harry's father? >> no, i'm not. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who did that surprise? seriously, is there anyone in the world surprised by that? that should be illegal. maryr announcer guy should be behind bars right now. unfortunately for the royal revelers, it looks like it might rain in london on friday. they might get rain on the wedding day. i hope they don't get 10,000 spoons when all they need is a knife, too. we've been having weird weather here in the colonies, as well. high alert for severe thunderstorms and tornados today from northeast texas all the way to nashville, tennessee. i'm not an expert on tornados. but my uncle frank is, right? >> definitely. >> jimmy: yes. here to explain what to do when a tornado strikes, our chief meteorologist, uncle frank. >> this is uncle frank with answers to your weather questions. the question of the day is -- from gale force, from blowy, indiana, who writes, what do you do when you see a tornado approachinging? you should hit the ground, the lower, the better. it might still get you, but you have a better -- it's like, if you are being fired upon by weapons, what do you do? you hit the ground. you get as lo