marie roda: yes. when i was originally approached with this idea from the powers that be, they were like, listen. we want you to bring the smartest, funniest, most awesome television personality you can find. mm-hmm. and i called her, and she wasn't available. so that's why i reached out to you. who drafted my invite? this was like a u up text, like, last minute. now marie, i've filmed a lot of great episodes of "1st look" in the past. but the one we're about to watch is an oscar wiener. before today, if you asked me to name an extraordinary ability, eating would not be it. you have a lot of experience with wieners. do you-- have you ever put a condiment on a wiener that you've consumed? of course. everybody's good at something. for me, it was eating hot dogs with buns soaked in warm crystal light. i don't know. one of the methods to eating hot dogs is you soak your buns in a liquid. if you were in a hot dog eating contest, what would the liquid of-- would you soak yours in wine? like, what would you