[ laughter ] i mean, we all know every friend group has a carrie, a miranda, a charlotte, and a roger who looks like mary' coked up ex-boyfriend [ laughter ] that, of course, is roger stone, a long-time associate of president trump in his actual outfit from the inauguration and on friday stone opened his magic umbrella and teleported himself to jail. >> roger stone, the self-proclaimed dirty trickster and long-time associate of president donald trump and ally was found guilty in federal court of witness tampering and lying to congress about his pursuit of rand e-mails damaging to hillary clinton's 2016 election bid. >> man, who could have guessed this guy was a criminal? [ laughter ] i mean, he looks like a character from the 1960s adam west "batman." [ applause ] when they closed the door of his jail cell, it'll go, "wham, clank, pow!" stone is now at least the sixth trump associate who's been convicted of or pled guilty to a crime. and i'm not even including trump's current lawyer rudy guiliani who we found out friday is under investigation for his links to ukrainian energy projects. they're two of rud