hawaiian chocolate malted ganache. i'm sure the president, you know, from hawaii and vanilla ice cream and tangerines. tangerines are very good right now. >> stephen: oh, yes, they were very good last night! thank you,ship, for that installment of your award winning segment "reading a menu." (laughter) nation, no one, no one, no one on television in the news has more in-depth coverage of white house food than shep smith. why, you ask? the answer? because shep. >> kitty cat, meow, a thousand dollars. snooki's pregnant. >> stephen: folks, last night-- last night was not his only dramatic interpretation of a white house menu. he had been covering the presidential pantry for some time now. in fact, on the day of the state of the union he was invited to the white house for lunch and was the only one with the courage to ask the tough question "are you gonna finish that roll?" >> there is no better food on planet earth than what comes out of that white house kitchen. here is the menu. they had winter lettuces with shaved vege