maria bamford. can watch "girls" on hbo sunday nights, and don't forget maria bamford at the lobero theater on march 1. santa barbara. i'm at largo on monday. i'll be here tomorrow for my sad goodbye. all right. it's "comics unleashed" with your host byron allen. and now the undisputed heavy weight champion, byron allen! >>> all right. welcome to "comics unleashed"! [ cheers and applause ] say hello to my man. [ cheers and applause ] some very funny people here >> right now i'm celebrating. i just became an american citizen. >> congratulations. >> thank you so much. it was so cool. after i was sworn in the judge said congratulations. what are you going to do now? i'm like i'm going to be the next governor of california. >> your parents come as well? >> my parents are back home. they are both medical doctors. it is not a big deal to be a doctor in turkey. >> wedding anniversary? >> she is trying to kill me because i don't go into the ocean. the last salt water i swam in involved an amniotic sac. did