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the bad news is he was masterbating outside the window.the good news is, he has a squeegy. >> you suggested if we only made it legal it wouldn't be naughty anymore and then people would stop doing it. >> no, we wouldn't. >> notice it is we and not they. >>> it is invasive and creepy. >> it is important not to jump to the conclusion that people who do that are then going to move toward raping or hurting people. there are people who just are voyerists. but it is not as bad as hurting palm directly. >> i did it as a kid. i would peek and it was too risky. it was a phase i went through for 30 years. >> i am glad you got out of that. >> i will throw things. >> more dangerous behaviors. >> did you think that pornography has reduced this? >> i do. i think pornography in general has had a positive impact on society. i think it has reduced the number of rapes in society. i think it allows people to satisfy their sexual urges in a benign way, and i suspect it has reduced peeping tommism. >> joanne, hospital everyone close their blinds? better safe t

the first place we had computers and the first place men were masterbating at the computers. >> oh imissed that. >> nobody goes to libraries anymore. maybe except robots. >> then that is sad. if that's what it takes to get a kid to the library. >> are you saying it is the first place to have robots and then the first place to have men masturbating to robots? >> it is. could robots become as boring as the libraries themselves? >> more than they are already bore ?g i would want to stay away from the library if they had these robots. they can sing and dance and speak 19 languages. i am a scorpio. i would just be jealous of their talents. think about how they would take our jobs. >> yes, but shouldn't they -- don't they deserve it? they are robots. they don't have a lot going for them. they should take our jobs. >> no, they shouldn't. they are robots. they are the product of nerds. nerds are always taking our jobs. >> i think it is a good thing, andy. the robots can pick themselves off the ground. that makes them far different than you. >> did you see how long it took? it is like an old