(gasps) macbeth! macbeth! macbetet beware macduff! beware the thane of fife! uh... jessie? mmm. did you feel that? sure did. i was right in the splash zone. ravi, are you sure it's a good idea to open up a strange box from a foreign country? that's how i ended up with my first wife. long story. ooh, it is an ancient ceremonial bell. oh, great. one more thing for me to dust. (gasps) and this is a gaja mukta. an elephant pearl. rumomod to have magicacapowers. like what? the possibilities are limitless. maybe it can even make your hair grow back. that's ridiculous. more ridiculous than joining the hair club for butlers? it's a professional networking organization! whatever you do, do not touch this. i am going to walk mrs. kipling, to h hp her pass those golf balls. come on, mrs. kipling. (mrs. kipling clicking) i finally got zuri tucked into bed. after prying her nails out of my neck. have you ever tried to tuck in a wolverine? what are you doing? rubbing a magic bell on my head to grow hair. duh! did you rub it on your back? 'cause i can see a small forest creeping up your neck.