what is it about the mac?s it working again. >> well i think apple worked really hard on making it great after it really had, you know, deteriorated to the point where people weren't buying it and it was practically dead. but i also think, you know, there is a whole bunch of surrounding things. people pie an iphone or ipad. go into an apple store, which didn't even exist when the mac was first brought out. and they see the macs and get to play and one thing lead to another. but amazing comeback. >> it's jon fortt. i've been surprised the way sales tapered off the last couple years and now the mac is surging. going forward, do you think the mac becomes more a growth vehicle or the ipad? our assumptions might have been wrong before. >> you know that is a fascinating question, jon. in terms of absolute growth. the mac is clearly growing faster than the ipad already. and i think there is a kind of connection there. apple never sold the ipad as a complete laptop replacement, which ironically is what microsoft is tr

mac? >> i'm going to even the score, i think it's fake.ake also the reaction. this guy kind of milks it with the head bobbing. i got hit in the head with a rock, walked off. >> all right, final video. [ horn blowing ] >> what? >> i got -- there's a clown car! >> fake. that just crossed the line. >> fake. >> to superfake. >> yeah. >> this is not a real road rage incident but it is a real funny video. >> yes. >> five fakes. >> i'm with you guys. i'm not going to argue with you on this one. it's definitely fake. >> cat videos, the golden nuggets of the internet. a chicken cam on its head. these two guys trying to help but mostly laughing at poor cat who is freaked out. >> oh, oh [ bleep ]! >> kitty's exhausting itself, running into curbs, falling off of curbs. round and round in circles. but thankfully that's enough to get the cat to slow down a little bit. these guys try to get the can off and the kitty goes running again. >> they're doing it with their foot. just use your hands. >> exactly what these guys do right here. >> kitty runs off wi

back at erica's home -- >> i remember screaming and yelling into the phone, it's mac, it's mac.ca later joined a support group for parents who had lost children in the same way. but each story told is another gash to this mother's heart. >> it's like watching mac die all over again. >> reporte all she wanted was to mourn, but instead, anger and frustration propell. >> it's been replaced by this urgency and this terrible fear that it's like a monster inside me that this happens to someone else. >> repor she works to inform parents about what she said is a hidden but life continues and the pitter patter of little feet will once again enter their . erica is pregnant w. >> on our website right now, you can find important safety information about the blinds in your home. we also have the full statement from the window coveri go to nbcwashington.com and >>> tonight, the honda company is not expanding a recall over a defect but the company is quietly offering to replace those airbags were car owners all over honda's recall includes only 13 states and only car owners in those states h.

what is mac and cheese is rambunctious in the room, then what happens? >> i don't want to start any vicious rumors, but it has been suggested to me, off the record. i'm going to go on the record with it. i've never broken a confidence with a staffer. >> breaking news right here. >> let's say one turkey is rambunctious and the one who has been chosen has been given the name, i'm just going to say cheese, i honestly don't know who it is. then the nonrambunctious turkey is moved in. >> you can't tell one turkey from another. >> i can't. >> i know i can't. there is a pardon pardon ritual. two young turkeys arrive at the white house so people know what they're going to see. we were showing you the room. two young turkeys arrive at the white house and the president will pardon them for crimes they have not committed by setting them free. after the ceremony, the turkeys act as a tourist attraction until they pass. wait, they used to be eaten? >> no, no, no, not to the actual frying pan, but there's a place in virginia called frying pan farm. which in this insta

cheese got the twitter love, beating out mac not so lucky.o the president's jab. >> i am here to announce what i am sure will be the most talked-about executive action this month. i'm taking an action fully within my legal authority. >> forget the butterball hot line. john boehner had some cooking tips. take a listen. >> the real secret, though, 16 ounces of pure maple syrup. p cook the bird breast down. and halfway through, i literally pick it up and turn it over. i only cook my bird to about 160 max. i take it out, put foil over it and let it sit for at least an hour. it's the resting time that really works. >> sounds like a plan there. and that is your holiday helping of scrambled politics. >>> and i am joined now by syndicated columnist bob franken. good morning to you, bob. >> i didn't know the speaker was working for the cooking channel. >> neither did i, but i'm not sure if resting meant for the bird or just taking a nap, because that's what we do on thanksgiving, right? >> what we don't know is that he was able to steal one of the par

so when mac and cheese make their appearance, we'll show you mac and cheese. >>> in the meantime, trackingty weather moving up the east coast making a mess of holiday travel plans. if you've got a flight to catch, brace yourself. airlines cancelling more than 500 flights across the u.s. with more than 2,000 delays now on one of the busiest air travel days of the year, but the defense department opening unused military airspace for commercial flights through sunday because up to a foot and a half of snow is possible in new england. travel expert lee joining us with the last minute travel tips. great to see you, lee. there's a lot of people mad right now, and they're sitting at airports along the northeast corridor, and, in fact, probably all over, right, because once this area gets screwed up, so does the rest of the country. >> right. new york is one of the most important obviously metropolitan areas in the world, let alone the country. additionally, i like to actually tweet the airline. >> really? >> i think that's a great way to find out information, and it avoids the hassles at the airp

mac, the alternate is not so badly off either.'s face it, if you are a turkey, and you're named after a sidedish, your chances of escaping thanksgiving dinner are pretty low. so these guys are well ahead of the curve. they really beat the odds. it is important the know thnokn turkeys have had powerful allies. that i wish that the bald eagle has not been choseten bird of the country, because he is of bad moral character, and the turkey is a much more respectable bird. i think that you would agree with mr. franklin and they will live out the days at a virginia estate with 10,000 acres of roaming space. some of us will call this amnesty [ laughter ] but don't worry, because there is plenty of turkey to go around. in fact, later this afternoon, michelle, malia and sasha, and i will take two turkeys who did not make the cut to a food pantry that works hard year-round to the nation's capital who works hard to make sure that those who have clothes to wear and food to eat. and so i want to thank you for the birds that six years in a row t

mac and cheese beat the odds.pound male with a feather shaker strut and a medical owed just gobble. cheese is a 49-pound male with a grand champion strut and a loud romantic gobble. >> now, because i know everyone wants to get out of town, mac and cheese included, it is time for me to engage in the official act. let's see what we can do here with cheese. >> careful. come on, girls. are we ready? all right. cheese? you are here by pardoned from the thanksgiving dinner table. congratulations. he looks pretty happy about it. >> yes, he does look happy about it! but he probably didn't like what the president said right after the pardon. >> i will tell you though, turkeys don't have the best looking heads. you know what i'm saying? you think they're beautiful? >> i think they're beautiful. >> and they're red, white and blue. patriotic, too. >> absolutely. you guys want to pet him? >> no. >> whatever their heads look like, mac and cheese have a lot to be thankful for this thanksgiving. and so do we. we'll talk about tha

and cheese. >> mac and cheese and they got away.t i found funny, did you notice he made that joke. i thought it was funny. malia who was standing there was like -- he's not even funny. >> let's get this over with. it's so painful. >> dad thinks he's funny, but he's not. >> they are teenage girls. they are gorgeous. but i noticed that, too. the years of them being with the turkey being pardoned. >> remember ten years ago he was the funniest guy. now he's kind of -- thank goodness, mac and cheese are free. hope i can catch them. >> you like your mac and cheese. >>> coming up, more turkey talk. >> also more fires happen today than any other day. an important message from firefighters before you put that bird in the oven. you're watching "world news now." >> announcer: "world news now" weather brought to you by dawn. the little things we do... ] can make a big difference. every time you use dawn, you're using a brand that supports wildlife rescue efforts. experts trust dawn... because it's tough on grease yet gentle. ♪ you by my side ma

every child does a big mac, it's a lot of calories.eople eat for other reasons other than nourishment. compulsions. no think we can fight them. >> i love to know vin eats his feelings. >> no. not after your answer. >> my thanks to dagen and charlie and thank my good friend julie, a good sport this half hour. >>> up next, stocks in november, good. a pick for december. ♪ (holiday music is playing) hey! i guess we're going to need a new santa ♪(the music builds to a climax.) more people are coming to audi than ever before. see why now is the best time. audi will cover your first month's payment on select models at the season of audi sales event. visit audioffers.com today. >>> all right. stocks that make a december to remember. xharls? >> a case, smell the coffee. at least s 2 han share. love it. >> and make warn buffett your partner, do it. >> ben, quit thought on markets at this level? heldy or not? >> they're hot. i think they're high, but, i do not look for 2015 to be a good year but over a long period of time, which a man like mr. ga

every child does a big mac, it's a lot of calories.. compulsions. no think we can fight them. >> i love to know vin eats his feelings. >> no. not after your answer. >> my thanks to dagen and charlie and thank my good friend julie, a good sport this half hour. >>> up next, stocks in november, good. good. a pick for december. ♪music [girls laughing, school bell ringing] [group of girls talking] hi hi ♪shine, come on and let it shine♪ ♪knock me out, make me feel alive♪ hi she actually said hi to you! ♪you've got what it takes oh, yeah ♪you've got what it takes ♪shine on me today >>> all right. stocks that make a december to remember. xharls? >> a case, smell the coffee. at least s 2 han share. love it. >> and make warn buffett your partner, do it. >> ben, quit thought on markets at this level? heldy or not? >> they're hot. i think they're high, but, i do not look for 2015 to be a good year but over a long period of time, which a man like mr. gasparino has, it will be great. >> all right. we shall see. >>> searching for leaders to unite us

what's been the impact of fannie mae and freddie mac getting out at a time like this?l, it's huge. certainly we see research report after research report of the growing need for affordable housing, both rental and for sale housing. but what we also see is a desire to look at different ways for supporting affordable housing, that we have more foundations that are looking at mission-related investment, program-related investment. there are different ways to use the core of their assets where they can invest in entities that it's beyond grants. when you think about foundations, you often think about grants. but there are other ways to invest in building the core of a body of work and certainly affordable housing is one that we are committed to and one of the things we've been seeing in our office is we don't want affordable housing to be an oxymoron in the greater washington region. >> celeste, the washington area is full of young people, full of millennials, how are they driving the philosophy toward philanthropy here in this region? >> i think young people are willing t

chairman, and he his son, who personally raised to mac & cheese. big round of applause. he is getting pretty excited about this. thanks to all those who voted i to pick the official national thanksgiving turkey. cheese wants you to know that he won. mack, the alternate, is not so badly off, either. if you are it, turkey, and you are named after your chances of escaping thanksgiving dinner are pretty low. these guys are well ahead of the curve. they really beat the odds. it is important to know that turkeys have always had powerful allies. many of you know, benjamin franklin once wrote, i was the bald eagle had not been chosen representative of our country. he is a bird of bad moral character. the turkey is, in comparison, a much more respectable bird. i think these two turkeys would agree with mr. franklin. and they will get to live out of their days respectively at a virginia state with 10,000 acres of roaming space. i know some college amnesty -- [laughter] but do not worry, there are plenty of turkeys to go around. in fact, later this afternoon, michelle, malia, and s

office mac software next year the first major upgrade in five years. at&t is increasing the data limits for lower cost plans. if you pay $40 a month you now get three gi giga bigger screen on ipad. >> the average user on tender spends 7770 as day on dating app. instagram users spend 29 minutes a day on the app. happy dating. >>> driving when drowsy is dangerous and it is taking a deadly toll on the roads. >>> and a supreme court hearing that could result on new limits on presidential power. >>> a halloween treat that a woman did not mean >>> supreme court will hear oral arts over allowing students born in jerusalem to call jerusalem as their birthplace. the issue is, the obama administration considered israel a disputed region and does not recognize any country as having sovereignty over jerusalem. congress gave united states citizens born in the holy city the choice to have israel listed on passwords and other official documents bun when they tried to do that, officials refused. >> are you frustrated when you cannot post your shuffleboard pictures on

mac and cheese. they got away. now what i find funny about what the president said right there, did you notice he made the joke, i thought it was funny, malea was like, i don't get it. he's not even funny. >> dad thinks he's funny, but he's not. >> they are teenage girled. they look gorgeous, i have to say, but i noticed that too. the years of them being with the turkey being pardonened. >> remember ten years ago, he was the funniest guy in the world. >> come on dad, we have to text. >> mac and cheese are free, i hope i can catch them. >> mac and cheese. >>> coming up, more turkey talk. >> and also more fires happened today than any other day. important message from firefighters before you put that bird in the oven. you're watching world news now. now." >> announcer: "world news now" weather brought to you by dawn. the little things we do... ] can make a big difference. every time you use dawn, you're using a brand that supports wildlife rescue efforts. experts trust dawn... because it's tough on gre

four shot in chinatown near the verizon center where there also happens to be a sold out fleetwood mac concert. we're looking at pictures from the scene. our investigative reporter russ ptacek and stephanie ramirez are both at the scene. russ ptacek actually is on the phone. what do you know? >> reporter: i'm at sixth and f. there's a lot of police activity here and at the same time that they're trial to control the situation we're now getting word of a possible fourth gunshot victim. there are thousands of people streaming out of the verizon center, a concert just getting out as police are trying to control a crime scene. we have f street shut down. we have seventh street shut down. police initially reporting shortly after 10:00 the initial report a report of gunfire. they reported a crowd of juveniles in the area. police are staging for a press conference. we anticipate having more information in a few moments, but right now it's a scene filled with flashing emergency lights and people streaming out of the verizon center coming out to something they would have never expected and that

o.k., pero no puede ser tan rápida como mi mac. ¡claro que lo es!que mi mac? pues técnicamente hablando... ¡tú lo has dicho! ♪ ingresa al ♪ ♪ >> ingresa al hospital otra persona infectada por Ébola. se trata de un empleado de las naciones unidas que se infectÓ. esto es en parÍs. atienden a una doctora de mÉdicos sin fronteras. las crÍticas hacia el papa francisco. cardenal de filadelfia se quejÓ de la reciente conferencia de obispos segÚn sus palabras produjo confusiÓn y aÑadió que la iglesia catÓlica romana se sintieron traicionados por un informe que pide una actitud mÁs acogedora para los homosexuales y las lesbianas. una bomba fue detonada fuera de un restaurante donde habÍa soldados paquistanÍes. se pudo al tratado de un suicida armado con explosivos pero nadie se ha adjudicado dicho ataque. la manzana viviÓ hoy su tradicional fiesta deportiva y lo mÁs importante es que en la maratÓn de nueva york el espÍritu deportivo triunfo ante el temor de contagio de Ébola sumando decenas de miles de participantes y espectadores. en ambas categorÍas fueron

eliminate the concerns q mac. >> it q mac. >> it would not eliminate all. this is a classic case of the standard being embraced. as i said during my earlier testimony we have made a lot of investments. we don't know how it will work, whether the standard will change, whether the equipment will change. harmonization is one part of it, but it, but making it work and making a business case is critical, and if you go back through the cost overruns and failures and pickups, that is consistently one of the problems. it must be part of the process as to how you get to where you are when you say do use this equipment. >> back to. >> back to the procurement issue. and as i understand it, do you think it is critical we have real-time updates as opposed to every seven or eight seconds which is what i understand key mac. >> more accurate information and more timely information, especially in the interim environment where you can get constant updates of airplanes moving at a very high a very high speed is valuable. it is a lower-level activity i am not sure that there r

o.k., pero no puede ser tan rápida como mi mac. ¡claro que lo es! los manos y las superficies. separe las carnes crudas de las frutas y vegetales. cocine hasta la temperatura adecuada. refrigere a 40 grados. proteja a su familia. >> imagine usted ganarse una camioneta con una habilidad deportiva. eso fue lo que es un estudiante de la universidad, al encestar cuatro increÍbles canastas. tenÍa que hacerlo todo Él solamente 30 segundos. el primer tiro encestÓ con alguna dificultad. luego lanzÓ una de tiro libre, otro desde el borde del Área y por Último, un lanzamiento desde el borde de la cancha. >> que disfrute su auto con le todos los. sentimientos a nuestra relaciÓn. >> ay, rogelio, entiende. mi hijo ha cambiado todo. tienes que entender que primero estÁ el padre antes que tus deseos o los mÍos. >> de acuerdo. no perdamos mÁs el tiempo. llÁmalo. dile que venga. que venga por ti. dile que estÁs embarazada. >> segÚn rosaura. rogelio se quiere quedar con el niÑo. pero a esa mujer ya no le creo nada. >> ¿y tÚ? ¿estÁs dispuesto a que

o.k., pero no puede ser tan rápida como mi mac. ¡claro que lo es! mihago alrededor de ella.a. ahora que tengo un plan de salud con covered california, estoy más tranquila y feliz. más de un millón de personas se inscribieron a través de covered california. tú también puedes desde noviembre 15. apliqué para otro antes dseguro médico,fornia, pero era altísimo el costo. ahora tenemos un seguro accesible que podemos pagar. ese es el bill que no me importa pagar cada mes. más de un millón de personas se inscribieron a través de covered california. tú también puedes desde noviembre 15. >> imagine usted ganarse una camioneta con una habilidad deportiva. eso fue lo que es un estudiante de la universidad, al encestar cuatro increÍbles canastas. tenÍa que hacerlo todo Él solamente 30 segundos. el primer tiro encestÓ con alguna dificultad. luego lanzÓ una de tiro libre, otro desde el borde del Área y por Último, un lanzamiento desde el borde de la cancha. >> que disfrute su auto con le todos los. sentimientos a nuestra relaciÓn. >> ay, rogelio, entiende. mi hi

o.k., pero no puede ser tan rápida como mi mac. ¡claro que lo es! ♪ salio de un hospital en madrid la enfermera quien fue la >> saliÓ de un hospital en madrid la enfermera diagnosticada con el dicho del Ébola en espaÑa, teresa romero estÁ libre de la enfermedad quien atendiÓ voluntariamente a dos misioneros espaÑoles dijo que no supo cÓmo se contagió ofreciÓ su sangre para tratar otros pacientes. >> los seguidores del chavismmo reconocieron estar armados unos 260 se auto definieron como trabajadores y luchadores sociales. agregaron que su objetivo desarmar a los delincuentes. los integrantes rechazaron la intenciÓn del gobierno de someterlos a un plan de desarme. >> el asesino confeso de aldo sarabia miembro de la banda el recodo asegurÓ frente a las cÁmaras de univisiÓn que se arrepiente, hizo estas declaraciones en una prisiÓn en sinaloa, mÉxico. >> la dije que iba a hablar con Él. tenÍa una relaciÓn con ella, que estamos muy bien. fue cuando se molestÓ Él, empezamos a forcejear yo tenÍa un arma... y se escapÓ un tiro. >> empezaron a forcejear den

pero no tiene la potencia de mi mac, que tiene un intel core i5. sip, sí tiene.o que crees. ♪ un retiro seguro una casa nueva celebrando nuestro diploma. proveer para tu familia los asociados de walmart son gente real que utilizan sus beneficios para mejorar su vida y la de sus familias. oportunidades. así es el verdadero walmart. >> esas son imÁgenes de este gran homenaje que se le rindiÓ hoy a roberto gÓmez bolaÑos en el estadio azteca en mÉxico pero en nueva york la llamada capital del mundo no se podÍa ausentar de este homenaje a un artista de nivel mundial... los espectÁculos no sÓlo fueron conocidos en espaÑol sino que fueron traducidos a varios idiomas en numerosos paÍses. >> le llaman la chavomania. en nueva york las piÑatas del chavo del ocho son las que mÁs gustan a los niÑos los clientes son de toda latinoamÉrica dice el dueÑo. >> dominicanos, ecuatorianos, puertorriqueÑos todos conocen al chavo del ocho. >> tiene dos niÑos de uno y cuatro aÑos, ambos dice esta madre mexicana adoran al chespirito y sus personajes sobre todo el mayor. >> se sabe todas l

wednesday the senate banking committee held a hearing on freddie mac, fannie mae and the state of the housing mortgage industry. congressman mel watt took the -- updated members on new efforts to assist homeowners. this is 90 minutes. >>> i call this hearing, your honor, welcome back to the committee. since this is likely my last hearing regarding gses i would like to encourage my colleagues to -- for the past three years, we and our staff have spent count less hours wrestling with the possible solutions and pittal falls. some options are not practical, while others are too it logical, yet we still need to find a solution. the enterprises remain trapped today. fhfa continues to perform the dual role of both regulating and rating the business of the largest entities in the mortgage market. this is not sustainable. and there is no consensus in congress regarding how to move forward. all the while, the credit box remains extremely narrow, locking out many potential borrowers with good credit including first-time home buyers who are needed to expand and sustain our recovery. while i oppos

o.k., pero no puede ser tan rápida como mi mac. ¡claro que lo es!ndo... ¡tú lo has dicho! ♪ un nuevo libro sobre jesucristo promete que muchos catolicos pondran el grito en el cielo. "el evangelio perdido" afirma que jesus era un hombre casado y con hijos. agrega que jesucristo no fue crucificado y que se caso con maria magdalena, dos de las versiones mas controversiales del libro. luis megid tiene el origen y reacciones sobre esta historia >> si usted vio la pelÍcula o leyÓ el código da vinci, las conclusiÓn es del evangelio perdido le van a asombrar. lo Único que diferencia de la novela es que dice revelar la verdadera vida de jesucristo. que estuvo casado con marÍa magdalena, que tuvo dos hijos y que la virgen marÍa no era la madre sino la esposa de cristo. el libro sale maÑana y las fracciones estÁn escuchando. >> para mÍ son puras loqueras. >> los autores dicen que pasaron seis aÑos trabajando en el libro y que las conclusiÓn estarÍan basadas en un viejo manuscrito de unos 1500 aÑos, encontrado en una biblioteca britÁnica. que se quiere decir q

(mac) so...what is that? (surface) it's my surface pro 3. it's a tablet and a laptop.ut it couldn't have the power of my mac ? this has an intel core i5. this does too. runs office. full adobe photoshop. and it's got a touchscreen. i have a touchscreen too. hm.. well, this my favorite thing, i can write with a pen. well, so can i. wow, i've got a lot of stuff to carry. you are more powerful than you think. ♪ >> jim: for those of you expecting to see "60 minutes" you're you're watching the nfl on cbs. the broncos and patriots. jim nantz fill simms tracy wolfson with the patriots in front 43. "60 minutes" will be seen in its entirety immediately following this game except on the west coast. the range picking up about ten. might be enough for the first. got a player down. nate irving. he's a valuable part of this denver defense he's clutching his right knee. >> phil: you said it. very good against the pass and the run, energetic plays all out. no. 56. there he is. >> jim: harris' own teammate ran right in to that right knee. left side of your screen. you know in some ways

i like that one, spinach in the mac and cheese.ng right now, a big morning for our city of brotherly love. thousands of runners pounding the pavement, in the 21st annual philadelphia marathon t got underway about an hour ago. we got brad right now in the middle of all of that action right along the ben franklin parkway. good morning to you, brad. >> reporter: good morning, ladies. tell you what, i don't know about you but i'm feeling kind of lazy right now. karen, i know your husband stopped by, among the 30,000 running today. hear move thon -- marathon is winding down for elite runners, first one finished about ten or so minutes ago, they're still coming in, the first female half marathon runner came in just about a minute or so ago. let us take you to some video this morning, when it was still very dark outside, as things were just getting going, folks starting to arrive here, and an estimated as we mention, 30,000 runners here, about 60,000 spectators, for either the marathon or the half marathon, about 3,000 volunteers as well.

>> delicious. >> i love the mac-n-cheese. >> reporter: i love the mac-n-cheese too. so good, right?y keep on going with seconds, even thirds. but it's thanksgiving. we're not done yet. who is ready for dessert? is. >> yay! >> reporter: here we go. pie. how thanksgiving is that? >> they devour the pie and the cheesecake. and when they're finally done, it's time for the big reveal. all right, you guys want to know the real reason we're here? >> yes. >> reporter: i'm your worst nightmare. i have been counting all of your calories and watching everything you ate. >> who won? >> reporter: who won? you mean who lost. as a family, we have told up all of the calories you ate today. >> oh, boy. >> reporter: you guys ate 24,165 calories in this one thanksgiving meal. so which family member ate the most calories? [ buzzer ] wrong. >> it's her. jackie, wait until you hear how many calories you had in this meal. you had 3,690 calories. >> oh, man. >> reporter: even more surprising, 1,290 of those calories came before she even sat down for dinner. >> she did work out this morning, though. >> repo

the head of marketing on the mac team.n scully was the ceo of apple and became famous for firing steve jobs from apple. he is a wonderful man and a great character. in this movie, jobs has conflicts with all of them. that gets dramatized and worked out in a compressed and claustrophobic environment. in particular, one of the more interesting relationships is with his daughter. his eldest daughter. >> you spoke with steve jobs. did you ever speak to mark zuckerberg? >> no. we met with senior facebook people and said we are doing this movie, would you like to cooperate in the making of this movie. badly wanting them to say no, which is what they did. we need them to say no because if they did cooperate, the integrity of the movie would be compromised. the movie i think humanized him in a way. if you were over 35, you thought it was a cautionary tale. if you were under 35, you thought mark was a rock star who did what had to be done to achieve his dreams. i don't think anyone would be comfortable with a movie being made about

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and as far as i know, that long-legged mac daddy president barack obama is still in the closet. so here to explain why his prognostication didn't come true is pastor manning. >> whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. what do you mean has not come true? >> i mean, long-legged mac daddy ain't gay. >> my prophecy did come true, and here is the proof. 9 days ago, no 7 days ago, on the 93rd day, this russian artist painted a picture of putin giving obama a spanking, and putin was laying it to him. >> okay, valid point. why would obama pose for a painting if he wasn't gay? >> well, thank you. i'm glad you agree. >> one last question we like to ask all our guests: do you believe starbucks is putting semen in their lattes? >> yes, daniel, starbucks is putting sodomite semen into its lattes. >> the guy gets it. now, if you want to know more about his starbucks/semen latte conspiracy, check it out on his youtube channel and enjoy going down that rabbit hole of truth. all right, good night and god bless. from comedy central world news headquarters in new york. this is the daily show with jon stewart. [ch

o.k., pero no puede ser tan rápida como mi mac. ¡claro que lo es!ficiente para evitar una epidemia de Ébola aquÍ en los estados unidos, asÍ que salimos a las calles a preguntarle a la gente quÉ hay que hacer con quienes llegan de África y estuvieron en contacto con pacientes contagiados con el Ébola. >> yo pienso que allÁ es donde deben de controlar eso, porque si entre la gente con eso, es un peligro para todos. >> yo creo que los derechos no se estÁn violando cuando es un asunto de seguridad nacional y social. >> creo que sÍ, que deben estar puestos en cuarentena, porque en realidad no se sabe mucho del Ébola y hay que tomar todas las medidas preventivas que se puedan. >> ¿por quÉ tienen que mantenerlos a ellos en cuarentena si mientras los tienen a ellos encerrados hay otras personas que necesitan de ellos? >> se va a pegar esta enfermedad que anda y aquÍ no se ve que estÉn haciendo nada. hay que hablar francamente, es la verdad, nos estamos arriesgando todos aquÍ. >> no, yo no tengo ningÚn temor porque sÉ que eso no se transmite como otras enfer

. >>> it's monday, the start of the workweek, and the day we get to check in with mac dreidel from ebaum'ss. >> viewers love plea. i get mess ages, we love the real or fake segment, so we give it to them. >> video number one. >> if that person is drunk, i believe this can possibly be true. and i do believe that person might be drunk. >> what makes it real is that last fall. isn't that gold right there? >> it's real and it's a muppet. >> real. >> five reals. >> just posted to the santa barbara police department, facebook page. it is real. >> here's the next one. >> you don't know the pit is there? >> he was thinking that that car was going to stop. >> is it possible that this was set up because of the reaction of the dude who is on the side of the car. he doesn't look back to see his buddy. he like bends over laughing. >> he's a guy. you see a guy fall over, what do you do? >> i don't think it looks suspicious. i'm going with real. >> real as well. >> maybe the guy in the red was concerned about the car that kept rolling and he didn't have more of a reaction to the guy. hi, guy. i'm going t

haight street you have whole foods on one side you have ameba on the other and right beside us is a mac donald's and we all have driveways coming and going the proposal is for a bulb out right in front of our our store and right in front of whole foods and buses backed up way behind it and nobody is going to be able to get out of out of the driveways for starters and cause congestion constantly stopping and going with exhaust and the lights -- if there's no bus there the lights themselves is going to cause congestion because there's going to be cars lined up just to get through the lights. it's un warranted and unneeded there's a nice bus stop right in front of mac donald's now right in front of our store with the bulb out that's going to create this unbelievable congestion not to mention what dave mentioned with our deliveries. we have a couple of hundred people a week come to sell us stuff we're like a trading post at amebia we buy and sell used product. they can't double park and they can't park because the parking spots are being taken away it's a disaster for us that's all i'm sayi

i said everything i have ever written i have written on a mac.called me to thank me for saying that and asked me if he could send me -- they were coming out with a new laptop. he said, let me send you this thing and just play around with it. and tell me what you think. the second time he called me, it was to invite me up to the bay area. to tour pixar. he wanted to know if i would be interested in writing a pixar movie. and the third time he called me was to ask for help with his commencement addresses. >> you helped him write that? >> honestly, i fixed a couple of typos. in the speech. >> i was there that day. >> are you kidding? >> yes, my sister was graduating that day. >> oh, wow. that's amazing. >> it was beautiful. >> i don't want to suggest for a moment that any of those thoughts were my thoughts. that was the brain of steve jobs and i helped him. put the music to it. >> howard a character is that to write? -- how hard a character is that too right? how hard is that to bring to life? how much pressure is that? i'm not putting any pressure