then call the mansplaining hotline. man: actuallyyin "star wars: episode vii," rey is a textbook mary sue. there's no way she'd be able to use a lightsaber like that. tell me more. i don't know anything. our uninformed girls are waiting for you to explain simple concepts in a super-condescending way. man: actually your vote means nothing. there's no word i like more than "actually." [sighs] announcer: sports... man: statistically football coaches should actually almost always go for that fourth down. whoa, slow down, s`ud. girls don't know about sports. shh. announcer: men's rights... man: feminism is a hate group. it's the modern nazi party. and try our white knight feature. [second line beeps] second man: how 'bout you leave her alone, you misogynist? sorry about him.please don't think all guys are like that. i know they're not. you're one of the good ones. [man grunts] actually... actually... actually... [man grunts] actually, we're waiting for your call. tell us what we're doing wrong on the mansplaining hotline. ma