ma zell of the! that tastes like freedom! we'll be right back. 3p (cheers and applause). >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. people... i've always said people in glass houses should not throw stones. also, they should put some pants on. this is "tip of the hat, wag of the finger." (cheers and applause) folks, i have never been a fan of seattle. for one thing, they have totally ripped off new york's idea of having a starbucks everywhere. (laughter) but i must admit, i was oddly moved by this story. >> a unique wedding in seattle this afternoon as people came together to witness the union of a woman and a building. that's right. in an effort to save a building frobuildingfrom demolition, a sn married it. >> i'm doing this to show the building how much i love it, how much i love community space and how much i love this neighborhood. >> stephen: you know what they say? when you fall in love with a building, if you like it, then you should have put a wing on it. (laughter and applause) now, who are we... who are we? it sound odd,

. >>> in france, adieu as two feminist groups persuade the the government to get rid of madam ma zellatus and age whereas the term ma sewer is a catch-all. the phrases dare to be feminist and the watch dogs began a joint campaign in september. a spokesperson for the campaign protested the linguistic distinction as, quote, a reminder of the time when women passed through marriage from the authority of their fathers to the authority of their husbands. undoubtedly the french will now protest this show based on what i just did to the language. >>> and in dallas, texas, i do. well, actually, i don't perform weddings, that is. county judge tanya parker is taking a stand saying she won't perform weddings for heterosexual couples until she's legally able to perform weddings for the homosexual dumb couple. she will not apply a sum not applicable to all. to all you doers out there, i say well done. >>> later on in the show, i'll be dealing with the subject you know i couldn't let lie on oscars weekend. i'm taking on "the help" next hour. >>> but first i'm going to call people names, that's next