beat me with a broom or tortillo, or whatever, i am from the old school, i am not like those, mark anthony thomas, come here, you just burned down the house, you are grounded for two weeks. a damn wrestler, she was like -- [applause] ha, ha. damn that joke hurt. as a kid growing up, we never had a swimming pool, we just had that damn sprinkler where we were like -- cool, not the only one with a sprinkler. that' s cool. and i love my dad, but i am about to deport that fool, you don' t understand, because his english is getting worser and worser. and he called, manny, i need you to do me a flavorer, ok, take me to mcdanleds, and i burgerer to leave. and i am married now, but you know what? marriage should be like a baseball contract, after three years, let' s renegotiate. yes, because my wife changed. she got her citizenship and she changed. and when she gets mad at me, she' s like chris rock, good lord, i am sick and tired, tired, tired. you ain' t got no manners or respect, get your booty out of my house. and i am tired of the twitter thing, it' s the new crack, it' s like ridiculous. and i got s