. >> see, are you turning into lupe fiasco. >> in my dreams., you are a little upset that your rap alter ego which is notorious pab wasn't asked to be a part of this. >> i was hoping to get that call. i wrote some material. if you are gaining weight, i feel bad for you, son. i eat 900 calories for lunch and i'm done. >> when pab does it she is talking to her son. that wasn't the veer -- vernacular. >> i have one more. well, a few more, but how long do you have? i tried to act like i don't see it because deep down i know i really shouldn't eat it. but there it was on the kitchen counter, chocolate cake, and now i'm getting rounder. >> a biggy, biggy. biggy, biggy. >> what is that guy doing over there? are you having a seizure? >> one more. >> no, it's okay. >> no, no! encore! >> i want a side over with flava with that rhyme. >> this is not as funny. it is jordan sparks. can't swallow that burger. neither of us want to raise the number on the scale. we both want to lose all the weight. oh no, why does lunch always feel like a battlefield, a battl