. >> greg: you're like an ugly macaulay culkin. >> know i was.t on macaulay culkin, that's how i looked. but with a lot of space between the teeth as well. >> greg: glad you got that terrific. >> and it actually. and thank god. [laughter] >> greg: joe you were obviously bullied as a child. >> of course. no one becomes a comedian because everything went well. [laughter] were not interested in that. [applause] i was. and bullying is a way people sort themselves out in school. you have the people on top bullied the people below them and they believe the people below them and i was very low -- i'm knocking over free will just, i did what i had to do. [laughter] but we had a bully in my neighborhood with a tear of the neighborhood and said one exit someone has to stand up to him and what i should have said was someone else should stand up to him. i got beaten for an entire afternoon pack will take lunch break and that -- and i'm still getting beaten. and you know it's bad when afterwards your friends, domestic and say is a man kathy kept getting back

you were like an ugly macaulay culkin. no. >> no, i was no, like, it was like, put a mullet on macaulay culkin. that's how i looked. yeah, but with a lot >> gth of between the teeth as well. >> yeah. glad you got that fixed. i didn't actually. they grew togethertually.. bull so you were obviously bullied as a child? e yeah. went >> i've got no one becomeswe a comedian because everything went well. i'm not interested in that. i watch. and bullying the waymselve people sort themselves out in school. you. yeah. the people on top bullin sc. you hay p people below them and they bully the people below them. >> and i was very lo wasw. i'm >> so yeah, i knocked over a few wheelchairs but we had a bully in my neighborhood was a terror of the neighborhood. and h i one day i said someone t has to stand up to him. and what i should have said was someone else. yeah, she said, until i got beaten for an entire afternoon, like people took lunch breaks, - kicked back, and i was still getting beaten. and, you know, it's bai'm stl gi afterwards

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they booked me, some guy you don't know, who looks like zach galifianakis banged macaulay culkin read- this is brutal. this is not even a car. this is a grass that they picked up for the stage. i am 36. i look 36 from the front. from the back, i could be 12. i am a pedophile's worst nightmare. know what i'm saying? i have caught 30 pedophiles since i've been in dc. i should be working for the police department, catching pedophiles. i could hang out in the playground and just wait. you know. just wait for some creep. hey, little boy, do you want to come with me in my van? i don't know, mister. i don't think that is a good idea. how about you come with me downtown? gotcha. gotcha. if you didn't laugh at that, you're a pedophile. table 4, we got you. you are on to catch a predator. we got you. he has the pedophile glasses. you get a good look? can i try those on for a second? you see this guy on the playground, get your kids. can i swear? all right. clean those if you want to catch those pedophiles. okay. there we go. you guys are like, this is a michael j fox ripoff here. we have so man

some guy you don't know who looked like zach galifianakis banged macaulay culkin. or as my girlfriend says, aaron paul banged harry potter. i'm tiny. can you guys even see me? this is ridiculous. can you see me at all? this is brutal. i make everything look huge. this isn't even real. this is just an ipad appear. this is just some grass they picked off the stage. i'm 36. i look 36 from the front. from the back i could be 12. i am a pedophile's worst nightmare. i have caught 30 pedophile since i've been in d.c. i should be working for the police department, catching pedophiles. my body is a -trap . just hang out in the playground, just wait. you know? just wait for some great, hey, little boy, want to come with me and my van? i don't know, i don't think that's a good idea, mister. maybe instead you i come with me downtown? gotcha. if you didn't laugh at that you are a pedophile. cnn, table 4, gotcha. this is all a setup, you are on to catch a predator, locked the door! this guy has the pedophile glasses on, too. look at this guy, right on the nose. you get a good lo

well, it’s no longer possible to film these people, they are no longer people; in hollywood, macaulay culkinm not because he regularly got into scandals and started fights, but because he became so addicted to drugs that it became visually noticeable to the audience. i don't have any agents anymore, you're not interested anymore , or yeah, i don't really like the pursuit of things like that. problems with the law for the popular actor of the 2000s, shai labeouf , began after the resounding success of the film transformers, then there was a series of scandalous antics, fights with police officers, fans, even spectators in the theater, but most importantly with colleagues on the set, they decided to get rid of such a toxic character . as a result, labeouf's career essentially ended 10 years ago, here is his last striking appearance on the red carpet, but hollywood actor tom cruise is disliked for his insincerity. the star of the mission impossible films is accused by fans of fake smiles in staged interviews in which every question is agreed upon. colleagues describe cruz as tyrannical a hyster