[laughter] and also this one: georgia gop chairwoman sue everhart, who recently told the marietta daily journal that, quote, "lord, i'm going to get in trouble over this, but it is not natural for two women or two men to be married. if it was natural, they would have the equipment to have a sexual relationship." [laughter] [audience boos] no, it's true. it's true: two men and two women don't have the equipment to have sex. i've seen videos on the internet where they try for hours and hours, but they just end up all sweaty and exhausted. [laughter] it's sad. sad. [ laughter ] so if they can't have a sexual relationship, what's it really all about? everhart knows it's not about marriage. it's not about gay rights. it's not even about gay people. this is about heterosexual fraud. she says, "you may be as straight as an arrow, and you may have a friend that is as straight as an arrow. say you had a great job with the government where you had this wonderful health plan. i mean, what would prohibit you from saying that you're gay, and y'all get married and still live as separate, but you get all the

sue everhart told the "marietta daily journal," say you had a great job with the government where youad this wonderful health plan. what would prohibit you from saying that you're gay and y'all get married and still live as separates and still get the benefits? i just see so much abuse in this, it's unreal. >> multiple reports that caroline kennedy will be the next u.s. ambassador to japan. she supported president obama early announcing his endorsement when the contest between obama and hillary clinton was tight. >> new jersey's governor chris christie has signed a bill banning kids under 17 from tanning booths. the bill came about when the tanning mom was arrested for bringing her young daughter to a tanning bed. >> white house spokesman felt he had to defend the president and joked "he didn't have time the practice, the guy's busy." and a column is already sparking a lot of debate. it was written by a woman who got married at 23. and she makes the case for marrying young. other columnists are picking up the thread. we're already getting some great comments. douglas k points out toda