that's-- [angela scoffs] ahoy, matey. ahoy. [laughs] ahoy. so how you doing? good. um.today, and she is in the terminal stages of her pregnancy. a child of which i have a vested interest. so, kinda weird. anyway, she is... incredibly fat and enormous right now. extremely unattractive. and you are, on e other hand, one of the more attractive people in the office. so... while she is here, i am going to be acting kind of cold to you, um, and i am doing this to pay respect to her bloated... feelings. and i'm treating ryan the same way. of course. yeah. (stanley) i do not like pregnant women in my workspace. they're always complaining. [jingles] i have varicose veins too. i have swollen ankles. i'm constantly hungry. you think my nipples don't get sore too? do you think i don't need to know the fastest way to the hospital? jan. hi, jim. who do we have here? uh, this is my baby. really. oh, no. jan had the baby,nd michael wasn't there to mark it. so the baby could be anybody's. except michael's. ♪ i'm watching you. ♪ you're knocking me out tonight. ♪ ♪ tonight. ♪ oooooooo. ♪

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