i’m listening, marya ivanovna, yasnopolskaya art expert, organizer of the international palette exhibitionreally need your help. i'll always have tea and coffee, please. no, thank you. are there dining sets and wonderful milkhorovs available for inexpensive prices? no, thank you, i'm interested in your paintings. and the paintings, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, of course, of course, the paintings, here, here they are, here, look, i’m calling yours attention to the kaipan landscape, now, just a second, oops, bouquet, i would hang it at home myself, there’s no room, i’ll just give it in bulk, also for cheap, no, thank you, i’m interested in the paintings that you have in the morgue, i, unfortunately, don’t i know the name of the author, yeah, in the morgue, morgue, well, yes, yes, yes, yes, we’ll figure it out, excuse me, but can we do it right now? that, thank you, please, please, where did you see the pictures here, and here they are, my god, how talented this is, look how sophisticated, incredible it is, we don’t hold anything bad, but what do you think, this as far as it goes, for some they a

disrupted, but if the author of these works agrees, i don’t know, i will be very grateful, so marya ivanovnat find a place for myself, you, i’m not an artist, what does it matter, well somehow for me, maybe not, of course, but dmitry, stukachok, you know, i probably i’m going to leave, i can’t sit still, my god, marya ivanovna, oh my god, oh my god, look at this, just look at how much expression there is in this, what sensuality, how accurately the author captured the essence, what tension is in every detail , i don’t know, pavel pavlovich, i allow you to express my admiration, we are strangers. title, i want to buy this, all palpalych’s paintings, you know, i think that you can pick up all of palpalych’s paintings, so this is the price of questions, how much is three for each of your works and 25. for nikolai’s installation ivanovich, so, now, listen, here, it means you have, that means, all mine are 5,000, there are about 20 more, and the great work of nikolai ivanovich, for fifty dollars, you know, however, here, well... go around the morgue , bargain, i’ll take it, pay in cash, and i’ll

like that, marya ivanovna told me not to let anyone into the apartment, otherwise some bandit will comeom the zhek, if a bandit can say that he is from the zhek, he can also say that he is from the police, in general, i’m from the traffic police, the fact is that your car has not passed the technical inspection, and look, it’s been under your window for 3 months already it’s standing, let’s go, i’ll show you, marya ivanovna told me to sweep the snow off the tarpaulin every day, i sweep it away, is it hard for me or what? you can see for yourself, the apartment is big, there’s a lot of housework, there’s just a damn lot of books, i’m already tired of wiping the dust off, tell me, the professor drove the car himself, at first he drove it himself, and then he hired a driver, he’s such a handsome young man, he works during the day. and in the evening he studied at the institute, because he kept his car in good condition, the professor paid him a large salary, but boris was unlucky, the professor went on a business trip for a year, and he had to be fired, you don’t remember his last name, bo

good afternoon, good, i am marya ivanovna yasnopolskaya, with whom do i have the honor?t. lady, we actually have a mork here, if you haven’t noticed, i didn’t notice, and i also i saw with my own eyes how he entered this building from the street, except for us, there are only scumbags here, my god, and also adults, and you brought this up and put him in jail. dmitry anatolyevich, today you will spend the night in your own apartment, please don’t make me regret that i found you alive in the morgue, you understand me, you are an awkward person, understand, maybe some coffee? coffee, thank you, i don’t drink in the morgue, my god, what a beautiful picture, my god, what work, pure nonconformism, who is the author of this work, and the author of his own, and the concept we do not have? i brought it for the input, and dmitry, if you find out who the author of this work is, you will be forgiven, all the best, gentlemen, nonconformism. i wish you a speedy recovery, what are you driving, why are you serious, why are you so impudent, huh? oh, how i joked with you, well, how am i,

absolutely, damn it, here it’s mother-in-law, i mean marya ivanovna, she asked me to pass on somethingpaints, in my opinion, french. every wedding ends the same way, the newlyweds retire to the bedroom and decide. i prefer investments. where to invest the donated money? investing in the future. i agree, but first we’ll open a deposit for interest at sea. with sberbank, everyone can profitably increase their savings. open a best interest brokerage account and receive three sber shares. as a gift, in savings it is more profitable with prime, yeah soli chokhanda, handa. but i got it, yes, this is a real adjustment, yes, what kind of adjustment, are you doing manual work , you have to confess, i just, i don’t know, dima, take these paints back, or rather, what am i going to tell her? i don't know what you tell her, i don't care what you tell her. ivana, don’t bother erasing it for her, huh? what a day this is, huh? even the gift caused a scandal. nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. ivanovich, an easygoing person, is sorted out, that’s all. yes, but i won't take the paint back. there you go

vovochka understands the hand and says: marya ivanovna, there’s no way to go to school alive it won't you know so many shortcomings, no, well, specifically, this word, somehow a woman caught a young man , you tell it like that, it means the woman caught it. so, look, the green one in the swamp is croaking, starts from scratch, runs out of legs, says: grasshopper, and you are naughty, guessed what a cute joke, well, in general, when a fisherman is sitting, fishing, he hears from afar, go there to such and such a mother . from afar, well, he sits further catches it, again go to such and such a mother, closer already, what is it, even more, even closer, go to such and such a mother, suddenly he swims out from around the corner from behind the reeds, that means a boat, a frog is sitting on it and a teapot rows with a spoon like this, he says frog, why aren’t you rowing me with oars with a teaspoon, go to one of these, i heard the same thing about a guy with small oars b... time, as they say, unfortunately, flies very quickly here , thank you very much for coming to the program, thank you

receive... a prize based on the number of presented projects by participating artists, thank you marya ivanovna do you think that i’m some kind of old-timer? very difficult, everything that is difficult, yes, yes, hello, hello, meet me, from... nikola ivanovich throws away the mop, and says, and says, pasha, you just don’t get in, what mythological codes are encrypted in the paintings of paulus bohr that's it, you're so sick, just, lord, what a subtle sense of painting you have, i always thought, that the images in his paintings are eclectic and random, and you think that these are codes? tell me in which particular picture this is most vivid, well, what can i say, kolya means in everyone, especially in the early days, when there was no pavlibor, but just pavlibor, well, he was running around holland without pants, amazing, well, let’s not disturb you. don’t say anything, check out the ligustavs, go through vestration and triple your deposit at the megamay megamarket, choose buy at the megamarket with a discount of up to 99% for sberbank bonuses, thank you, megamarket, millions grew on their so

you have a young wife, what a mother-in-law, marya ivanovna.ey bring the body? they brought it, can you imagine, they cut it right in the restaurant, there was some kind of buffet, a sea of ​​guests, and no one saw anything, yeah, no one at all, no one at all, well, more precisely, someone saw how a corpse was communicating with some idiot in in the lobby, here, and then the body was found in the toilet right in the stall, very good, yes, yes, what’s good, such a lator for everyone they inserted these very ones, but who found him? and a friend, he turns out to be a companion, like, like, what does it mean like, a companion is what, it means, they have common affairs, from this it follows that they not only have common affairs, but also common problems, tools they found the murder, no, you see, but it’s there somewhere, tim. then there are traces, okay, maybe there are no traces anymore, all this needs to be found out, that’s right, if you were blowing towards your people, where i don’t know, maybe you were planning to go to the theater, maybe h

go to heaven, whoever studies with a b will go to hell, vovochka understands the hand, says: marya ivanovnat is it, even more, even closer, go to such and such a mother, suddenly he swims out from around the corner from behind the reeds, that means a boat, a frog is sitting on it and with a teaspoon like that he's rowing, he says frog, why aren't you rowing me with a teaspoon, go to so-and-so, i heard the same thing about a guy with small oars, guys, time, as they say, is running out for us, unfortunately... very quickly , thank you very much for coming to the program, it seemed to me that today we even touched on some very philosophical topics, so well, after all, if we sum it up, then again, everything is getting a little better here, look, our women drive better, they are starting to do something there, as if at the dacha, in general they are drawn to beautiful things, to create, to grow, then to roll it all up, too, and my wife also said, damn it, and i remember that as a child. we threw sunsets there, let's try this year too, i think, oh, you already know what a complete cycle will be

what i came for, isolya stepanovna, you come too, thank you, it’s somehow inconvenient, no, no, marya ivanovnae at the ultrasound that i would have a son, like that at the ultrasound they said that you will have a son, yes, well, i’m at dianochka’s, i congratulate you, yeah, i ’ll definitely be there, and if anything happens, i’m at my place, but i’m worn out. but i brought a corpse, this criminal, and why are you pointing at me, criminal, another corpse, it’s on your tongue, well, colleagues, in the end, show the youth a master class, in the end, it’s easy. well, protective. don't miss it on monday, sorry, they will tell you where to fish here to catch big fish, perfect kill, we are dealing with a very smart dangerous enemy, the question is who is next, himself will become bait, feel, so to speak, this spider jar, he is capable of any surprises, don’t do anything, taurus will give you a command, let everything go according to their plan, let’s stage my murder. and sergei zharkov, are you under a spell or something, koralev, and we are generally dead, terrible people, dolphin, new season, don’

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