points. so i guess we're rich again? congratulations, everybody. [ applause ] we're number one again. speaker of the house john boehner andd minority leader nancy pelosi made an announcement that they're ending their page program. apparently it was teaching them bad habits. so they've go

and we'll have music from eric church, luke bryan, and incubus. so join us for those shows.an emmy and golden globe-winning actor. he plays the most dangerous agent this side of james bond on "entourage." and you can see and smell him play three roles in the new movie "spy kids 4: all the time in the world" in 4-d aromascope. it opens in theaters august 19th. please welcome jeremy piven. [ cheersrsnd applause ] >> jimmy: you just made it. >> just made it. >> jimmy: you just raced right in. >> that's what we do. >> jimmy: last time you were here, you had just dropped your cell phone on "entourage" and real life. >> indeed. and it just continues. i'm having some problems -- i don't have a good relationship with technology. >> jimmy: you're not one of these guys. >> i'm not. cee-lo green, who is now on "the voice." >> jimmy: "the voice," yeah. >> i met him, amazing dude, i was trying to check out his show. i missed him and we were texting each other and he said, you know, hey, man, i'm a big fan, and i was like, oh, my god, i am too, man, you know, and i'm sorry that i missed y

we'll make sandwiches with steve martorano and we'll have music from luke bryan.ht too. our first guest tonight is probably the funniest east indian comedian who was born and raised in south carolina ever. you know him from "parks and recreation." you can see him in the new comedy "30 minutes or less. it opens in theaters on friday. please say hello to aziz ansari. [ applause ] how are you? >> very good. >> jimmy: you look nice. you look very -- you're an eligible bachelor, right? >> i am. >> jimmy: you're not a guy who's tied down, are you? >> currently i am not tied down, yes. >> jimmy: very good. yeah. yeah, i just turned 28 this year. and it's been a fun year. i found this to be the year where a lot of people i went to high school and college with that i lost touch with over the years will now call me and -- they're in different parts of their life now and they'll say things like, aziz, you're not going to believe it, just had a baby. and i always have the same reaction. i always say that sucks. oh, man. you're going to have to take care of that thing for 18 y