tonight -- mandy moore. john quinones. and music from atomic tom.letones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, don't move! here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. thank you for clapping. thank you for watching. is everyone here -- everyone -- are you ready to laugh harder than you've ever laughed in your entire life? [ cheers and applause ] well, you've come to the wrong place. hey, you know, halloween is on sunday, so make sure you have plenty of cigarettes for the kids. this year -- i'm not giving out candy this year. i'm giving out windex. if the kids don't like it and throw it back at my house, clean windows. some parents -- i think some parents ruin halloween for their kids by not letting them get candy. i think it's a mistake. in fact the way the economy is headed, it might not president a bad idea for kids to get as much practice begging for food as they can. i -- i'm not a big halloween guy. i usually don't like to dress up. but this year i'm making an exception. this year, i'm going as a larg

. >> jimmy: tonight, mandy moore, john quinones, music from youtube subway sensation atomic tom, andnnecessary censorship." "jimmy kimmel live" is next. david harmer wrote an education plan titled "abolish the public schools." he even called our schools "insidious" and "socialism." as families struggle to raise their kids, to provide a good education, harmer bragged, "we can design a plan to dismantle them." david harmer is just too radical. we need jerry mcnerney. protecting local schools from devastating cuts. endorsed for his "independence" by the contra costa times, stockton record, and our local teachers. i'm jerry mcnerney, and i approved this message. meet the real meg whitman: serving on the board of goldman

tomorrow, william shatner, hilary duff, and music from a perfect circle, and then thursday mandy mooresic from youtube sensation atomic tom. they played in the subway car. and they'll be here thursday night. whether he is uncling the olsen twins or playing bongos with the beach boys, our first guest is always up to something big. you can see him now on the show "glee" tuesday nights on fox. please say hello to john stamos. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, it's -- how are you doing? it's good to see you. >> good to see you, jim. >> jimmy: can i just say this? >> don't say it. >> jimmy: you are a diabolical genius and i'm going to tell you why. >> okay. >> jimmy: you're aware of this. i'm going to tell everyone else why. because as if you haven't already inserted yourself enough into the psyche of the women of america by hitting them with the "actual house," you get in there, now you're on "glee" to induct a new generation into your black magic. >> i missed out on the gay population. >> jimmy: i don't think you missed them. >> no? >> jimmy: i think you got everyone. but this is un

tomorrow night on the show, mandy moore will be here tomorrow night, john quinones will be here and we'll youtube sensation atomic tom, so, please join us then. during his long and distinguished career in television, our first guest tonight has played a kirk, a crane, a hooker and occasionally himself. his new show is called "bleep my dad says." it airs thursdays nights on cbs. please say hello to william shatner. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: great to see you. >> so good to see you, so good to be here. how are you? >>. >> jimmy: doing well. congratulations. i know your show just got picked up for a full season. i read that on your twitter. >> well, there are hurdles in a show business, you know, you make a pilot, you got to sell it, you sell it, you have to get popular, you're popular, you go 13, then you go another nine, i guess, and then you go, then you get the nine, you think, well, what about next season? so, that was another hurdle. >> jimmy: and you cleared it. >> one. >> jimmy: do you tweet yourself? >> do i tweet myself? >> jimmy: are you the -- >> no, i know what i'm going

later this week, we'll be joined by william shatner, mandy moore, john quinones, hilary duff, and musicand a band who has become a sensation on youtube for a video they made in a subway train, you may have seen then, atomic tom with their first-ever performance on something called "television." our first guest speaks directly to our hearts while looking directly into our commodes. watch him every day and you'll live forever, just like oprah, please welcome dr. mehmet oz. [ applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> how are your testicles doing? >> jimmy: they're fine. how's your colon? >> much better. >> jimmy: now that we've got the pleasantries out of the way. congratulations. since the last time you were here, you won best day time talk show host at the emmys. [ applause ] >> it was fun. >> jimmy: but you did not show up for the ceremony? >> all my friends think i'm arrogant. the reality, it was my wedding anniversary night. 25th wedding anniversary. my wife had long ago planned on taking us to italy. the emmy, what do they do, they put the event right on the same day so i had no choice. >