tonight, former first lady michelle obama, lin-manuel miranda, and "this week in unnecessary censorship." and now, what do you know, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ how you doing? thank you very much. thanks, everyone. hi, there. that's very nice. thank you, cleto. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. relax, relax, relax. please. thank you for being patted down to be here tonight. oh, you are -- you picked a good night to show up. we have quite a program tonight. lin-manuel miranda and michelle obama are here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] you remember mrs. obama from when we had a united states? our former first lady is here to share stories from her new autobiography, "becoming," as in, "what the hell is this country becoming?" we'll get into all that in a bit, and of course as we do for any double vip-type situation, we beefed up security for the first lady's visit. in fact, we got the beefiest security we could find. how's it going? that's right, boss. good. [ cheers and applause ] how does it look out there? are