this from the magazine founded by malcolm forbes. capitalism is evil, which means america is evil, which means all of you are evil. forbes has your number, terrible people. let's look at recent headlines. wake up, be woke, and lead the change. overcoming opposition. emelia taught me that my resistance to going woke is due to my fear of change and losing power and privilege and my bias and my prejudice. what a relief. i thought it was because i was allergic to [bleep]. sounds like when i talk to cat on a phone through prism plexiglass. transparent communication means sit quietly while i scream at you. here is another gem from forbes. the right wants to strip gaze of their hard-won human rights. raikes is so right. i didn't know that you jerks want gaze not to vote. have you no shame? i want voting to be more friendly, like having booths with glory holes. if you think i make too many juvenile jokes, may i remind you, i have several men on my staff. [laughter] now comes the latest piece in forbes to hate on evil capitalists. he details s