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but given where you teach, i'm very interested in martha. and i would like to know if their relationship was as chaste as your account of it? >> chaste? the problem with martha is that unlike abigail adams, we don't know much about her, because she's destroyed those letters. my interpretation, as you know, is that washington was actually in love with a woman called sally fairfax. and this is debateable, because the evidence on this is not completely definitive. and that -- now, sally fairfax was a fairied woman, happened to be married to washington's best friend. that he chooses the head rather than the heart. because martha washington is the wealthiest widow in virginia. and upon marrying her, he immediately is vaulted to the top of the social staircase in virginia. your question is what kind of relationship did they have? i think one telltale evidence that they did have a close, warm, affectionate relationship is that every year that washington was away in the war, for 7 1/2 years, she came to the winter encampments. and spent the winters

covering this eventful week martha raddatz of abc news. major garrett of the national journal. and karen tumulty of "the washington post" and pete williams of nbc news. >> covering history as it happens. live from our nation's capitol, this is "washington week" with gwen ifill. produced in association with

okay, martha. well, all of this only adds to as you know to the obama administration's high-wire. their very high diplomatic tightrope. how to stay close to an ally in a fragile part of the world and still embrace the egyptian people's call for democracy. jake tapper is at the white house tonight. what is the latest from there, jake? >> reporter: diane, the obama administration has dispatched a former ambassador, frank wisener, who was ambassador to egypt during the reagan and bush sr. years. he's on the ground there talking to egyptian officials about political reform. i asked is he there? is frank wisener there to gingerly show mubarak the door and the white house would not answer that question. >> but nonetheless have you detected a shift in tone? which direction? >> reporter: absolutely. it seems to be much more towards preparing for mubarak to leave. you hear president obama talk about an orderly transition. secretary of state clinton said the same thing on the sunday shows yesterday, an orderly transition. now, the administration says they're not talking about a transition n

why has this be so sensitive, martha? >> perhaps because the administration didn't want to be seen as just reacting, saying oh, today we'll say this, but in many ways it was that. it was happening so rapidly. you look at that speech from 2009 and i say perhaps president obama had something to do with it. perhaps he didn't. perhaps the spark was lit in tunisia. this is about economics in so many ways. about people not having jobs, people not having food, people seeing prices rise and mubarak still in power and that's why i think the administration in some respects, really you can understand what was happening here because it was happening so rapidly. gwen: the president began making phone calls, he spoke to mubarak twice, the secretary of defense, the chairman of the joint chiefs, they've all been on the phone burning up the wires, yet they haven't gotten the desired outcome apparently. well, they've gotten one, that the egyptian military doesn't turn the guns on the protesters and take the dictator's side. that's really t

here's martha raddatz on that. >> reporter: he was once a young and dashing army captain. today, he has bottled black hair. a penchant for outlandish apparel and much ridiculed phobias. from the mouths of diplomats, he has a intense dislike, or a fear of upper floors. a fear of flying over water. and he is obsessively dependent on a small core of trusted personnel, especially his long-time ukrainian nurse, glyna. then, his legendary crew of all female bodyguards. a pistol-packing posse of 40, that the tabloids claim are also required to be virgins. in 1989, gadhafi's antics prompted abc's barbara walters to ask straight away -- >> we read that you are mad. does it make you angry? >> translator: of course, it irritates me. nevertheless, i consider or do believe that the majority of the ordinary people in the four corners of the globe, do love me, because they have different vision from that of the official governments. >> reporter: but gadhafi's outlandish antics should not mask his brutal reputation. libya was implicated in a bombing of a berlin disco, which killed and inj

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martha raddatz, abc news, yemen. >>> and now, we move onto italy. call it the rebuke of the italian mamas. italy's prime minister with his long history of flaunting a billionaire playboy lifestyle, is in deep legal trouble tonight. silvio berlusconi has been indicted and ordered to stand trial in a sex case involving a 17-year-old girl. and as jeffrey kofman reports from rome, the mothers and grandmothers of italy are keeping the pressure on. >> reporter: in a country where women are famously tolerant of their unfaithful men, italy's philandering premier silvio berlusconi may finally have crossed the line. the 74-year-old billionaire is notorious for consorting with younger women. but his dalliance with this moroccan nightclub dancer known as ruby heart-stealer may be his downfall. today berlusconi was indicted for allegedly paying ruby for sex when she was underage. now it is the women of italy who are leading the call for berlusconi's resignation. here in rome over the weekend 200,000 disgusted women made their feelings very clear. >> the amount o

to seek more political freedom, and in tunisia, where this all began, there were celebrations. >> martha raddatz in yemen tonight. thank you, as so many nations in the region watch what is happening in egypt, big questions about the time table and a possible political vacuum. we want to turn to christiane amanpour, great to see you there, preparetic for tomorrow morning's broadcast, and what do we know about the time table given what we heard from the military today? >> very little. they haven't said when these elections will be held. they have said they're committed to a democratic reform, but no real specifics. the protesters, those who have been leading the oust of the mubarak regime have said that they want a transitional government. they want to see a committee to amend or rewrite the constitution, and they want to see the emergency law lifted. the military has not said anything specific on that, so people are really waiting and seeing what the next steps might be. >> how significant was it when you heard today that the military spells out there will free electioness and the militar

martha raddatz, abc news, washington. >>> and in other news, back here at home, it was 15 years ago, president bill clinton signed a bill making it federal law that marriage consists of one man and one woman in the united states, even though individual state after state moved to allow same-sex marriage. well, today, president obama took a giant step to reverse that law, saying this country should give gay marriages the same legal standing as straight. and jake tapper is at the white house with that tonight. jake? >> reporter: good evening, diane. well, that's right. in a stunning turn of events, president obama told the justice department to stop defending the 1996 law that defines marriage as between one man and one woman. the president's been defending the law for two years, but today, he called it unconstitutional. jerry savoy and john weiss of danbury, connecticut, are suing the government over the defense of marriage act. >> we challenged it because it's fundamentally wrong. >> and it directly effects us. >> reporter: that's because even though they are legally married in connec

bette davis was 52, as was martha, and james mason had always been 46, you know, so... [laughter] so it was--it was good. and so i said okay, knowing at the time that when you sell the rights of a play to be made into a movie, you lose absolute control over it-- understanding that. if you write a play, you have absolute control over what is done to your play onstage. they can't change a word without your permission. but you take a chance when you sell a movie. but that whole combination struck me as being pretty good. but then there's a thing called movie magic, and bette davis and james mason turned into elizabeth taylor and richard burton. and oddly enough, mike nichols stayed mike nichols, and...but i sort of trusted mike. i didn't think he was going to allow them to really screw it up. and what happened, finally, by some great fortune: there was no screenplay. i mean, there's this guy, ernest lehman, who is credited with the screenplay. but then again, he produced the movie too. but i think he changed two sentences of my entire script and maybe cut about five minute

i do want to begin on what we just heard from martha and these protests. how likely is it these protests will go the way of egypt and lead to regime change? >> well, look, that's clearly what everybody is watching, not just here in the united states but in that region. and one of the things that they were carefully watching was how egypt would result, what the end result would be there as a sign of what might happen. as a sign of one of the things one of the things they're trying to predict, it's impossible to do so. who knows what precise spark will lead to what precise development? it's clear there is movement. the people in that part of the world are inspired and that already some of the leaders in that part of the world have made changes, have pledged not to stand for re-election. so the egypt/tunisia effect is being felt. >> and turning back to egypt, christiane, this is your area of expertise. we want to ask you, what are the three signs you're going to be focused on in the coming months in the current events. i think one of them will be watching for

martha martinez from the school health programs. [applause] terrance, from june jordan high school. [applause] congratulations. darlene, from hoover middle school. [applause] congratulations. kathy bradley from jose ortega elementary school. [applause] i am sorry. she is from francis scott key's. thomas, from school of the arts high school. [applause] congratulations. susan from john o'connell high school. congratulations. chrities from guadeloupe elementary school. -- christie. congratulations. elizabeth fortier from peabody elementary school. [applause] and grace from downtown high school. congratulations. and another from the student program. congratulations. jacqueline hunt from an elementary school. congratulations. teacher wang. from gateway high school. [applause] congratulations. christine from hillcrest elementary school. [applause] congratulations. christina, sorry. christin. and another is not here tonight, so we will hang onto it for her. kelly from john o'connell high school. [applause] congratulations. jessica, we are not sure if she is here. ok, we will hang onto that

this morning on "martha on today" power snacks.g, prevent disease and boost immunity. >> martha stewart's new book "power foods" is full of delicious, nutritious recipes. >> my first time meeting willie geist. >> you're a fan, too. >> i wake up every morning with willie geist. my three dogs love you, too. >> i'm flattered. what is a power food? >> power foods are foods that are commonly available everywhere like wonderful portobello, giant mushrooms. >> you use these instead of hamburger in a burger. >> the calorie count is so low when you cook with mushroom instead of meat. >> but to make it tasty, they can be bland. >> you have to enhance them with olive oil, balsamic vinegar, thyme and garlic. >> mm. >> and marinate them? >> how long? >> i'm really just coating them and putting them on a grill pan. you can do it inside the house if you get a wonderfulle grill pan. do you have one? >> of course. >> okay. put them right on like this. they will cook -- look what happens to them? that giant one becomes that. it gets meatier and meat

>> martha raddatz in yemen. >>> news that in the last few minutes, a new military communique has saidt. and they will be in power for at least six months until elections can be organized. now, also, just a day after mubarak was toppled, the military government, as we reported, pledged that the peace treaty with israel would be honored. the israeli prime minister, benjamin netanyahu welcomed the statement. calling it a statement of peace in the middle east. but there's also great concern in israel over what, or who, will replace mubarak. earlier this week, i spoke exclusively with israel's defense minister, ehud barak. when you look at what's happening in egypt, and when you make your analysis, do you think egypt is heading toward an iranian-style revolution or to an egyptian nationalistic revolution? >> i don't believe that something similar to the iranian events from several years ago is happening now. i think the egyptians have their own way. i think the direction is something that emerges very genuinely and in a spontaneous manner. it's not organized by extremist groups of muslim r

he will spend the winter with his wife, martha, and his most trusted officers rebuilding the army, planning future strategy. the war is certainly not over. there will be six more years of fighting. but there has been a remarkable turnaround. a british historian later summed up the battles of trenton and princeton. "it may be doubted," he wrote, "whether so small a number of men "ever employed so short a space of time "with greater and more lasting effects upon the history of the world." fleming: if the americans had failed at trenton and princeton, or either one of them, they would have become peaceful, submissive, obedient servants of his majesty george iii, and the whole, marvelous spirit of independence and liberty that has animated this country would have really vanished. narrator: in those ten days, as 1776 gave way to a new year, despair gave way to hope, gloom was replaced by confidence, and a new nation still in its infancy was beginning to stand on its own. [captioned by: new jersey network 1-800-792-8645] [captioned using cpc's captionmaker rockville, md 800-977-6678] major fundin

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. ♪♪♪ >> a martha la conoces. esos son los invitados. >> vamos a comer. ♪♪♪ >> vamos al punto.ue egipto. quÉ pasa cuando estados unidos apoyÓ una dictadura como la de egipto? _apoya. vale la pena la estabilidad a cambio que la democracia? se lo preguntamos a los secretario de estado norteamericano. _al. semana violenta en mÉxico. hablamos con jorge castaÑeda. el ex dictador de haitÍ hablÓ en exclusiva. dice que no es un tirano y que explica las razones para regresar a haitÍ. ellos dicen que su mÚsica habla de la cruda realidad que viven en su paÍs. estÁn con nosotros. ganadores del latin grammy. comenzamos. ♪♪♪ >> vamos al punto, con jorge ramos. >> empezamos al programa en egipto. lo que estÁ ocurriendo ahÍ estÁ cambiando el mundo. nos afecta aquÍ. las consecuencias son enormes. si cae un dictador por un movimiento que comenzÓ en internet pueden caer otros en otras partes del mundo. esto es lo Último que tenemos desde egipto. >> me encuentro en el epicentro de la revoluciÓn egipcia. miles de personas siguen llegando, exigiendo a gritos la dimisiÓn del presidente. no estÁn disp

martha. >> reporter: good morning, robin. strange, bizarre, or downright evil and insane, are all words used to describe gadhafi. in fact, one official told me, of all the wacky dictators in the world, he is the wackiest. among his many eccentricities, the libyan leader appears flying over water. doesn't like staying on upper floors. and is a big fan of flamenco dancing. he has long traveled with a slew of female bodyguards. and apparently will not travel without a favorite ukrainian nurse. experts say gadhafi's unpredictable nature is one of the keys to his political longevity. ronald reagan once called him -- >> this mad dog of the middle east. >> reporter: gadhafi was accused of backing the 1986 bombing of a berlin disco, popular with american soldiers. and the 1988 bombing of pan am flight 103. he's given a number of famous interviews, including one to george stephanopoulos in 2003. >> there's been some reports in the western press about your health. that you've been, perhaps had, cancer

martha to be a tongue that will stray you know open with big cherry into buying. kid gloves we take a look at the future of. our focus this week. football and it was a mainstay for four russian clubs involved in the europa league on thursday. a disappointing defeat against after twenty two late goals putting the dutch side in control there but the news was say a scot who earned an important win someone into tommy smith said strike on twenty nine minutes before months of the day about belong to sponsor. of the half time goals from me to come. through the visitors level and with just a minute to go on the exhibit and his growing reputation by scoring a fantastic free cake to give the red and whites big tree mold such good news both busy needs a young boy's friends to nicholas long as top goal aside from the equalized early in the second half they would go on to grant wayne stoppage time. staying with football and gattuso has been charged with gross unsporting conduct of putting a member of tottenham's coaching staff during ac milan's champions league tie with spurs

the spurs up forty three thirty nine in the second of the raptors kept the tempo up though with the martha rules on getting two of his twenty five points in style this is proving to be a more conclusive unit duncan involved in another pass and sequence as the one blur slams at home one hundred eleven to one hundred the final score in canada. just over a week now before cricket world cup champions astraea begin their title defense skipper ricky ponting still recovering from a broken finger so his side lose the ashes for a second straight time last month a must of disappointment ahead of the year's biggest tournament. fair to sound pretty fresh. a month from the sidelines on. looking forward to getting back into it again into back into proper training and then more importantly back into international cricket as i said it's been a wall between between games for me and sitting back watching the gods play the last few weeks have been pretty difficult to decide and fly as well as they have been very satisfying. and that's where we leave the sport where weather is coming up in just a text he said

martha but they are being distributed through legal channels as they're not smuggled to. the. legally sort of borders but there's a ship to in a legal way and the quality and quantity of these legal drugs. but irrelevant exports this is obviously enormously important for us if there is a heroin and. according to official figures that the actual number could be high up and one measure put forward by moscow is the elimination. and the increase in. to be used to pull off a production to be put on the un thanks why isn't the un acting on that case. i think we can be successful in fighting drugs if we do it in a comprehensive way and if we address the problem from upstream to downstream so we need to fight against the rocks in the areas where. drugs cultivated time produced also need a chain of supply of drugs we need. to prevent the corruption and money laundering because it's so huge money it's a city billion dollars of. revenue so for illegal direct traffic and the world if you're. here in. synthetic drugs and. so it's a huge it's more than the g.d.p. of a developed country. so

tour a win of the season after martha in session in arizona. too early to tell the career all former one driver robert qubits remains up in the air a following a crush over the weekend but doctors say he is improving. and celebration time super bowl m.v.p. our rogers on the victorious green bay packers are welcome told up to securing their first super bowl call and in the new. let's get going on the greens though where they inform mark wilson has knocked his second p.g.a. title of the golfing year frosty conditions scorching a delay but wilson's game was far from cold that thirty six year old did so for us sufferer. final hole missing the chance to put away closest challenger jason dufner a playoff between the two in suits were dufner came up way short on a birdie putt on the second extra hole wilson having no such problems on the tenth sending home a birdie for the win over a million dollars in prize money on the second title of twenty eleven secured for the wisconsin name. that brings us to n.b.a. basketball where there was a shock in the eas

martha but the. hey being distributed through legal channels. they're not smuggled to. the. illegally sort of borders but there's a ship to in a legal way and the quality and quantity of these legal drugs are strictly controlled by the relevant experts this is obviously enormously important for us if there are two million heroin and addicts in russia according to official figures say the actual number could be no higher and one measure put forward by moscow is the elimination of poppy plantations and the increase in. land to be used for poppy production to be put on the un sanctions list why isn't the un acting on that ok so i think we can be successful in fighting drugs if we do it in a comprehensive way we need to. do is to create a situation when the. corruption could be excluded from this process but those we need to address this process this problem from the. downstream. consumed we need to develop a more meaningful program of prevention and treatment of drug addicts if we combined efforts in doing this this way from upstream to downstream only then when . success isola

champion alexandra over my god the mum who quenched the bronze at a world cup stage in the montreal and martha go you can see you have done each a talented young gymnast was currently training with those who also have a completely new all around group program prepared owns a new coach the genesis of the junior and senior competitions as well as the exhibition tournament also up for grabs at the luzhniki this weekend with the moscow gone free in just one step toward september's world championships in france kevin mcaleer r.t. . that's all a sport for right now come up after a short break as the wild weather stay with us. well look. at the blizzard of winter blues get to slope center.

. >>> and we want you to know that our martha raddatz, who has traveled to the region in the middle east for more than 20 years, has now made her way into yemen tonight. a hot bed of al qaeda training and tomorrow night, she's going to tell you what she found there, right here on "world news." >>> and, in this winter of extremes, it sounds like a broken record. another powerful blizzard roaring through the middle of the country. the second in a week. this one, stretching from the rocky mountains to the deep south. abc's ryan owens is in the arctic white of oklahoma city. >> reporter: there were bumper cars in arkansas and snow preps in mississippi. it had been that kind of winter. little rock had near whiteout conditions this morning. in memphis, road crews are busy getting ready for a few inches of snow. even dallas got in on the action again with a mix of snow and ice. >> we're not equipped to handle this, so work stops, school stops. life kind of stops. >> reporter: so did traffic. as the storm blew through kansas, police responded to dozens of accidents. in springfield, missouri, a y

wealth of local talent some of which has spread around but kolb arena glooscap discovers how song gets martha moving. when you come to you are in for a surprise though it's known for its weapon producing factories and plants the first thing that catches your eye is the city's architecture which seems to have changed a little over the centuries and once you dig. deeper you find more people are good at preserving their heritage and not just on the outside when the culture for me is a part of my life it's. my life my marbles lullabies my friends my. hope and fairy tales told me this is very become logical very educational to thing i'm coming and term very close to nature culture but of course to get a full taste of the culture you have to get out of the city and go to the village where traditional songs dances food and drinks are still very much a part of everyday life so when we hit the road trudged through the snow and ended up in the village of gran of a and the home of local celebrities who made waves in russia's last bid for your vision song contest glory but don't expect to find any short

promising that it will eventually lead to a peaceful democracy but how quickly egypt will be able to get martha teichner is among our cbs news colleagues who will be taking stock in our sunday morning cover story. >> reporter: it was one of those moments like the fall of the berlin wall. an event so stunning that even days later, egyptians just want to be in tahrir square to convince themselves it really happened. but will it turn out to be the revolution they've been waiting 5,000 years for? ahead this sunday morning, egypt. we look forward and backward as the great party winds down. >> osgood: tomorrow is saint valentine's day, the day where professions of love-- some of which have always led to proposals of marriage. that was once upon time but instead of rushing to say i do these days, more and more young lovers are saying i don't. tracy smith has been tracking the trend. ♪. >> reporter: marriage. it used to be a must.(rp<.cy now it's a maybe.legfl >> there is no substitute for special person in your life, but you don't need to be married to have that. >> reporter: later on sunday morning,

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martha, if you could be maria. you have gotten a prescription for amikind. you're holding it in your hand. you haven't decided what to do, so you turn to your family members-- and you have a large family-- and many people who are willing to guide you. let's begin with your brother-in-law, dr. lawler. and your brother, art caplan. he looks more like an uncle but... good. in any case, ask them for guidance. okay. well, listen guys. camilla has really had a hard year at school. and if it was just a matter of keeping her cheery, keeping her happy, sparing her any disappointment in life, you know, i'd go along with some of these friends of mine who are telling me happiness is not the be all, end all. that's not the most important thing about somebody's childhood. but i just have the feeling, seeing her when she comes home at the end of the day. that it's more than just... she's not having fun. she's really missing out on you know, the world of people, and friendships, and connections. what do you think? is it worth trying to do something to her brain to open up t

network martha. wouldn't see. this their website. for twenty six years raju and david martin have fallen on deaf ears in cuba says cuban journalist alone so chum. it's hard to talk about the impact of radio and t.v. because on television it's not seen on the radio it's practically unheard of and on top of that in cuba the signal is jam it congressional reports point out the miami based channels quote failure over many years to adhere to generally accepted journalistic standards i'm old i'm bloody well but i'm not i'm talking about a radio show that tells people to go into cuban leaders from the point of view of journalistic ethics it's very troubling but he may have had a fifteen million dollars budget in two thousand and eight to pay cuban dissidents on the island as its reporters and rent fuel in flight to gulfstream planes that circled violent to broadcast t.v. martinis and the u.s. isn't just paying for news u.s. state department dollars also finance eagle for an afghan police drama former marine j. dilla barito says shows like t

. >> martha, rankin, texas, you are on with mr. tyrrell. >> caller: sitting here, drinking coffee and see what i thought what this man would have to say because i am a liberal which is open mined and lost interest in his intelligence when he said, high dungeon... and it is high detchen... you might want to look that up and my point is liberalism will never die, as you claim because it is open mindedness and charity, and i've noticed in your movement, conservative movement, you speak of, there charity has been changed to the word entitlement and you refer to japan's social health care as their entitlement expense. i wonder if your moral and traditional values, where does charity come into your world? thank you. >> well, the open minded, generous minded person we had on the other end of the phone, she is a moral paradigm and is an honor to be in her presence but charity as a matter of fact comes into my christian values. and, pervades much of my christian view of the world. and so does faith and so does hope. so... >> well, from your

the twist you can't resist. [ applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is kind of like a martha stewart forewest best-selling book is called "simple times: crafts for poor people." please welcome amy sedaris. [ applause ] >> hi. >> jimmy: how is everything? >> good. nice to see you. >> jimmy: nice to see you too. did you go to a super bowl party? >> oh, a couple. >> jimmy: oh, you did. >> oh, yeah, i got that six-foot hoagie. >> jimmy: good stuff. >> i went to -- i was invited to wendie malick's house and she had two baby donkeys. >> jimmy: she gave birth to donkeys. >> she gave birth to donkeys and when you touched them smoke would come off them. not smoke -- >> jimmy: donkey smoke. >> yeah, donkey smoke. it's really good. so that was fun. >> jimmy: the kids are doing donkey smoke. is wasn't a full boat party. >> i didn't watch the game but you did. you have eight tvs. >> jimmy: not eight. >> how many tvs do you have. >> jimmy: i have one enormous television in my living room and then i have one by the pool and then i have one in the kitchen. >> so you have three tvs. >> jimmy: and then al

hears martha. >> the protest have had one purpose. getting rid of mubarak. but now what? the biggest fear for the u.s. that egypt will turn towards islamic fundamentalism. muslim brotherhood protestors representing the oldest and largest islamic organization in egypt have advocated a state ruled by islamic law. which would mean a step backward for women's rights and the rule of law. they do not openly back al qaeda but several of the founders of al qaeda were former members. >> if somehow the muslim brotherhood were put in charge of the government in egypt might make it possible for other terrorist groups to use egypt again as sanctuary and it might mean an end to the peace between israel and egypt. >>reporter: another perhaps more likely option? an outsider. mohammad is a nobel laureate who returned to egypt after years abroad. he ran the un nuclear watch dog program and opposed to the ray wac war. u.s. concerns about an outsider he is not fully in line with u.s. policy toward israel. third option. omar this is mubarak clear favorite. just named vice president. he would

i went over to visit a friend at martha's vineyard and started pushing my music around to various people eventually peter asher brought my demo to apple records and played it for paul. and i actually went in and additioned. i was the first act that they signed to their record label. >> charlie: paul sat in on that didn't he. >> he listened to that and he sat this on the album. he placed base on caroline on my mind, our first iteration of it. but it was a life changing moment. you know, from that point o everything changed. i mean you could say that every moment but that one was an obvious one. >> charlie: you saw it. you felt like a doorÑi is openig to somewhere. >> that's right, i did. i mean, i couldn't believe it. you know, two days beforehand, i had been in the great sea. i mean i considered myself a music but i was in the great mass of people who idolized the beatles and then suddenly they were sponsoring me in a way. >> charlie: and then soon thereafter you're on the cover of "time" magazine. >> this was big too. and i think that you know the process of starting very privately and