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probably stay here rest malloy because i love it here it's noisy no everybody is a nice place to live. you. know yourself sleep. a little or. no use. my. education. if you. can't. find. serious course for concern where young people link the island because we're aware of it that's what's going to have the population so it's come on the side because we know that if we don't have people staying here then the play of light is to somehow dissipate you and. so you believe we have a part of it that is more protected so why have you done to make sure that our current is protected in the future or what have you done to ensure that we will get us the wall right each of you have written letters that's right you have written to our president your fridge to our governor you've written to our state and local and national officials as well and that of course is one of the greatest forms of patriotism not only is patriotism love for your nation or love for your state but patriotism is also for your small island tangier. the seawall that we're looking to get in the future in the next few years is goin

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all these people-- [gunshot] - malloy, it doesn't heal people anymore. - yeah, i know. - aah! ♪ [typing] [bell dings] >> jon is back! >> hey, stubies! >> hey! >> baby. >> mmm. force [speaking in foreign language] >> how are you doing? >> mush, mushka! >> oh (bleep)! >> we have a huge problem. >> what? >> hey, no, i don't know is back. the middle east has changed him. he is not even acting american. get a defibrillator and two big macs. let's do this. >> okay. ah! >> hey, jon. >> clear! >> obamacare can suck pollen bee's (bleep). >> it is politically correct -- can't we say that word? >> open that thing. it locks. hear me, oh children of israel! >> ha, ha, ha! >> bicycle! >> ha, ha, ha! >> is that a heineken? >> oh, no. >> okay. okay. we need to fix this. >> hello. >> yes. we need you down here now. >> isolate him and i will be right there. >> thank you very much. i appreciate it. >> i will break this man and no matter what you hear, no matter what moans of agony you hear, do not open that door. >> i promise. >> oh, my god! >> now, that is it, i am going in. i am going in. >> g

nbc bay area's melissa malloy is on capitol hill with the latest. >> washington says we have to accept the train wreck, this nightmare. there's nothing we can do. >> the president's signature health care law under attack. senator ted cruz has controlled the senate floor. a freshman voicing his opposition to the affordable care act trying to delay a must pass spending bill. sure to lose a test vote on that legislation planned for later today, his colleagues helping out here and there. >> what kind of america leaves kids inheriting? >> if nothing else i think people today across this country know more about this law and its impact than they did a day ago. >> but cruise filling most of that time with his words from health care to bedtime stories with a potential government shutdown just five days away. some republicans here the mechanics of advancing the bill are being overshadowed by cruise. >> instead of focussing on what politically makes sense all the focus is on ted cruise. >> the white house, again, making the case for america's signing up for health care. >> they're going to be abl

my friend brian ling, manager of edward sharp, made the documentary along with the malloy brothers ands pretty cool. there was, we got stopped by the state troopers at one point in texas. >> jimmy: for what? >> i'm not sure. when you see like some random hobo trains going through in the middle of texas on their way to marpha, they stopped us. probably shenanigan thousands, you can arrest people for. but there weren't. and i was researching to play a police officer. and i thought i really knew how to talk to police offser offic. i had done two or three months of researchers. hey, guys, don't worry about it. they're almost about to arrest me. that would have been a good story. >> jimmy: the police did not buy your shenanigans. >> i almost didn't get on the train. nobody bought it. almost left in the desert. >> jimmy: what kind of police officer do you look like with your pants all sewn up. bad contact lenses. >> jimmy: this next roll you are a police officer as well. the movie is terrific. we'll talk about it when we come back. jake gyllenhaal is here. we'll be right back. [ male announc

connecticut governor dannel malloy says the problem could last as long as three weeks. >>> also rightow three astronauts settling into their new home on the international space station. one american, two russians arrived at the outpost earlier this morning. they join three astronauts already there. they will all live there for about six months and in november they're going to receive the olympic torch for the 2014 games in sochi, russia. the two russian cosmonauts will do a space walk with the torch once they get there. >>> we want to show you one of the dangers of conducting a television interview in public. an anti-nuclear protester started fighting with one of british prime minister gordon brown's former advisers. he's a former prime minister. his publisher grabbed the protester, moved him out of the way apparently. took a little more effort than just moving him, it looked like, and the interview was able to continue. >>> this morning a lesbian couple in maine have a former president's signature on their marriage license. according to the "washington post" former president george h

i know john malloy thinks we're going to go screaming through three percent like a hot knife through butter. i think we hit a wall at 3 percent and pull back down to 2.8 and consolidate and move back up through three. as we said an halftime, mel, i think we move through 15,000 in the dow. you get to that number and everybody gets out and takes profit. >> you say three is resistance? >> i say we're going to get through three but slightly, possibly not close above it more than a couple days and then, boom, pull back down because a lot of things will get triggered, a lot of knockouts will get triggered as we hit three. >> to your point you're talking about rates running into resistance so that is bullish for bonds. when you look at bond sentiment it's some of the worst we've seen in years. the last time there were this little amount of bulls was in the beginning of 2011. >> take a look at the stocks that historically have benefitted from rising rates we've seen recently, insurers, for instance, financials in general. karen, where would you go? >> that's not as interesting to me. banks a

. >> john malloy and ross gerber are here with us. ross, to you first. what do you think?e stock. do you like what you hear. >> i like what i hear. it's not anything unexpected due to the enormous rumor mill we've seen for apple but i think the real announcement comes later today in china. the iphone 5c was named the 5c to represent the phone for china. that's what it's all about. it's all about china. can i get to the 700 million china mobile subscribers? the 5s, i like the security upgrade with the fingerprint technology. i think it's great. it will enhance the ability for mobile payments as we move forward with technology. the nice thing about it is what they did with the cameras as well. we're a photo nation. we love taking pictures, sharing pictures and video and adding things like slow motion and making the flash better as well as in general making the overall camera way better with filters. it's a nice upgrade. in general, it's a hardware upgrade. it's really about china. that's what the new phones are all about. >> what about the lower cost iphone? i suspect that's

. >> dan malloy. >> that's incorrect. the question is still on the floor with three, two, one -- krystal. >> martin o'malley. >> that's correct. >> krystal? >> the u.k. >> correct. >> krystal? >> grenada. >> krystal, 1200. josh, 500. evan, 800. hillary clinton said this week which of the state's elected officials, quote, has just been entered into the guinness world book of records as the luckiest politician? josh. >> pat quinn. >> that's correct. that moves you into a tie with evan for second place. unfortunately, not enough to catch the once and still champion krystal ball. you are the winner of today's -- what are we calling it again? up against the clock. >> in fairness, i took that way too seriously. >> i love how excited krystal gets with the woo-woo. >> you got to play to win. >> josh, the winner of that gets an automatic invitation to "the cycle." as you and perry bacon jr. have proved over the last few weeks, we take those who come in first and dead last. >> i appreciate the pity in that. i'll take what i can get

connecticut governor's daniel malloy says that metro north trains may see partial electric service restoredearly as next week. it follows a massive power failure which disrupted service for 125,000 commuters. currently service between stanford, connecticut and grand central station in new york can only accommodate a third of its daily riders. con-ed says it could take three weeks to restore the service. the poor commuters. >>> "the wall street journal," mcdonald's is offering customers healthier food choices. i have -- well, okay. i'm nothing go to complain about everything, but i could, but i won't. you will be able to get a salad, fruit or a vegetable with a value meal instead of french fries for nor additional charge. mcdonald's will only promote milk, juice or water with happy meals. on its menu boards and ads, the changes will be on the menu early next year. that's a step in the right direction. >> better than burger king's healthier fries. >> satisfries. >> remember olestra? >> they need to take the toys out of the happy meals. >> toys out of happy meals if. >> that's what the gets go

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>> dan malloy. >> that is incorrect. you will be penalized 200 points t. still on the floor with 3, 2, 1 krystal. >> martin o'malley. >> that is correct. and an instant bonus question. double your 200 points the iowa democratic party announced its headline speaker for the fall fundraising dinner this week. who is he or she? no penalty for guessing, two seconds. >> cory booker. >> incorrect. schuk schumer. >> oh. >> 16 buttons, ready. moving on, two minutes left in the round. crystal 400. josh 200. evan 200. anybody's game. caroline kennedy testified this week to become ambassador to zwra japan, for 200 points, which country was her grandfather joseph p. kennedy the ambassador to? >> crystal. >> the u.k. >> the u.k. is correct. >> 200 points for the champion. final question of the 200 point round, facebook ceo mark zuckerberg visited capitol hill and pronounced himself legislation on which issue would crystal early, josh. >> immigration. >> 200 points for the challenger. now we move to the much an tis palted 300 point r0u7bd. this is where everything gets c

lori: john malloy, thanks so much for your insights. see you soon.m: still talking about technology the name taboola may not be familiar but a lot of big-name websites use the company's services to customize how you find video and articles on the web. jo ling kent with an exclusive look at the company's headquarters in manhattan. how do they cut through everything and keep us from throwing a conniption when we're online, jo ling? >> that is right. taboola is not a name you probably heard of. they create links to millions of websites you like, "huffington post", "daily mail" in europe we could go on and on. we have a fox business exclusive with the ceo. you have a big new product taboola is launching called taboola choice. tell us what it does. >> thank you very much for being here. taboola choice is a way for 300 million people and thousands of publishers to personalize the entire web. when you like something click on it and you don't like it. >> you click on things you like and not see things you don't like again. we have a top list of business and

i have asked governor malloy out of connecticut to cohost an education and workforce summit with me.also governor martinez in mexico will be hosting another summit. and in her state, other governors will be joining in this process as well from around the country. i will post the final summit in oklahoma city, and we will also dedicate a portion of our meetings to share and discuss the initiative and the results we have found. additionally we are going to provide each governor with state specific data and what will be called the return on investment as they invest in education as they work to realign education and the workforce itself and to be able to help produce the kind of workers and employers pay for their job. he will also produce case studies and in the governor's guide to highlight what is what we think is the best way to profile what works and what doesn't work. then we are going to kick off this to help them to be able to accelerate the work in their individual states have become models for other states to be able to emulate. these efforts will engage the business and gover

. >> i'm pat malloy. the senate banking committee. i want to talk about the bit issue that came up here. explain some of the concern and ask steve whether it is a realistic concern. we have run around $3 trillion worth of trade deficit with china since they joined the wto. they have about 3.4 trillion worth of corn currency reserves. much of the investment coming to the united states from china is from the state-owned party controlled enterprises. so that's why some in the congress have a concern because traditionally we have not wanted our own government. only chunk of our economy. is there -- legitimate concern to be worried that the chinese state-owned enterprise party control would own chunk of the economy. the chinese have so much in way of foreign currency reserve. that could be a good chunk of our economy over time. >> steve, and david i would like you to comment. especially will -- your background. >> my rue is those concerns are afoil for our inability to accept our own responsibility for unpress kented shortfall of national