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who knew martha stewart, stand-up comic.was will rogers who said everything is funny as long as it's happening to somebody else. thank you for watching abc news. world news now is coming up soon with overnight breaking news. tune in to good morning america. and as always we're online ally, why don't you go to the park with grandpa? no, thanks. raymond... why don't you take him to one of your sports games? i'm not taking him to any of my sports games okay? besides, the only football around is hofstra and northeastern. they're both 0-7-- it's like watchin' the kids have a t tickle fight. well, your father already has his outside pants on so i'm sending him over. no! come on, ma... hey, hey. what's shakin', everybody? hey, robert. whdo you like in the big game today? what big game? hofstra and northeastern-- where ya been? tss... huh? what's with that? ha ha. i really haven't been following hofstra. what, are you kidding me? this is their year. and northeastern? it's like clash of the titans today. yeah? you want to go or not?

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we expected the prison jokes at her expense. >> all these rappers on stage and martha stewart has donet your ankle bracelet on vibrate, so we don't have problems. >> justin bieber -- martha coughed and eyebrow. when it was her turn things came out of her mouth that we can't begin to repeat. >> lewd crist, you have three kids with three different women may i suggest [ bleep ] [ bleep ] on martha stewart bed linens. >> airing dirty laundry and flogging her sheets. reviewers were awestruck. martha absolutely crushed it. killed it. delivered the sickest burns. she was the baddest [ bleep ] of all. wash your mouth out martha. preferably with a homemade soap. >> what a beautiful block of soap. >> it was the cell block she saved for bieber giving him tips when he inevidently ends up in prison. >> the first thing you'll need is a shank. >> she advised justin to find himself the right girl. >> someone you can smoke a joint with or indulge in the occasional three-way. justin my final piece of evidence is call me. >> remember the good old innocent roasts when even a turkey's rear end could make m

>> and look at that martha stewart stewart. >> go ahead and play it. >> i hate your music more than bill you released so many horrible and unwatchable videos you should change your video to -- and you said that anne frank would have been a belieber and if that is true she would have left auschwitz. >> well, some of the jokes had no point, and they were mean. and that joke he could have tightened it up a little bit, but twitter is a little bit because you have a joke that is bad on twitter, does not mean it won't work in a club or tv, because they are different mediums. >> and in new york magazine i will sum it up but what he says is that people are afterraid to try things out, because they have a you know what camera out there, and you used to try the material out in the club and you would not be slammed for it. >> and that is the thing, and you had to take a risk. and that is the thing, if you were in cincinnati at p midnight it was you and those people in the room and you could say what you had to say to get the check and get out of there, and now it is you and the world, and they thro

she started a business because martha stewart encouraged her. catherine: we are working with a woman who serves time with martha stewart as well. laura: there are not as many women as men. i do wonder to what degree work with women. a lot of women in prison, they are single moms. they have challenging circumstances. being able to be a good business person can help them. catherine: the fewer men we have, we are trying to attract more. they are a small percentage of the criminal population. the women we do have are awesome . they hold their own with the guys. laura: is it different dealing with women? in terms of background stories and bonding with executives? catherine: yes and no. they are there as entrepreneurs create is not like they cry all the time and the guys do not. they are very competitive. one of our women in new york consistently wins every challenge. takes first or second or third. she has a softness that gives her a competitive advantage. her daughter is also a part of our family. we have a family legacy program. her daughter is in

[indiscernible] announcer: that of course is martha stewart on your screen, who is another guest at the white house correspondents dinner. the woman in the blue dress that we saw just a minute ago, that was huma abedin -- married to anthony wiener and top aide to hillary clinton. [indiscernible] announcer: that of course is donald trump arriving for the dinner -- and the dinner will take place in the largest ballroom in washington, d.c., it's at the washington hilton. 2,600 guests tonight at 260 tables, 10 people per table. you'll hear from the president, as well as cicely strong of "saturday night live," that's part of the entertainment and c-span will be live throughout the evening, so we're taking you now inside the ballroom here at the washington hilton. [indiscernible] ♪ [indiscernible] ♪ [indiscernible] announcer: live coverage of the white house correspondents dinner. yes, katie couric and justice antonin scalia. some say this is what it is all about. having journalists and policymakers together. [indiscernible] ♪ announcer: you are watching live coverage inside the ballroom. 7:5

first of all, when i saw martha stewart, i got nervous. are you a justin deal?she was digging. like she was throwing some real jokes. she said something about me, it was like, you don't even know me, martha! who gave you this? she gave me a cocky look. she was like, ha ha ha! >> jimmy: kevin hart, everybody. go see the comedy "get hard." it opens march 27th. thank you, kevin. be right back, austin! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. electric . and the 45 highway mpg tdi clean diesel. and last but not least, the high performance gti. looks like we're gonna need a bigger podium. the volkswagen golf family. motor trend's 2015 "cars" of the year. ♪ it's our song... ♪ yeah, there you go... ♪ wait! oh, no! there are thousands of ways into the complex health care system. and unitedhealthcare has ways to make the system simpler. like virtual doctor visits. what happened here? i came in too hot. ♪ transferred money from his bank of america savings account to his merrill edge retirement accou

her -- i sometimes say that she was a little bit like the martha stewart of her age in that she really was a proponent of a kind of lifestyle and she had rhetoric about the sort of emphasis on domesticity and motherhood and she herself was neither. and, but she also really made a name for herself as a reformer and particularly women's education. >> thank you. thank you all for coming. i just want to thank my fellow panelists for coming together to discuss this very interesting group of women, and i'm excited to put them together because they're not often put together. so elizabeth gurley flynn lived from 1890 to 1964, and she was a tireless advocate for socialism feminism and free speech. she started her career as an agitator for the industrial workers of the world which was a group that was also called the wobblies, and she later became a leader of the communist party. she defended the right to free speech very strongly through two red scares, the red scare that followed world war i and also the red scare that followed world war ii. she spent the majority of her life trying, in her ow

i don't know what last night was about because in one second i'm talking to martha stewart, and then the next second i'm talking to martha raddatz. i'm confused. i don't know what just happened. one second i'm talking to 2016 potential candidates, and then i'm talking to youtube stars. it was a weird mix of people in the room, but the end of the day this was really just the night that the nerds get to be the cool kids. how many of these have you done before? overnight a star-studded event in washington. >> i love this. >> it's exciting. isn't it? >> reporter: the 89th annual white house correspondents' dinner fondly referred to as nerd prom, and i was right in the middle checking in on the annual event's unique blend of political powerhouses, business moguls like donald trump. are you going to be the one headlining on the stage at this event? >> stranger things have happened. >> reporter: and a-listers like "modern family's" julie bowen. >> it's chaos here. i kind of like it. >> reporter: "scandal" star darby stanchfield. >> it's good to be back. >> reporter: i even ran into domestic

. >> then forget bieber, martha stewart owned the room and stole the show. >> a player in the board roomand a freak in the bedroom. >> and kevin james is back in "mall cop." whoa! i'm behind the segue of his special shoot where i sc

. >> side note, there are several appearances of martha stewart in the white house in the 90's, and theyll amazing. hillary clinton: questions come up and we will do our best to answer them. i think that is only natural. >> by the time she ran for senate hillary clinton had to appeal to new yorkers. hillary clinton: when i started this campaign, i did not know what to expect. education. education. i hope you will give me that chance. hillary clinton: long-term. >> there is no strong accent here, but maybe the absence of an accent is in itself an accent. let's skip ahead to 2007. hillary clinton: it's totally off base. it's hard to understand. what people are talking to me about is not that. >> we are almost pass the heartland into sarah palin territory. it does sound like she gets ever so slightly folksier when she is running a presidential campaign. obviously, she is not the first person to modify an accent for an audience. me and my mate were bloody kna ckered. ain't nothing wrong with that. mark: we will be right back. ♪ mark: tomorrow, john boehner. john: we will see you tomorrow tha

time with martha stewart as well. >> apparently so. wondered how much, there are not as many women in prison as men but -- >> 5% roughly. >> i do wonder to what degree you do work with women because a lot of women in prison i mean they are single moms, they have challenging circumstances and in able to be a good businessperson could really help them. >> right. and so that the women that we have we're trying to attract more, that there are small percentage of the criminal population and the women that we do have our awesome fighters. they hold their own with the guys. >> is it sort of different when you're dealing with the women in terms of or you become in terms of background stories, in terms of bonding with executives? >> yes and no. i mean they are there as entrepreneurs in their own right and it's not like they cry all the time and the guy still do something. they are very competitive. one of our women in new york consistently wins every challenge and contest that we have, or takes first or second or third. and so she has a softnes

but martha stewart invited us on a horseback ride. he best. i've ridden horses with martha stweart myself. >> have you? >> seth: yeah, it's amazing. it was like the greatest moment of my life. >> it's like amazing. >> seth: they were like, because their horses are like the most beautiful -- >> like these prized stallions. >> seth: they're like black stallions. >> they're, like, these amazing braids. my hair inspiration for like everything i've done since -- [ laughter ] her horses are my beauty icons. but, i think -- i don't know if i just arrived too late or was like my jaw was dropped for too long staring at her. but, somehow, everybody was on theses big, black steeds and i ended up on a blonde pony. >> seth: oh no. so she's on a stallion and ryan is on a stallion -- >> and they're best friends, their stallions. and ryan -- and i'm like, "i just have to spend the day with martha stewart." and you know he's like she's like your god -- let's go. and he loves her and enjoys her, but i don't think he wants to spend his sunday riding hors

. >> the one, the only martha stewart at the end of the table.hard: it made for crazy moments. >> sing it. >> i can't remember the words. >> obviously in a cage match, superman whipes his own ass with batman. richard: what you didn't see is how crazy it was to cover this event and how much this transforms for washington d.c.'s is not. the 35,000 square-foot international ballroom isn't ready yet. just down the hall from the dinner at the side of bloomberg's cocktail party, the set pieces are arriving a day in advance. bloomberg tv spends the day building a set for saturday's live broadcast. as c-span tests their mics and camera positions, you can start to envision president obama's seventh trip to the podium. >> ladies and gentlemen, the president of the united states. richard: even empty, this is an intimidating room to stand in front of. just imagine when 3000 people get here. they are going to funnel most of these attendees through this entryway. once the red carpet is ready saturday afternoon mark takes his position. john is a floor below in

bieber some tips to use when he inevitably ends up in prison. [ laughter ] >> forget bieber, martha stewartugh? >> you've been roasted in the media. >> i've been roasted alive on a stick. >> please welcome the lifestyle guru! >> inside jay z's power play. hova and these all-star artists in tune or out of touch. >> and we're behind the scenes of fashion for real women. >> it is possible to look chic and also not be skinny. >> the hottest new trend that's breaking all the rules of so-called plus-sized style. then, kevin james is back as "paul blart mall cop." i'm behind the segue of this special shoot where i scored a major role. >> michael yo, come on now. >> let's go inside. >> are we doing this? no. >> now, the latest celebrity and pop culture news delivered to you 24/7, it's "the insider" together with yahoo!. >>> martha stewart drops the mic on justin bieber and steals the show in the process. hey, everybody. i'm louis aguirre. >> i'm thea andrews. plus, real clothes for real women. melissa mccarthy and meghan trainor leading the trend. our style insider lloyd boston take us outside the

[laughter] having described her as the martha stewart of the 19th century, you have some explaining to do, lucy. [laughter] >> martha went to jail. >> that's true. so catherine beecher was, as i mentioned, not a radical but she -- and she definitely had you know, she definitely advocated a very prescribed role for women. and she really was addressing middle class white women primarily, although catherine beecher also did have writings for working class women. she had some manuals for servants, for example, but those were largely about how servants should act in the homes of middle class women. so she she did not believe that women should go outside of their domestic roles. she really believed that -- and she did not believe that men and women were equal. she really earn sized, as many -- emphasized as many people did of her time, she emphasized a difference, the differences between men and women and the i ways in which women should capitalize on those differences or emphasize those differences in order to create a space for themselves in the polity. so beecher definitely believed women

save 50% plus an extra 15% on bed skirts from martha stewart and more macy's one day sale on saturday, with a preview day on ♪ >>> good evening. thank you for joining us. right now one of the world's sexiest stars is facing a decidedly modern problem. sophia vergara in a battle with her ex over embryos they froze together. surprisingly it is a question nais face manage couples. who gets to decide what happens to frozen embryos after a break up? >> reporter: sew fooee dwra vergara is in a legal battle over what some say is life or death. her exfiling a complaint in a california court to prevent their embryos from being destroyed. in november of 2013 six months before the couple broke up they used invitro fertilization to create embryos planning to eventually use a surrogate. vergara a star on "modern family" spoke to amy robach about ivf in 2013. >> i'm 40 years old. nothing happens that naturally anymore. we wanted to plan ahead. my boyfriend is three years younger than me and he's never had a son. i have my son so it is not that -- it's not like an emergency for me to have another ki

she started a business because martha stewart encouraged her.therine: we are working with a woman who serves time with martha stewart as well. laura: there are not as many women as men. i do wonder to what degree work with women. a lot of women in prison, they are single moms. they have challenging circumstances. being able to be a good business person can help them. catherine: the fewer men we have, we are trying to attract more. they are a small percentage of the criminal population. the women we do have are awesome. they hold their own with the guys. laura: is it different dealing with women? in terms of background stories and bonding with executives? catherine: yes and no. they are there as entrepreneurs create is not like they cry all the time and the guys do not. they are very competitive. one of our women in new york consistently wins every challenge. takes first or second or third. she has a softness that gives her a competitive advantage. her daughter is also a part of our family. we have a family legacy program. her daughter is in it.

. >>> martha stewart wants to make over your home office. her new office line will be sold exclusively at staples. it includes stationary, storage and organizational products. she says the goal, to create a beautiful, well organized home office space. >>> ukee and erika. >> pretty nice. >> looks nice. >> thanks, jill. >>> engineering will be out in south jersey, rather in the neighborhood there to figure out what is causing this huge sink hole . look at how close it comes to the fence. this is threatening two homes in burlington county. it is happening on east front street in florence township. a couple who lives in one of those homes says they have watched landslide develop overtime but erosion really pick up steam over the past few months. >> the rain was just pouring through there and it was just, a steady stream of water down to the river. >> after the most recent round of storms municipal workers found an abandoned storm train leaking accelerating that erosion problem. >>> update to the story first reported on cbs-3 philadelphia police

i was reading the "in style" website -- here is how martha stewart described you. professional in a difficult and fickle world. how have you managed to navigate the absent flows of fashion globally? guest: by being nice. that was my mantra, be nice. i've been involved for over 30 years. mark: as i mentioned in the intro, it can be known as cutthroat. how are you cutthroat in a competitive industry? guest: i am not cutthroat, but the industry is. it's very competitive, but it is very rewarding when it works. it has been an enormous economic engine. mark: what does that industry due to new york? fern: fashion week creates billions of dollars in the new york economy. fashion week started -- i had just been hired by the council of fashion designers to be the director and it was market week. michael kors had a fashion show in an empty space. they put the music on and when the music goes on at the fashion show, anything not nailed down moves will stop the ceiling came down and they brushed it off and kept walking. chunks of leicester landed in the laps of the fashion edi

. >> martha stewart who's dishing on everything from being bieber's mentor. >> justin's a cute littleillennial style. >> they don't call you grand mother? >> oh, no. >> now hollywood from the inside out, it's "the insider"s together with yahoo. >> buck mg up for the ride of his life. how bruce jenner is bracing for impact. >>> hey, everybody. >>> plus inside the american chateau, hoping to rally paris's palast of versailles we go to the mansion construction. >> i saw this firsthand, and it is jaw dropping. back to bruce, in 24 hours, the world will know his story, as the national anticipation for

. >> martha stewart has a new line of office equipment including stationery and technical accessorieshy would you want to run the apple gold watch? that is the question. >>> good news this morning for chipolte fans chain said pork will be back on the machine use this fall after being pulled at 1,700 stores in january "pulled pork," after they discovered animal treatment violations by splayers. the company c.e.o. said they are working on a plan to make the pork available but consumers should expect to pay more at least a dollar on the west and east coast and 40 cents more in the midwest. >>> now ikea, they have the internet buzzing over a new kitchen design that will change the bay you cook. >> it is called the kitchen of the future and this video was released in conjunction with design week in milan in italy. it shows you how to cook with digital sensors they show you where on table to place the food. the so-called kitchen of 2025 includes a transparent fridge and composting system and has a special bucket under the sing to recycle the water. >> as long as it and as ikea prizes. >> i

she was a little bit like a martha stewart of her age in that she really was a proponent of kind of wife style land rhetoric about the sort of emphasis on domesticity and motherhood and she herself was neither. but she also made a name for herself as an education reformer particularly in women's education. >> thank you all for coming. i want to thank my fellow panelists for coming together to discuss this interesting group of women and i'm excited to put them together because they are not often put together. elizabeth gurley flynn live from 89 because in 1964 and she was a tireless advocate for socialism, feminism and free-speech. she started her career as an agitator for the industrial workers of the world which was a group that was also called the wobblys and later became a leader of the communist party. she defended the right to free speech very strongly through two red scares, the one that followed world war i and world war ii. she spent the majority of her life trying in her own words to persuade the majority of the american people that socialism would be happier, more secure and pe

kerry washington, martha stewart, john legend among some of the anticipated dinner guests tomorrow nightith journalists from across the country. "saturday night live" comedienne cecily strong will host the main event and parties will continue after the dinner this weekend. news4's jim handly will have those details in a report tonight at 11:00. >> announcer: next, strangers rush to help a man attacked outside a busy metro station. what we're learning about the altercation that may have led to the crime. news4 hitting the road just to see how much time new changes to d.c. traffic lights will save you during your commute. and a virginia woman sharing her personal journey and giving support to local teens. how she says jufrlt a few words can change the lives of >> announcer: you're watching news4 at 6. >>> first at 6:30 tonight, the search for a man seen beating another guy on metro. it's an atrack violent enough to put the victim in the hospital. >> this is the surveillance video of the young man police are seeking. news4's mark segraves is at the eastern market metro station where it all

they had martha stewart telling jokes we couldn't tell on the show. >> if you don't like hah you shouldn't be watching a roast. that's the idea of a roast is you really push. >> let me play some chris rock because he makes a joke about bullying but i think if you look at some of the terrible bullying that goes on you could say why would you take the side of bullies but he's so clearly joking i don't think you can read it as pro bullying. take a listen. >> i'm working on a bit about bullying. everybody is trying to get rid of bullying. some of these kids need this. most of them need it. who is going to invent the fuel that gets us off of fossil fuel? who is going to do these things? some guy that was bullied. that's who is going to do it. >> is that funny enough to get by or should people be offended by that. >> no, we shouldn't be offended by it. we have to give comedy a wide birth. chris rock is one of my favorite comedians. he does such important social commentary and we're in a moment where we're seeing how we are as a nation about race. we have starbucks trying to talk about race. we h

kerry washington, chrissy teigen, martha stewart, john legend, alfre woodard.ot of folks. >> don't people don't know -- it's a big party but they give out scholarships. >> i think they want to use their celebrity to try to do some good and raise awareness about issues. >>> 6:41. i want to make your aware of the forecast this morning. it is a cold one. >> weather and traffic on the ones at 6:41. chuck bell. >> here's a picture of the rising sun to warm you up this morning. now that we have it above that eastern cloud deck so let the warming begin, everybody. current windchills are back near the freezing mark. 32 in washington. bus stop weather this morning, a cold start. air temperatures in the 30s. but 20s to near 30. and even coming home later on this afternoon, it will be on the cool side. highs in the upper 50s to low 60s. we'll talk about rain chances in a few more minutes now. now over to melissa with traffic. >> good morning, chuck. just put up this camera for you this is chopper over b.w. parkway. once again this is at 197, had the earlier problem at pow

martha stewart is here to take your easter eggs to the next level.> before woe get to decorate what was it like being part of the justin bieber roast? >> hilarious. to hang out with the comedians for like five hours, quite an experience. >> we should mention most of it is not suitable for morning television. you were very funny. we have the helpers. and i love this segment because you have taken it beyond the egg and dip it in the dye. >> takeuary hat off. this is a really fun egg. do you have a hard head? >> kind of. >> that was harder than i expected. >> that's a confetti egg. april fools. i wanted to do a real egg. >> how do you get it in there. >> color your eggs and hello them out. make it big enough and make all kinds of confetti. chop it up and stuff the egg. once you get a lot of confetti inside use a sticker and a glue stick and cover over the hole and kits can have fun throwing eggs. not at each other and don't break it on your little brother's head okay. >> you fill that up and get back to where we are dyeing eggs and decorating them after

martha stewart was reportedly trapped in an elevator at her office building for 13 minutes.they finally got her out, the elevator looked amazing! [ laughter and applause ] amazing. today is the first day of apple's reuse and recycling program, which lets customers trade, this is interesting, lets customers trade old android, blackberry or windows phones for new iphones. that's right. all you need to get a brand new $600 iphone is an old blackberry and $595. [ laughter ] a new study, we get very excited about new studies here at the show. just love them. it gives us new information and then we can process it and take it along with our lives and we don't have to do any studying. [ laughter ] we just have to do some basic skimming or in your case just listen to a comedian tell a joke. a new study shows that eating chocolate may have positive effects on the brain similar to exercising. said americans, [ speaking with full mouth ] "yay! [ laughter ] i'm exercising. i'm exercising right now." [ cheers and applause ] and finally, on last night's episode of "keeping up with the kard

what if he had his picture with martha stewart. she's a felon.get written up for that that. >> spears didn't know about the rapper's criminal background he's fighting the citation which suggests spears may be required to get counseling. >>> all right. ladies, listen up. there's a beach chair made just for women with comfort where it counts. >> it's all thanks to a florida woman. fox's dana jay takes look at the newest invention hitting stores by this summer. >> reporter: beth griffin is a mom, a grandma and an entrepreneur. 10 years ago she started a business in her winter park home. she had gotten tired of uncomfortable beach chairs. i just realized i need i'm a big busted girl and i can't lay down on my stomach too well. >> first she came up with the solution that was quite right. >> get a cheap beach chair from wal*mart or somewhere and cut holes in it for my breast toss lay in. but it wasn't really comfortable and i would wind up having to get a new chair every summer. >> reporter: a health scare gave her the courage to go professional and cr

martha stewart is going to show us the right way to decorate easter eggs.n't believe their transformations. >> but first, we want to let you know our jenna wolf is starring on law and order svu. you can catch it at 9:00 8:00 central here on nbc. >> do the law and order sound. let's go across the plaza to alar a check of the weather. >> anybody play any pranks on you? >> not yet. >> your shoe is untied. i should have reversed that. wet weather from the gulf coast back to texas. a risk of storms and oklahoma into southern minnesota. windy in southern california into northern california. for tomorrow windy and wet weather in western new york into the ohio river valley. northern arkansas up into central ohio. snow around the central plains. sunshine out west and temperatures are cooling down and >>> 8:32. good wednesday morning to you. i'm meteorologist christina loren. temperatures for today are going to be significantly cooler than what we have been experiencing, but i can tell you right now that wind will die off for a few hours as we get into this afternoon

because i was in a kind of high-security jail, it was not the martha stewart camp cupcake kind of jail. there was no access to the outdoors. i think i had about four hours of real, breathable, outdoor air in 85 days. for me, that was the toughest part of the adjustment to my new life. brian: when were you in jail, and where? judith: i was in the alexandria detention center in alexandria virginia. i had to say this, it was extremely professional. it was very well run. the people that were there had worked there for a long time. they knew the inmates. they knew the deacon -- the d generations of inmates. what i tried to say to myself was that the best thing that the best way to survive this was to turn this into an assignment. how did this jail work? who is there? who are my fellow inmates? what are the problems of the jail? it was a very interesting difficult reporting experience. i was in jail because i refused to reveal the identity of the source whom i thought did not want his identity revealed. in our business, as you know brian, protecting sources is the lifeblood of independent jo

and because i was in a kind of high security jail it wasn't a martha stewart cupcake life jail. there was no access to the outdoors. i think i had about four hours of real air, breatheable outdoor air in 85 days. so for me that was the toughest part of the adjussment to my new life. >> when were you in jail and where? >> i was at the alexandria detention center in alexandria, virginia a stone's throw from the cap capitol. i have to say it was extremely professional. the people there had worked there for a long time. they knew the inmates they knew the generations of inmates. and what i tried to do was to say to myself, the best way to survive this is to turn jail into an assignment. how does this jail work? what are do the counselors think of the inmates? who is there? who are my fellow inmates? what are the problems of the jail? and it was a really interesting if difficult reporting experience. >> why were you in jail? >> i was in jail because i refused to reveal the identity of a source whom i thought did not want his identity revealed. in our business, as you know, protecting

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. >> we were just standing next to martha stewart. >> i was shaking. didn't get a picture. >> there's still time. >> we're going to tackle her, don't worry. >> i've been asking people who they most want to meet. is that the person you would most want to meet? >> i have to say it's the president and i'm sure everyone will say, but i'm here and i will just like sort of run anywhere to go meet him. >> and i have a massive crush on ronan farrow and i just got to meet him, so that was special. >> you get to meet people you're fans of or that you follow and they're so nice and kind, so just have fun. >> well, the person who may have the most reason to sweat this evening, "saturday night live" cecily strong, the entertainer for the evening, who's going to have the unenviable task of following president obama. proouen over the past six years he's pretty good at this. >> i'm feeling sorry, believe it or not, for the speaker of the house as well. these days the house of republicans, actually give john boehner a harder time than they give me. which means orange r

hillary clinton on elizabeth warren, around paul on the coke brother, and martha stewart on kim kardashianeputy managing editor. thunderstorm watch for being here in your -- thank you for being here in your beautiful bright yellow. i find people who write the pieces as fascinating. and mindy kaehling rote about witherspoon saying "she is impatient that hollywood won't generate the quality roles she wants to play so she creates quality roles by creating quality movies. that resourceful not makes her someone i not only admire but someone who inspires me. that is influence." i love that piece. it made me wonder in hollywood, there are so many beautiful women, powerful women. how do you at times figure out who you want to pick for the list? how did you pick kanye for the cover? >> it is a problem. there are so many influential people. you know you could have -- you could do this list every year and have like 95 people be the same. year to year. but that's not interesting to readers, it's not interesting to us. we're a news publication and want to feel like we're reflecting the events of the ye

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i saw the bieber roast justin bieber his roast and it was good of a shock martha stewart and snoop dog it was an odd mix of people. >> gary radnich: if you have on demand and a cable system you should get it and that's basic cable that give you all the warnings allegedly was not suitable for children the language on that thing was terrible. this is a regular johnses sure storage job comedy central. jon stewart show was on that channel >> reporter: we know that sex sells. >> gary radnich: you remember that l.p.g.a. come out with these fancy calendar the few years ago and they got beat from cut people that some complain that their golfers' not models. >> reporter: what they're doing is first of all a seat the coffer of men's health mcelroy cut in a t-shirt and and let's see let's put her without a shirt completely get people into golf but looking rory have a short list oh my god what happened to him your member what he looked like and last year. >> gary radnich: i could care less >> reporter: i watch the time bind it arm out sits i think more people would watch if the golfers were short