you know, when you were still a republican doing a mary poppins parity and joking about how you weren for president. ♪ >> i'll tell you where i'm going. [ light laughter ] ♪ >> oh, beautiful, michael. >> first iowa, then new hampshire! [ laughter ] maybe i can get the whole country to behave! [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: woof [ laughter ] i have seen middle school plays with better acting [ light laughter ] that performance was so bad, dick van dyke saw it and endorsed bernie. [ laughter and applause also this year -- this year, he didn't even make it to iowa and new hampshire. you know who did bernie and he won. and he didn't even need a magic umbrella "i don't use umbrellas i have one free poncho i got at woodstock 50 years ago that's it. [ laughter ] you make a poncho last." [ applause ] and hey, you know, in general, for all of you, it's never a great plan to try to be the funny candidate. i mean, we already had a candidate who tried that and it did not work. >> i don't know who created pokemon go [ cheers ] but i try to figure out how we get them to have pokemon go to the pol