lydia crosswaith. oh, lydia crosswaith. uh, you know lydia crosswaith, barn. sure. she's fine, goob. oh, yeah, she's probably just dying for you to ask her for a date. you think so? oh, yeah. i'd sure like to but i wouldn't know what to say to her. just act natural. you talk to her when she brings her car in? yeah. what do you talk about? her tires. she's got bad tires. don't you talk about anything else? she does have an oil problem. you never talked about anything but her tires and her oil? ain't nothing else wrong with her. is that how you act towards girls, goober? don't you know anything? you don't start off by talking about cars. barney. that you'd like to have a date. yeah. and you believe lydia crosswaith is the one, right? yeah. good. call her up and ask her for a date for tonight. tonight? yeah, get right with it. well, i wouldn't know what to say on a date. oh, well, uh, uh... you go up to her house and you knock on the door and when she comes to the door, you say hello. hello? could i just say hey 'cause i'm more used to that. hey. brother. and then if y