. >> mahalo. >> mahalo. thank you very much. >> i've learned a lot this week.me with me isn't a lei or a hula doll or a case of ava. i'm taking home the knowledge that the united states has screwed up hawaii. hawaii was doing fine before we got there. we have trampled on their culture, taken away their food, and made them pay the price for it. truthfully, the way hawaiians see the world and their role in it should be a louder and more prominent part of our national conversation instead of buried under our mainland nonsense. even the fact we made hawaii a state puts them under threat of attack. hopefully the next time you visit, and you will visit, your eyes will be open to more than just the beaches and the sunshine and that time share you regret buying. while it would be easy just to say that hawaiians want our respect, the truth is many of them just want their land back. >>> waiting for official election results. mexico's next president says he will seek friendship and cooperation with the united states. what else he's promising. we'll have that story ahead.

in with the hawaiians so h thanking everyone by saying, 'honolulu.' [ laughter ] he meant to say, 'mahaloe ] honolulu so much. holulu to you, thank you. this one's from @thatssoregan. [ laughter ] not bad. ole says, "my sister packed her entire beanie babyction. her bag was strapped to the top of the car and came unzipped on the interstate. esanie babies were shooting out of the car at 70 mer hour pelting the cars behind us." [ laughter and applause ] "catch one, that's a rare one! laura!ds put your hack in the window! laura! we're not going on vacation again! why are you driving the car? you're too little to drive, oura! >> steve: "you're y child." >> jimmy: "i was risking your life!" >> steve: "she has a a corkscrew!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: last one is from @craiglefferts. he says, "on a road trip we pulled up to the canadian bo er crossing and the bord agent asked, 'do you have anything to declare?' d and said, 'yes, our love for you.' we were detained and questioned r two hours." [ laughter and applause ] that's what happened, it was funny! there you have it. those are our "tonight sh