good thing you have that videotape of him and marisa tomei. - i don't. i made it up. - hey, who's that? - hello, i'm abraham lincoln, president of the united states. - yes, and i'm jefferson davis, president of the confederacy. - boy, this just keeps getting weirder, doesn't it? - what the hell are you guys doing? - hey, general, he's reenacting jefferson davis. you can't talk that way to a superior officer. - men, i want you all to know that as president of the confederacy, i'm hereby surrendering. - what? - well, as abraham lincoln, i accept your surrender and agree to your conditions. you and all the confederates will have all the s'more schnapps you can drink for a year. all: whoa. - a whole year? - all right! well, i think we got what we wanted. - that's it? i-i don't have to sign this thing? - hey, come on, we should take a tour of the smithsonian before we head back. - no! we still have to fight! - lincoln and davis signed a treaty, general. the war is over. - no! - it's finally over cartman. you lost! - yeah, and now you can take that stupid bear

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