marshall, it's me! barney! as only the second biggest surprise of the day. wow, this is just very sudden. sure, i can get you an answer by tomorrow. okay. thanks. (sighs softly) ted, something big has just happened, and you're the most sensible person i know. i need to talk to you right now. you know what? it can wait. no, go ahead. i'm listening. okay, well the executive producer from wnkw happen

marshall: i'll show them. my body can outrun any motorized vehicle.at the steam engine. all i need is a great folk song. (country folk song intro plays) ♪ gather round, ye children ♪ ♪ to hear the tale so sweet ♪ ♪ of a man who dared to race machines ♪ ♪ with nothing but his feet ♪ suck it, grand-butt! ♪ marshall ♪ ♪ versus the machines ♪ ♪ hyah! ♪ ooh, taxi! excuse me, i got a thing. (whispers) maury... maury... (man speaking unintelligibly over speakers) track maintenance? (man speaks unintelligibly) 20-minute delay? how do you do that? i grew up here; i speak conductor. damn it! damn it! (suspenseful orchestral music playing) narrator: kids, i also needed a win that day. (mellow music plays) a couple nights earlier, your uncle marshall had offhandedly mentioned a web site called... grademyteacher.net? it's this awesome site where students can go say what they really think about their professors. hey, you're probably on there. i just had to see what my students had written about me. and it was...

i'm gonna stop you right here, marshall.white kid "lebron," and he's the one getting stuffed in the basketball hoop. then i'm also crossing off um, "shaquille"... mm-hmm. "hakeem," and "dikembe." hey, what about "rob"? "rob"? no. why not? hey, rob. what are you gonna make? a turkey? honka, honka! (gasps) not "rob." okay, um, how about "ryan"? ted: ooh. (all screaming) not "ryan." "johnny?" hey, where's the goldfish? (gasps) not "johnny." or "gil." (whimpers) "jeremy." (music playing) jeremy, no! definitely not "jeremy." his stuff was so derivative. well, i mean geez, lily. well, whatever you do, do not name your baby "becky," right? why? what? what? becky. my new co-anchor? don't you guys ever watch the show? oh, honey, i really try. our dvr won't recognize it as a television program. mm-hmm. i watched. robin insisted i confirm how "awful" becky is so last night i checked it out. peace talks in the region have been described as, "productive." becky? (in baby voice): last night, in staten island a taco cart owner was robbed a

i said, it takes joe marshal to bring democrats and republicans together. here she is. >> thank you very much, joe. ordinarily i wouldn't mind hearing joe marshal say some nice things that are on this piece of paper but the fact is we've come to hear from all of you. it's an honor to be here at the omega boy's club. it started right about the time i went to congress, about 26 years ago, over 25 years ago. joe marshal is way up there on mount olympus, one of the gods, one of the real people who does the most important work, help young people reach their aspirations, their fulfillment to reduce the violence in the communities in which they live. so joe marshal, thank you for your on-going and well recognized nationally and locally and every way globally, really, for the effectiveness of your leadership. thank you, joe marshal, for your hospitality and for your friendship and most of all for your leadership for america's children. just a few weeks ago and actually one week ago, the president took his and all of us who are engaged in any aspect of public life t

dibs on marshall as my lawyer! damn it. (laughs) where is marshall anyway?hall and aunt lily had recently decided to take a swing at starting a family. tonight was their first at-bat. okay, uh i'm almost ready to leave. let's just go through the checklist. candles? check. music to set the mood? (romantic music plays) check. music for when we're actually doing it? (banjo music plays) check. you know what? to hell with your dibs. i'm going over there right now and talking to her. oh, yeah, yeah? be my guest. fall in love with her. get married. just know this: when i step up to make my toast as your best man... actually, marshall would probably be... as your best man... ladies and gentlemen... i... had dibs. no! what? tell me this isn't true. i-i had implied dibs. oh! you know you've humiliated me! i had no idea. you have to know that. shh, shh. you're the victim here. we both are. let's get out of here. or, you know, we could just do it right here. we could just do it right here. (bride gasps, both moaning) fine. have at it. exercise your dibs. she's got her s

>> as you all know, the german marshall fund vehicle very kind to provide us with this -- has been very kind to provided us with this opportunity to have four of their european experts in bicycle planning, bicycle implementation and bicycle programs and they are experts on all aspects of the bicycle. and here in san francisco, you know, we are at this point trying to after a hiatus of three years because of court-ordered injunctions trying to implement our bike plan. so we all a collective goal, i believe, to increase the environmental and nick sustainability of the world around us that we participate in and especially in san francisco, but we do have a special responsibility because this place provides us with the opportunity that most other places don't. the geometry and geography of san francisco is up that it is easier for us being in a city of short trips to veil ourselves to other alternatives to the car. so when we want to reclaim the street and the public right-of-way and the public realm for people and basic human needs of access to the humanities that urban environments provid

oh, thank you, marshall. i love it!ook some naked pictures of myself before i wrapped it. put a bow on it. there wasn't a bow on it. wrong "it." thank you, honey. i'm going to get some great shots of our little group with this. (both groaning) now, kids, you've seen your aunt lily's photo albums: leather-bound, acid-free paper, adorable handwritten captions. and most importantly the group shot. cute photo, right, kids? but what you don't see is what happened ten seconds before this picture was taken. okay, i want to get the perfect group shot. marshall, sit between robin and barney. why? oh, you know, uh, light, color, balance, aperture... you're just saying camera words. wait-- you don't want barney and me to look like a couple in this picture, do you? of course i don't! you two aren't going to last! i'm going for timeless here. how dare you? that is so rude! it's true. totally true-- we're running on fumes here, but still rude. we hated lily's group shots. okay, maybe i get a little bossy but i just want to remember t

chief fire marshal for the fire department. this is -- and i want to thank director hui's staff and kirk with the technical service. they've reached out to us on this. this is one of the best bargains that a designer can have. it helps expedite the process really quickly. it's not just for code interpretations. most of the time it has to do with alternate methods. the designer either chooses not to or can't meet the prescriptive requirements of the code. so, this is what puts everybody together into one room and it is usually a higher level. we usually have our supervisors with the fire protection engineer in most of these meetings because it's usually really technical. i think what the main issue is on this, we charge the pre-addendum meetings just like a pre-application meeting because, in effect, that's what they are. and if the -- following the pre-application meeting, if the plans went through exactly as they had been planned from the beginning, there would not be a need for a pre-addendum meeting. what happens is changes

don't do that in front of a hostile fan. >> marshall henderson, not marshall mathers. >> a great storyn who could latch on to someone. there's been so many stories of players not playing for four years, this is someone you can sit around the water cooler with, talk about the things he will be doing in the fame coming up. unfortunately he is going up against a wisconsin team that thrives on this kind of player, a guy who is loosey-goosey and not set in stone, so could be here my wrong or a nice upset. >> well, it's one of those. been that would be my guess. i do know people will get a kick out of him. it was an amazing time. when you see a time like that knock off missouri and florida. that's the first time they cut down nets in 32 years. >> a great accomplishment for them and something that, looking at the tournament, the history of the tournament you look at a team like ole miss or louisville, who has gotten on a strong path as they head into the tournament. those are the teams you look at to make upsets. and as the number one seed no one is playing better than louisville. they had an

a lot of people have come out against it including flight attendants, pilots, air marshalls and some tsa screeners. the boss of the tsa was called to capitol hill today to answer for it. tom costello covers aviation for us. he's with us tonight from reagan national and one of the tsa checkpoints. tom, good evening. >> reporter: hi, brian. good evening. the tsa says it confiscates 2,000 small pocket knives like this every single day. it says it delays checkpoints, takes up time. it says they should be more stridently, more intently looking for explosives. many people say there shouldn't be a trade-off. on capitol hill today unions representing air marshalls, airline employees and flight attendants demanded the tsa drop its plan to allow small knives on board commercial flights. >> a knife like this is a weapon and it doesn't belong on an airplane. >> reporter: the unions claim to represent 90,000 flight attendants but the tsa chief conceded to lawmakers he never consulted with any flight attendants before changing the knife rule. >> i could have done a better job of bringing them in e

marshal? >> dr. bill marshal. i have been on the commission eight years. 8, and my office is in the bay view, and i am the executive board. >> commissioner kinsly? >> i have been on the police commission for about two and a half years and i have lived in the city 20, 25 years. i would like to thank the captain tonight as well as the st. vincent paul school for hosting us and all of you in the community for turning out tonight, as smf the fellow commissioners stated, this is a highlight for us to be able to come out and talk to you. and mostly, listen to what you have to say to us. my day job is as a mediator and i worked as a business lawyer for a few years and mediate the points and i have also served on and impart of the board of the executive committee of the law center to present the gun violence and i have been working on the gun violence prevention issues in the last 20 years, i raised my son in the city and my heart is in san francisco. and so thank you again for being here tonight. >> thank you. >> commissioner loftus? >> i love to get to hear the

that mystery began when marshall and i first moved in together. ted! got our first mail delivery! we are popular. we've got a golf magazine for... marissa heller we've got a wicker furniture catalog, also for marissa heller, and... a coupon for a bird store... addressed to marissa heller or-- stay with me-- "current occupant." that's us! we've got mail! fantastic! marissa heller? she must be the woman who lived here before us. well, i guess i'll forward this along like i've been forwarding... oh, just open it. okay. it's an invitation to jefferson van smoot's annual spring social this saturday night... in the penthouse apartment of the alberta! you guys... that's the most beautiful building in manhattan! we-we got to go to this party. that depends-- does it say anything on that invitation about robots battling wrestlers for intergalactic supremacy? no, but it says open bar. revised agenda for saturday night: free booze at marissa heller's party, then robots vs. wrestlers. one of us just needs to pretend to be marissa heller. (chuckles) guys, i'm flatte

samantha summers, a reporter with the "springfield news sun" in ohio and her colleague marshall corby is a photographer and videographer, and the two are assigned to cover the implosion story. >> it was to be cut and dry and show up and know what to expect. >> it is kind of like a christmas present for us, to get there to shoot something like that. >> and it was about 25 people, and 25 to 30 people assembled and mostly media, tv, and newspapers. >> everyone is a few hundred feet from where the tow ser supposed to fall, including the children seen here. >> the demolition company tours the country to do large-scale demolitions with the children in tow. >> they didn't want to see them in front, because they wanted to see the tower fall. they started counting. >> two one -- >> then you hear a poof, poof. then they are standing there looking at it. there is a pause as you are waiting for the next round of charges. >> then you hear the poof, poof. >> and then you start to see it teeter, and the next thing you hear somebody yell, it is going to wrong way. >> wrong way! >> then it started to

he went so far as to totally mischaracterized the memo from general marshall. if you decide to go forward with this scheme, you can do it without interfering with my plans any time after may 1st of the year. white told the various players who were involved in currency discussions that marshall had himself ordered the place to be delivered to the soviet. we did give them the place. the soviets printed up 78 alien occupation marks, which were cashed in as a fixed exchange rate established by harry dexter white and then ultimately cost the u.s. taxpayer in current dollars summer between four and $6.5 billion. do i have time -- i have been warned i've gone over my time. i'm going to hang around and i'm happy to answer my question. [applause] [inaudible conversations] >> next, bob madison, author of "walking with washington" takes us on a tour of several alexandria, virginia locations important to george washington. >> by retired about 15 years ago and was looking for things to do. the alexandria archaeologists were looking for somebody to develop a walking tour of

then today the air marshals slammed the decision. nbc's pete williams in our d.c. newsroom with more on this tonight. pete? >> reporter: brian, some family members of people killed on 911 are saying they don't like the idea in addition to the federal air marshals. the tsa announced yesterday that starting april 25th, airline passengers can carry on knives that have folding blades up to about 2 1/3 inches long. slightly more than the height of a dollar bill. knives with longer or locking blades will still be banned. so will box cutters and razor blades. a representative for the nation's federal air marshals who are responsible for in-flight security describes them as being, quote, very upset and says the decision puts them at greater risk. relatives of some of the 9/11 victims say a pocketknife can be just as dangerous as a box cutter and a group representing flight attendants say they plan to stage demonstrations when the plan kicks in next month, hoping to get it rolled back. but some security consultants call this a welcome change. they say it frees up screeners

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tom harvey, fire marshal. i think it's overcomplicating the issue a little. when almost every small project and anything that's coming over the counter, even if it's a medium size project does not have pre-application meetings. these are for 40 unit residential buildings. everything is just a high-rise. those are the interpretations and different kinds of methods we're looking at, whether to measure the height of the building. maybe [speaker not understood]. when code comes back from the field, i would go higher than 95%. 99.9% of the time there is never a disagreement about whether this is required or not. it's usually a field change that occurs, and now someone sees something different in the field and then that's what comes back. so, i don't want to oversimplify it, but as far as once the decision is made on the code requirement and occasionally a plan reviewer will miss something. there may be a room that didn't show a sprinkler head. it's something simple like that. we say, you need a sprinkler head. we don't look at that as a disagreement with the code

marshall eriksen does not fire people, period.you to know, we are making good progress on this new project. (phone rings) oh, you gentlemen keep talking i will answer that. marshall eriksen's office. yeah, i can get that for you. just a second. uh... bank.

you're a former air marshal.ou think about people being able to -- so what if the blade can't lock. how concerned are you about having those devices on the plane? >> as a former air marshal, i'm not concerned. i'm sure the air marshals will perform their jobs and tsa will do what they need to do preventing folks to get on the aircraft. i think what the concern are the bad guys through the cracks. with different filters and intelligence and reports that we get back, that they get back, i think they have a good grip on things. there's no real concern. >> nice to see you. thank you for both of you. >>> did the miami heat do it again last night? lebron james and nba's hottest team went for their 25th straight win against the detroit pistons. highlights and the latest from march madness. that's next in sports. can acne cleansers be tough on breakouts and be good for your face? [ female announcer ] now there's new neutrogena® naturals acne cleanser. acne medicine from the wintergreen leaf treats breakouts. no parabens

marshalls. they have command units, the marshalls do based in front of it also.clear what the operation is about. we're expected to hear from oakland police department, police spokesmen in a few minutes as well as u.s. marshalls. i also spoke with a member close to the investigation. he tells me to check back with him in maybe an hour or so which makes me believe maybe the operation is close to being over. we'll have all the information coming up live on morning's on 2. >> time is 6:35. a san jose senior known as the magician that went missing last month was found stabbed to death at his apartment which had apparently been searched weeks ago. family members found stanley jacobson's body yesterday. he was reporting missing on february 18th. several people went into his apartment after he was reported disappeared but no one found him. friends say jacobson was known for his magic tricks. police arrested his girlfriend known as regina butler in this case. >> another fatal stabbing in san jose, wednesday 's homicide in the area was not gang related. he had been stabbe

what about the federal air marshals on the planes, too. let me tell you something, ashleigh, if something happens in the back of the plane, the fams, their job is to protect the cockpit at all costs. >> listen -- >> let me finish. let me tell you, if something goes on in the back, they are not going to be able to take care of that. look, after i was in law enforcement, i was hired by delta airlines to start up an abusive passenger program before 9/11, and my job back then, i was trying to get the knives off the planes before 9/11. and after 9/11 happened, i thought it was good that they did not allow. why bring it back on, there's no need. >> notwithstanding that knives can hurt someone, i think we all agree with that. i walk new york city streets every day and i take that risk, but can a little knife to the throat of a passenger or flight attendant, which is horrible, can it kill the rest of the passengers and that's what the tsa is saying. their job is not to protect each and every one of us like on the streets of new york, it's to save

marshal? >> inspector, you know, any organization is only good as the character and integrity of the people that are in it. it is, you know you don't have good people and i good organization and what i tried to teach the young people that i work with is all about care and integrity. what i am afraid of is that they will grow up and change. go on to wall street and holding up the store. that is why we are in the mess that we are in. thank you for never changing. i'm assuming that you got that instilled in you and you did not forget. now on behalf of not only the department and the occ and the commission, thank you for representing, you know, what i tried to teach my young people, we need a lot for them to see that adults that are actually that way. >> thank you, commissioner. >> director hicks. >> thank you, thank you president mazzucco, and members of the commission. well, as i was saying to charles this evening, this is the third part of the triad recognizing chief investigator gallman for hi

we were able to marshall a level of social consensus and marshall a level of resources on the front end ourselves we wouldn't forget about it on the back end again. there's something fundamental and deep about the way a nation goes to war and its kind of politics when it's going into a war and when it's coming out that is being revealed here, i think. what we are able to marshall in the frenzy of the nation getting together to go to war is -- it looks very different on the other side of that war no matter how committed individuals are or citizens are, which i think they are. politicians are committed. i think citizens are committed to this, right? >> the feeling is real. >> it's not faked. but it is a very different thing on the front end than back end. >> in terms of veterans' political power, they know when you talk to veterans' groups, they realize lip service i say it sounds cynical, the emotional appeal they can engender, the way they can get people to feel about their service, the fact we marketed in commercials to make people feel good about homecomings and all these things when

marshall aboard every single domestic flight in america?ourse not. >> how do you know they are going to shoot them dead if they are not an board? >> look at it from the tsas point of view. there's a threat of bombs. al qaeda knows they are not going to take a plane with a knife now. >> why? why? explain -- you don't explain to me why. why is the threat less now? i have seen stewardesses going into the cockpit. why can't you use one of these knives, i have one here, or one of these baseball bats or a golf club that you won't allow. in your case, machetes, you want to have on board. i could use a machete to threaten a stewardess. why are you so confident it's not going to happen? >> because the level of security is night and day from before 9/11 to today. i'm telling you, hijacking with blades is not going to happen. there is zero possibility of that. it is bombs. it's difficult enough to find the bomb parts. that's why administrators are after this so hard and willing to take the flak. he knows the officers have a limit number of moments in

as an air marshal, we're focused on watching people. behavior and activity.u have to probably sit with someone who is going to play a pocket knife, clean their fingernails, cut paper. that will cause a distraction. >> you think mr. pistole will resin his decision? >> the rest of law enforcement community throughout america. no one wants to ride on an airplane and know that the person in the seat next to you will have a pocket knife. i hope congress will put the needed pressure to hip so he can make a change in his decision. >> i know the bill introduced already. we'll see what happens. thank you for being with us this morning. >> thank you so much for having me. >> the talkback question of the day. should the tsa walk back its policy on knifes. facebo facebook.com/carolcnn. or tweet me @carolcnn. we're back in a minute. looking for a litter with natural ingredients that helps neutralize odors. discover tidy cats pure nature. uniquely formulated with cedar, pine, and corn. all stations come over to mithis is for real this time. step seven point two one two. ve

. >> this was the grand marshal. san francisco's mayor served as grand marshal in cork, ireland.k is a city city to san francisco. the friendship comes from creative and assault central synergies. >> here is a sign of the festivities. the chicago river dyed green. this man is dressed as leprechaun and helped entertain the crowd. this is the 51st year for the tradition. >>> here at home. dublin's little celebration continues. the shamrock five k, fun run and walk. and the map along the busiest streets. the run starts and end at the dublin civic center and the st. patrick's day festival starts at 5:00. >> if you are heading out to dublin, we will turn to rosemary and see how we are looking today. >> nice day today. chill in the air. knots much low cloud deck and not as much fog. i am not seeing dense patchy fog. the sun is on its way, you can see the golden hue and the official sunrise is at 7:17. 718 al, we pending on where you are at. little bit of haze and air quality is trued to moderate for the st. patty's day. >> we have a clearing over head and allowed to with exit the area.

he happens to be our own german marshall fellow. honorable davis chiu. [applause] >> good morning. it is a real pleasure for me to be here for a number of reasons. first of all, a couple of years ago i was honored to be part of a group of american policy folks that was invited under the german marshall foundation to go to europe and to meet with policymakers in brussels and other points in europe to share ideas that we had from the united states. and it was a remarkably fruitful exchange and i think many of us that went on that trip brought back ideas to the united states that we are trying to legislate here locally. i'm also excited to see all of you here in part because some of you know, i'm one member of the board that doesn't have a car, that rides my bicycle many days of the week -- [applause] >> and like all of you, i think we are remarkably excited about the fact that the bike plan is moving forward, the fact that today is the start of the trial on market street, the fact that we are really moving our city's biking agenda forward. and i think with those of our friends from e

the air marshals took a hit in the sequester.ng any incidence of danger on a plane? it makes no sense,e, other than what is definitely going to happen is you're going to have longer security lines. and by the way, who has a 2.36-inch ruler? >> that's a great point. i've been in eight cities in the last three weeks working on assignment. what are you going to do? break out over night, say, 2.4 inches, 2.5 inches? the lines are already too long. you know, what's going to happen here? >> well, i assume the first thing they'll have to do is have a government contract to build us a 2.36-inch ruler. i'm reminded of the $800 toilet seats. first of all, they aren't even able to measure them right now. and this is so misguided and so nonsensical, it's almost like they're adding fuel stto the sequester fire. they predicted huge lines in security. well, this is one way to get them. >> more good news from the world of air travel. mary schiavo, thank you for joining us. >>> all right, 1565 on the s&p 500. we are less than five points away. th

and i'm marshall barney's wingman. thank you for your time. fine.ot and kind of hot while giggles works the camera. i ride! so, get this: last night, i was watching tv, and it turns out some random satellite channel picks up a certain local chicago newscast. announcer: and now the 11:00 news with don frank. boo! oh, man, it's bad enough to have to go through a horrible breakup but then have that person pop up on your tv? are you okay? well, i'll admit, at first i felt a little weird. but after the initial shock, i realized something: i've moved on. finished with that. (sighs) it was a peaceful moment of closure. that's great. good on you. yeah, thank you. where's the poop, robin? excuse me? when i was a kid, i had a dog named bean. whenever he made the face that you're making right now you just knew he pooped somewhere in the house. where's the poop, robin? i don't know what you're talking about. where's the poop, robin? there's no poop. where's the poop? okay, in the process of truly getting over him, i may have called him and left an... indelicate