matt damon said he was disappointed in my performance. well, matt, i just saw the adjustment bureau. so right back at you, buddy. >> that was a good one. smiles at the white house correspondence dinner over the weekend with a lot of roast, laughs, jokes. donald trump. but the irony of it all, seth meyers made a joke about osama bin laden. he was mocking c-span's low ratings when he said this. >> people think bin laden is hiding in the hindu kush but did you know every day from 4 to 5 he hosts a show on cspan. look at the president. you have the president grinning broadly to the joke. that came hours before we had the news. >>> we are out there on the belt way right now at providence road. we are going over the providence road fire company right now because they have a piece of metal from the world trade center that came from new york. we'll show you tonight at 11. i'm your biggest fan. you know that. aww. you're the best, mr. snuggles. [ thinking ] another pet name? you're right, puggle-wuggle! [ voice on phone ] hey, wiggly. all right, i'

matt damon said he was disappointed in my performance. matt, i just saw "the adjustment bureau" so right back at you, buddy. >> oh, no! i'm sure matt damon has a sense of humor, he laughed. but the donald, i was see nothing smile. no sense of humor, don? >> we were cracking up last night because we had it live, fred, as we do every year here on cnn. >> that's the whole spirit of the white house correspondents dinner. >> he did laugh a little with the president, but when it came to seth myers he didn't laugh at all. i'm glad you led into me with this because we are going to run big chunks of that. we'll run most of the white house correspondents dinner from last night. we'll run seth myers and the president. guess who is coming up at 7:00 p.m.? the donald to talk about that and why he didn't laugh at seth's jokes. i spoke with donald trump's spokesperson today. he wants to talk about the issue going around, people calling him racist. he wants to talk about that. seth made a joke about that last night when donald said, you know, i have a go

just the other day, matt damon, i love matt damon, love the guy, matt damon said he was disappointed y performance. well, matt, i just a saw "the adjustment bureau," so right back at you, buddy! of course, there's someone i can always count on for support, my wonderful wife, michelle. we made a terrific team at the easter egg roll this week, i give out bags of candy to the kids and she'd snatch them right back out of their little hands. snatched them. and where is the national public radio table? you guys are still here. that's good. i couldn't remember where we landed on that. i know you were a little tense when the gop tried to cut your funding, but personally, i was looking forward to new programming, like no things considered. or, wait, wait, don't fund me. of course, the deficit is a serious issue. that's why paul ryan couldn't be here tonight. his budget has no room for laughter. michelle bachmann is here, i understand, and she is thinking about running for president, which is weird because i hear she was born in canada. yes, michelle, this is how it starts. tim pawlenty, he see

matt damon said he was disappointed in my performance. , matt, i just saw "the adjustment bureau" so right back at you, buddy. [ laughter ] of course, there is someone who i can always count on for support, my wonderful wife michelle. we made a terrific team at the easter egg roll this week. i would give out bags of canny to the kids and she would -- of candy to the kids and she would snatch them right back out of their little hands. [ laughter ] snatched them. and where is the national public radio table? [ cheers and applause ] >> you guys are still here? that's good. i couldn't remember where we landed on that. and i know you were a little tense when the gop tried to cut your funding but personally i was looking forward to new programming like no things considered. or wait, wait, don't fund me. of course, the deficit is a serious issue. that is why paul ryan couldn't be here tonight. his budget has no room for laughter. michele bachmann is here, though, i understand. and she is thinking about running for president, which is weird becaus

matt damon said was disappointed in my performance. ll, matt i saw the adjustment bureau, so -- right back at you buddy. >> yeah. lots of smiles the white house correspondence dinner during the weekend. there were lots of roasts and laughs and jokes and the irony is seth myers e made a joke about so -- he made a joke about osama bin laden and mocked c span's low ratings when he said this. >> people think bin laden is in the hindu curb but every day from 4 to 5 he shows the -- host the show on c span. >> all right keep this in mind. you can see president obama grinning broadly right there at the joke. and that came hours before the u.s. force took bin laden out and that was on saturday night. president obama put the order forth on friday afternoon he knew something we didn't know. >>> the terror attacks hit the baltimore area very hard and were in the middle of the pentagon and new york city. pieces at world trade center had been taken across the country set up for memorials for those who lost their lives since september 11th and don har

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. >> matt damon. i love him.e said he was disappointed in my performance. >> well, i just saw "the adjustment bureau," so right back at you, buddy. >> it becomes the stage for his witty comebacks, but he had to >> no one is happier, no one is prouder to putting this birth certificate issue to rest so he can get back to the issues that matter like did we fake to the moon landings? [laughter] what happened in roswell? where are biggy and tupac? [laughter] >> the president had some fun of his own. donald trump was at the correspondents dinner and as smart as the president and the jokes on him. this morning he called the jokes "inappropriate." the last watch for endeavor has been postponed until may 8th. a control box needs to be replaced for a heating bauxite . it will take several days to complete. bove john paul ii is one step closer to sainthood. we will assure you how the pope was honored right here in baltimore. >> wet weather moving through the mid-atlantic with some thunderstorms in the forecast. the insta-we

matt damon -- i love the guy. he said he was disappointed in my performance. tt, i just saw "the adjustment bureau." right back at you, buddy. [laughter] [applause] of course, there is someone i can always count on for support -- my wonderful wife, michellle. [applause] we made it a terrific team at the easter egg roll this week. i gave out candy to the kids and they snatched them back out of their little hands. [laughter] snatched them. [laughter] where is the national public radio table? you guys are still here? that is good. [laughter] i could not remember where we landed on that. [laughter] i know you were little tense when the gop tried to cut your funding, but personally, i was looking forward to new programming like "snow things considered -- "no things considered." [laughter] of course, the deficit is a serious issue. that is what paul ryan could not be here tonight. his budget has no room for laughter. [laughter] [applause] michelle bachmann is here, i understand. she is thinking about running for president. which is weird, because i hear she was born

that includes brad pitt, matt damon, and stan stovall. >> 45 degrees on capitol hill. coming up, a look at the morning headlines. >> just when i told you to take the harrisburg expressway, but there is an accident. i will call you know of other problems coming up. >> we will take a look at the current temperatures in the forecast for mother's day weekend coming up here yet here is a look outside. >> welcome back. and headlines this morning, the high-pro by a trial of a pair of brothers accused of setting a pit bull on fire is delayed. there were supposed to stand trial yesterday. the first trial ended in a mistrial. one of the defense attorneys told the judge he needs more time to prepare their case. a new date is set for july 26. police are looking for a door to door robert. a woman told police he flashed an identity card and said he was from tepco. the robber said he was there to check a gas line. when inside he pulled a gun and rob the woman. all odds are not good for bringing slots to around 0 miles arrundo mill in 2011. that delay is projected to cost the state $7

. >> matt damon. love him. love the guy. he said he was disappointed in my performance. tment bureau," so right back at you, buddy. >> ouch. you're watching "msnbc sunday." this is the neighborhood. you get elm street and you get main street. thank you. and that's just the first quarter. so you want a slide in your office ? or monkey bars, either one. more small businesses choose verizon wireless than any other wireless carrier. where's susie ? is she expecting you ? because they know the small business with the best technology rules. of gourmet coffee and tea to choose from. it's the way to individually brew fresh, delicious coffee in under a minute. way to brew, hon. [ female announcer ] choose. brew. enjoy. keurig. >>> stepped up pressureer on libya's colonel gadhafi with reports that his son and three grandchildren were killed in a nato air strike. president obama called for the dictator to leave, but nato says the mission is not to remove him by force. let's bring in howard dean, the former chairman of the dnc and ran for president in 2004. good to see you. >> good m

matt damon -- i love the guy. he said he was disappointed in my performance. adjustment bureau." right back at you, buddy. [laughter] [applause] of course, there is someone i can always count on for support -- my wonderful wife, michelle. [applause] we made it a terrific team at the easter egg roll this week. i gave out candy to the kids and she snatched them back out of their little hands. [laughter] snatched them. [laughter] where is the national public radio table? you guys are still here? that is good. [laughter] i could not remember where we landed on that. [laughter] i know you were a little tense when the gop tried to cut your funding, but personally, i was looking forward to new programming like "no things considered." [laughter] or "wait, don't fund me." [laughter] of course, the deficit is a serious issue. that is why paul ryan could not be here tonight. his budget has no room for laughter. [laughter] [applause] michele bachmann is here, i understand. she is thinking about running for president, which is weird, because i hear she was born in canada. [

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. >>> actor matt damon is trying to help bring safe clean water to people around the globe in this week'spact your world." damon traveled to ethiopia to see a dirty, open well that is the main source of water for more than 6 thourk people. >> we're about 60 kilometers outside the town. this is a hand dug well. about 6,000 people. the kids behind me, they come here to gather their water. the bottles you see them drinking full of that dirty water. that's what they come to fetch to take to school. it's a matter of life and death. it's in people's nature to want to step up and do their part. >> join the movement. cnn.com/impact. >> so to find out how you can help, go to cnn.com/impact. >>> all right. president obama and donald trump. >> donald trump is here tonight. >> in the same room. what happened is quite comical. i'll show you how it all played out in 90 seconds. ordinary rubs don't always work on my arthritis. try capzasin-hp. it penetrates deep to block pain signals for hours of relief. capzasin-hp. take the pain out of arthritis. >>> okay. most would believe that inside the beltway wa

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it is more difficult for young impersonator to do matt damon. or brad pitt. >> one more! i want to show john wayne how to do his what. i was working at calling the glove and rooftops he was doing something for a laugh in and he said on what you to show me how i am going to do my walk because i'm losing it. i walked across the studio. and he looked at me and he said that is not how you to it. i have been walking like loretta young for 50 years land, but a little johnny carson? >> he was always looking around. and sometimes i could get so involved in my impression with johnny carson that i would finished the show and even writing in alimony check at the end. >> tonight, there are still tickets available the opening of the arinda . www.arindatheatersquare. com and www.richlittle.com i'm even going to imitate you! thank you. you are the best, the real show business. >> i like anybody that likes movies. >> and i love movies. back to you, marty. >> marty: still ahead, your seven day forecast in the bay to breakers. a live look at the golden gate bridge with overcast conditions.

just another day, matt damon, i love that guy. said he was disappointed in my performance. well, i saw "the bureau," so right back at you. my wonderful wife michelle. we made a terrific team this week. i give up bags of candy to the kids, and she would snatch them right back out of their little hands. [laughter] >> [chuckles] snatched them. and where is the national public radio table? [cheers and applause] you guys are still here. that is good. i could not remember where we landed on that. [laughter] i know you were a little tense when the gop tried to cut your funding, but, personally, i was looking forward to a new programming, like "no things considered." or "wait, wait, don't fund me." [laughter] of course, the deficit is a serious issue. that is why paul could not be here tonight. his budget has no room for laughter. michelle buckman is here, i understand, and she thinks she will be running for president, which is weird, because i hear she was born in canada. yes, this is how it is done. tim pawlenty, he seems all- american,