all right, your luncle, your uncle the lonely inventor has willed you the patent to something called honeymoon in a tube. [ laughter ] franklin vaughn from lancaster, california. >> yeah. >> franklin, apparently you are a veteran. the army has a $1,500 check for you. it seems they owe you 40 years worth of royalties for your appearance in an army training film called tom, dick, and trouble. [ laughter ] remember those? [ applause ] remember those service training films that would scare you to death. >> yeah. >> you have x-ray eye-- ooh. stephanie king from american fork, utah. stephanie, you are in luck, dear. they are holding a government check for $30,000. it's not for the irs for the ten years of tax overpayment. it's from hud for 10 minutes of consulting. mike-- michael corf. >> yeah. >> from marble head, mass. you have a rich uncle, >> no. >> well, you do. according to these people. this is a government agency. your rich uncle the dyslexic died and he left you 801 dalbloon, no that's 801 snoobads. [ laughter ] he left you 801 snoobads. jack gump. [ applause ] hello, jack. how ar